pants on sale for half price.

Just try finding a pair or Levi 501 jeans 30 inch waist 34 inch length in bright red. And they fit! They f'n fit! Six pairs of trial-purchase jeans and finally a pair that fit. And when they are finally found you go, "That's the one!" It's good advice to rush straight back there and buy more before the situation changes. And it turns out in that short time the place marked the pants down to half price. It's like they saw me coming, understand my tribulation and want me to have double and in other colors.