Claim: 'flying man' past an Airbus full of passengers

"Pilots on a holiday jet were left stunned when a 'flying man' whizzed past their aircraft at 3,500 feet".

The mystery man flew within 100 metres of the plane and left the pilots baffled as to how he was moving through the air, as neither could see a canopy suspending him.

There was also no sign of him on the radar and further checks failed to reveal any paragliders, parachutists or balloonists in the area at the time. 

The official report in to the incident on Friday June 13 admitted it was 'unfortunate' and 'frustrating' there was 'no way of corroborating what they had reported'.

Ashton Kutcher's inspiring speech

I heard part. It is good. You'd like it. Who wouldn't? The part I recall is, "luck sounds like work," "opportunity sounds like work" something like that. He makes sense. The take-home is, hey, work is cool.

If you want the text, pick a page, it's everywhere, [ashton kutcher inspiring speech]

But I was distracted. By better things. Kutcher is singing to the choir. He's singing my song, but I don't care. It's old. In my world, this is better than that.

Here is the bottom of one of the pages I looked at.

And this folded dollar bill graphic at the bottom caught my eye.

As photographs of origami miniature schnauzers do. It must be. No? When you click, the text gives no indication a dog is intended. Is this one of those pareidolia things? 

That's a bit weird. The dog is #1 result for min schnauzer face, but search by photo, then similar photos to expand, does not make this match. It matches all kind of other things that are worse. There are color results but only faintly colored. That's it. Oh, plus I reversed it. At any rate, Google does not see a schnauzer, in fact anything but a schnauzer.