Showing posts with label Gun Control means using two hands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gun Control means using two hands. Show all posts

Friday, March 30, 2018

Into the cornfield


"You better listen. You need to take away the guns from these people. Who do they think they are. The NRA are murderers. Macro Rubio and the governor are Murderers. Trump is a murderer.

NOT THE KID WE BULLIED EVERY DAY!

NOT THE COPS AND THE FBI THAT DIDN"T ARREST HIM AFTER MANY WARNINGS!

OFF INTO THE CORNFIELDS WITH ALL OF YOU!"

"The children are our future."

Friday, December 4, 2015

The Rifleman


Lucas and Mark McCain rode into Northfork on a brisk autumn morning. They hadn't been in town to get supplies for a couple of weeks. The ranch was self-sufficient but they still needed to get the things that they could not grow or construct out of wood and sod. Jeans. Work shirts. Ten penny nails. Cartridges to shoot stray Mexicans, Indians or former child actors who would try to sneak onto their property.

Mark loved to come to town. He could meet up with his buddies and they could wander around town to see the sights. Not that there were many sights. Other than Miz Millie’s teats. Of course they would be hard to see since Lucas would be squeezing and caressing them when he went into the Mercantile.

Lucas swung the buckboard down the street. They normally parked in front of the Mercantile but there seemed to be a big crowd milling around the store. Most likely Miz Millie had popped one of her stays again. That always drew a crowd.

Lucas stopped in front of the jail and jumped down to the street.  Sheriff Micah came out of the jail. He was all rumpled and tousled like he just got out of bed. He must be back on the drink. The only reason he could stay on as Sheriff is because everyone knew that the Rifleman would back his play.

“Seem like there is a big commotion Lucas boy.” “Did you go take a look see Micah?” “No I have been poorly. Thought I would wait for you.” “Well let’s just go and see.”