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Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
I know a good joke about Jonestown, but unfortunately the punch line is too long.
A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
I was hesitant to post this, but, nothing else is catching my eye this morning.
