“Below Deck Down Under” is the best one of the franchise

 I am addicted to the "Below Deck" shows on Bravo. You know the format, right? Some rich douche rents a super Yacht to sail for a couple of days with a crew of drunks, morons and sexual predators. It's sort of a Gilligan's Island for retards. Each week the guests gets worse and worse with their demands for specialty parties and weird menu items. The crew fight and fuck and mess everything up.

It's a meataphor for life!

Now there is the original recipe Below Deck, Below Deck Mediterranean and Below Deck Sailing Yacht. However, the newest one "Below Deck Down Under" is far and away the best one so far.

Set in Australia the photography is just superb. Especially the underwater shots as all they do is go scuba diving and snorkeling. I mean there are no great castles like in the Med which does has some great shots of Croatia or the beauty of Spain that you see on Sailing Yacht. 

The best part of the show is the crew. You have the best Captain of them all on this show. The dude is hands on and is not afraid to get his hands dirty. He is always jumping in and helping. Plus he will bust the balls of his crew in a good natured way. He was hazing this one hapless deckhand but when the guys toilet overflowed and he woke him up at 3 in the morning to quit he got up and helped him clean up the shit. The dude is awesome.

The stews are just alright. The foul mouthed Aussie slut who had been on Med previously is the chief stew and she really doesn't know what she is doing. She wants to be their friend and that doesn't work. I mean the relationship between the girls isn't toxic which is unusual for these shows because she has one problem child. This polish model type is the third stew. Her grasp of English is not that good and she doesn't know how to make most drinks or be able to carry stuff with out dropping them. She was a yoga instructor on her last ship so she was really hired for scenery purposes and to fuck up on camera. Which she does.

Still she does brighten up the scenery.

The show is on the Peacock network which I did not buy. I get it on the Cinema App which allows you to stream just about everything for free. Check if out if you can. If you are going to watch a Below Deck Franchise this is the one to see.

WKRLEM: I mean what's not to love

It looks like it is shaping up to be a particularly fucked up season. Highly recommended for your amusement. 

Art imitates Life.....if you are in the life

Of all the bad guys in the Mob and there were a shitpot full of them.....one of the absolute worst was Don Vito Genovese.

He was Mafia royalty. Hooked up with Lucky and Meyer he was part of the tight group of young guns who killed Masseria and Marranzano and took over the Mafia. Underboss to Luck Luciano he was not a ladies man. He was one ugly fuck.

His first wife died of tuberculosis and he had his eyes on a new one. Anna Petillo who was already married. Who was also his cousin. So he had her husband strangled. Married the grieving or not so grieving widow. That was the way of the Mob. They got what they wanted.

How does this tie into the present day? Why the Real Housewives of New Jersey one of Spinelli's favorite shows.

The original show starred the two Manzo sisters who were reportedly mobbed up. They were two sisters who married two brothers. The brothers were partners in the Brownstone Catering hall in Jersey which is a big money maker and probably a big laundromat for the boys. Their dad ended up in a trunk of a car.

The two sisters were Caroline and Dina Manzo. Dina was the hot one. She divorced her husband Tommy Manzo and quit the show after the first season. I guess the heat was two much for her. She came back a year later but only lasted a year. She doesn't talk to her sister. It seems we know the reason why.

You see a mob button man broke into her house and beat the shit out of her and her fiance. The guy got a half price wedding at the Brownstone for doing it. Only thing is somebody dropped a dime and now they are indicted. 

Just like Don Vito. Only he didn't have the balls to finish the job and the rep to shut everybody up.

Art imitates life. It just that things are not the way it used to be. Even in the Mob.

Two things that Spinelli hates....

Here is a story about two things that Spinelli hates. QVC and Reality TV.

Noted Nasty Cunt Lisa Rinna of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is complaining the QVC has told her to stop tweeting and advocating for Black Lives Matter, LBTQ EI EI O rights and other ultra- communist woke causes. They told her that they are getting thousands of complaints from customers who say they will not buy her line on QVC because of her “activism.”

Per the New York Posts Page Six:

“I am sad to report It would now seem I can’t use my platform to inform or question or say how I feel politically because the Karen’s have bombarded Qvc begging them to fire me and saying they will no longer buy my clothes,” Rinna, 56, wrote.

Rinna added, “It is a shame that I must be muzzled in order to support my family but that is just what it is. Remember you know how I feel. Use your voice and Vote.”

This is a case of someone pretending they are being canceled because of their liberal views. I think QVC wants to fire her because her shit isn’t selling and she is setting this up to pressure them into keeping her. She must think woke assholes will protest to keep her on the channel and she will keep her gig.

She doesn’t design the line of course. Kyle Richards and Sonja Morgan also have lines that they just front and pretend they have something to do with on the Housewives. Sonja is particularly egregious as she had a fashion show of items right out of the website Ali Baba which is in China. You are ordering their crap at a premium just because they slap her label on it.

Rinna is notoriously weight conscious and her demon spawn kids were caught on camera mocking the “fatties” that they saw when they visited their old hometown. So the viewers on QVC already looked at her askance. Add in BLM bulllshit and they had enough.

I hope she gets fired. It is a step in the right direction. Conservative ….no make that loyal Americans need to put pressure on companies to fire people who support this shit. Corporate America is only getting a pushback from one side. We need to push back too!

