Free Pussy Cats

So this happened. The pet store two doors down had an event where they had free kittens for adoption. Which caused a big freaking commotion.

You see my employee is a hipster cat person and she was all indignant that the cats were outside in the heat and whatever other bullshit was going on. She wanted to beef with the guy but I told her to chill. There was a better way to handle it.

I waited until tonight. Sunday night. The pussy was free all weekend. No takers. Weird right? Who passes up free pussy.

Well the owner Adbul told me the people didn't want to adopt because it cost too much. The shots. The vets visit. The food. The litter box. The cat litter. You know all the stuff he wanted to sell them. I said to him "Abby baby alls you get is lookie-lous around here. You know some of the real cat people complained to me that they were outside in the sun and shit. Those are your real customers. The ones who will catch a beef with you and go somewhere else. Meantime you are entertaining passing hipster douchebags and their demon spawn. Get a clue dude." He goes "You know you are right. That's the last time I do this shit."

Of course he didn't take my final suggestion.

I told him to drop them off at the Chinese restaurant.

Famous blogger and partner arrested

New York Post, June 11. 2016 By Amanda Woods and Kenneth Garger

Two cruel cat hoarders were arrested for housing more than 60 emaciated felines in their tiny Queens home, cops said.

Amanda Marcotte, 39, and 42-year-old Anne Marie Cox kept the animals confined to “feces- and urine-soaked cages” inside their house on 118 Street near 135th Avenue in Jamaica, police said.

The pair’s mistreatment of the animals came to end Wednesday when the NYPD swooped in to arrest them.

Marcotte alone faces nearly 100 counts of animal cruelty charges, while Cox was hit with 14 counts,

Both claim that this was an example of police brutality and that cats lives matter. They simply chalk it up to the oppression of the patriarchy and vow to fight on.