Showing posts with label Winter Olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Winter Olympics. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

AllenS Foto Funnies

After watching the movie about National Lampoon magazine (which I used to read all the time) I decided to call this "Foto Funnies" to honor their pioneering work in print humor.


I know AllenS got this in the mail, he did not write the caption, but that said, I would have used the word "bobsled" rather than "bobsleigh". The latter sounds like homicide. 

Friday, February 21, 2014

NYT: "Do Curlers Make Good Housekeepers?"

"Every job invites its share of inane, clichéd questions, and being an Olympic athlete, at least in this respect, is like any other job."
And so it is that Aidan Kelly, an American luger, is often asked “if I feel ridiculous wearing a full spandex suit all the time.”

The sliding sports — luge, bobsled and skeleton — are particularly prone to misapprehension, particularly among casual observers who look at them and think of glorified sledding.

“What is the stupidest question?” said the American bobsledder Dallas Robinson, the brakeman on a two-man team. “The problem is that when I say ‘stupidest question,’ I’ve probably asked all those same questions, so I’m admitting to my ignorance of the sport prior to becoming an athlete of the sport.”

“A lot of people think the brakeman brakes throughout the track to help control the speeds,” he said.

“That is not the case. That is not the case at all. No, my head’s down between my legs and I’m praying the whole time. When the track’s over with, I pull with the brakes, and that’s it.”

Curlers, of course, get the most generally clueless questions, starting with, “Are you the sweeper or the thrower?” (Answer: They do both.)

Another question: “Do you clean the ice?” said Johnny Frederiksen, vice skip of the Danish team.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

"a side note on the sphinxlike front desk clerks, by the way: I am legitimately infatuated with their unparalleled ability to deliver bad news"

Just How Bad Is the Scene in Sochi?