They are remaking Sex in the City

 

In this episode Sara Jessica Parker gets married to the guy from Fantasy Island. Which is very interesting because he is dead.

They must use CGI or something like that there.

Example 69 why bitches just can't along....not even for a potful of money!

Kim Cattrall says she was ‘never friends’ with ‘SATC’ co-stars

By Paige Gawley  New York Post October 23, 2017

Kim Cattrall is not friends with her “Sex and the City” castmates. “We’ve never been friends. We’ve been colleagues and in some ways it’s a very healthy place to be because then you have a clear line between your professional life and relationship and your personal,” the 61-year-old told Piers Morgan in an interview for ITV. 

Though there has been buzz for years that Cattrall didn’t get along with co-stars Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon, the apparent quarrel resurfaced recently when it was confirmed that a third “SATC” film was no longer in the works.

Another celebrity sex tape!

Once again they are inflicting another celebrity sex tape on us. After Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and Mike Huckabee you think they would be old news. Now of course they have to bring the homosexuals into the mix.

Well actually the Lesbian.

Yes Sarah Jessica Parker has a sex tape out.

Matthew Broderick can not be reached for comment as he is sitting at a bar somewhere drunk out of his face and weeping.

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

"Well Samantha I would like you to....hiicup....meet my finance. I brought her from the future. You see in 2018 the Supreme Court said we could be married.""

"Nice to meet you my dear....errr what's your name?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker."

"Yes I brought her back here to the 1960's from the future. I wan't her to meet my family. Our love can finally come out of the stable. Isn't she swell?"

"How nice. So where did you crazy kids meet."

"At the track of course."

"Naturally."