"Oh, stabbed a guy in a bar."
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Dustin Diamond is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond (some sites say $1,000) he was with his girlfriend at the time, (some say wife) at the Grand Avenue Saloon in Port Washington Wisconsin, some say only Ozaukee County.
Apparently another couple started trouble. Taking photos, arguing. It is unclear what Diamond used to stab the guy, a pen that he was holding to close his account or a 3.5" blade found with him in the car when arrested. He says he noticed his girlfriend being held by her hair and that he does not recall exactly, that things happened so fast.
I tend to believe him.
You know, I have not seen a single episode of Saved by the Bell, mostly because the Screech character is intolerable and so are the other douchbag characters, especially the white guy jock character with the baggy jeans and cross trainer shoes laced up so the shoe-tongue sticks out. Ugh. I tried to watch the show and failed. It is a terrible show. I have no idea why it was so popular. But Screech was the absolute worst. He seems to have recovered somewhat from his incredible awkward stage. Someone mentioned he had a porn video out. I found it in two seconds. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.
Now I need therapy.
"Why did you slash your wrists, Chip?"
"As punishment for searching and finding Dustin Diamonds sex video and click, click clickity-click clicking through it. That's why."
I also saw him one time on a show about people trying to lose weight. He was a psychological argumentative mess there too.
I take it back. He has not recovered from his awkward stage, and he never will.
And that's what you get for going out to a bar on Christmas. Honestly, there was nothing else to do? I didn't even know bars were open.
TMZ has video of right before the fight where everything appears to be normal, except for the swears.
Actually, his mug shot looks fine. But
this is what on-camera flash does to a photographer's subject.
It's all good. Life is like a jail sentence. "I'll be outta here in no time." And there's hardly a difference between in here with all the attention, and out there where I'm nobody special.
But know what's as interesting as Screech in a fight? This guy was arrested for making a fuss about being refused drive-through service at Taco Bell on his bicycle. He would not go away, and apparently could not come inside. Again, flash, but not on-camera flash. See the difference in contour? This is a better photo because of it. I mean, come on. You're taking a dozens of photos a day as part of your job. That makes you a professional photographer. What we notice here is a trace of pride in one's craft by getting the flash off the camera. And of course the subject is incredibly interesting. A grown man profoundly sad about tacos and about everything that led to the incident.
So sad, he didn't get his Taco Bell. And now he's in jail. Life is so unfair sometimes.