You got to stop complaining about cooking gluten free dude!

I am really enjoying the new reality show called "Below Deck Sailing Yacht" that just started on Bravo. It has all the familiar shenanigans of a reality show plus sailing! You know. Work conflicts. Messy hook ups. Nasty guests. Big tips. A shit storm of the first mark.

Unlike the original yachting shows where they are on motor yachts these mooks actually have to know how to sail. Now it looks like only the Captain and the engineer have a clue how to do it but it is still fascinating to me. Add in the beautiful scenery of the Greek Islands and I am hooked.

The part of the show that really intrigues me is the Chef having to cook for a bunch of pains in the ass who all have special requirements. I do that shit every day. I have to cook gluten free for the wife and extremely bland for the mother-in-law. When you do vegan or gluten free you want to put in a lot of flavor. Spices are gluten free and can help to make a dish tasty when you are not adding a bunch of butter or cheese or salt. Oh did I mention that I am not supposed to have a lot of butter, cheese and salt because of my bum ticker. Still and all I find a way.

Devastating death in Real Housewives world.....

Lisa Vanderpump mourns death of beloved dog

By Jaclyn Hendricks

 New York Post September 27, 2017

A “devastated” Lisa Vanderpump paid tribute to one of her beloved dogs Tuesday after confirming the pooch passed away. “Rest in peace Pink Dog,” the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star penned on Instagram, “we are devastated to see you go so suddenly… you were such a happy pink dog and we will miss you dreadfully, we love you.”

An avid animal lover, Vanderpump, 57, revealed on Twitter the 5-year-old canine died unexpectedly Monday, despite a resuscitation attempt from husband Ken Todd.

WKLREM-TV: YOU ARE TERMINATED ..........Get to the Chopper!

First night of the new Celebrity Apprentice tonight.

I didn't get to see it but I DVRed it so I will catch it later.

Hey pay attention. We might be seeing the next President of the United States.

Mimi lost a billionaire so she could bang a back up dancer!

Mariah and boytoy can’t hide their smiles at premiere party 

New York Post By Nola Ojomu, The Sun December 5, 2016 

looked absolutely smitten with dancer Bryan Tanaka as they attended her reality show viewing party on Sunday.

The 46-year-old singer and her boytoy fella were pictured sharing sweet smiles at each other as they posed for pictures at Catch in New York as they celebrated the start of the diva’s new docu-series, “Mariah’s World.”

Carey was certainly dressed to impress as she showcased her cleavage in an extremely plunging gown that clung to her famous curves.

The sheer mini dress featured a nude underlay to protect the star’s modesty while her figure was highlighted by black net detailing and diamante beading. She completed the look with black fishnet tights, a diamond necklace and sparkling heeled sandals. Her long locks were styled into glamorous curls while she wore flawlessly applied makeup and accessorized with a diamond stud and butterfly ring.

Tanaka, 33, appeared to be in great spirits as he wore a white top, black leather jacket and a gold necklace.

Carey and Tanaka recently went public with their new romance, two months after her split from billionaire fiancé James Packer.

Post to annoy everyone who hates Reality TV.....and it isn't about Trump...ha...psyche!

Mariah Carey reportedly dumped by billionaire fiancé

By Chris Perez

October 26, 2016 | 11:43pm

 New York Post Page S

Mariah Carey has been dumped by her billionaire fiancé, James Packer — who was sick of putting up with her “extravagant spending” and newfound love for reality TV, sources said.

The Australian casino mogul officially called it quits this week after being engaged to the singer for less than a year, according to Woman’s Day.

“It’s all over,” a family friend told the magazine.

“James had huge reservations about Mariah’s new reality TV show and the fact that she was willing to expose their lives to the world,” they said, adding that her spending sprees had also played a major role in the split.

“James is very generous, but Mariah takes it to the next level,” said another source.

Here is a post for those of you who don't want to talk about the Donald.

‘Housewife’ Jules Wainstein ‘brutalized’ her husband

By Ian Mohr June 18, 2016
Cops reportedly “swarmed” the Manhattan home of “Real Housewife” Julianne Wainstein recently — but an attorney for her husband Michael Wainstein says that he’s the victim. On Thursday, the Daily Mail reported an NYPD “officer was seen leaving [the couple’s] apartment carrying a written statement, with the words ‘threatening me . . . going to ruin my life’ easily legible.”

But Michael’s attorney Mark Jay Heller said it’s Michael who’s been a past victim of his statuesque and beautiful wife, Julianne. “She has brutalized him, poor guy — a foot shorter than her — and he is not going to take it anymore.” He complimented Michael — who stands well below his wife in pictures of the pair — as “diminutive but brave.”

Life Imitates Art......Again

It is very interesting to see how the ultra liberal Hollywood writers and producers portray Law Enforcement. They love to write cop shows and steal from actual incidents to cover their abysmal lack of creativity. The Law and Order douchebag made a franchise out of it. Several franchises as a matter of fact.

What they love to do is to portray all law enforcement as corrupt or brutal or racist or all three. They set up revenge fanatasy plots where brutal corrupt cops like Sgt Voight on Chicago PD or Steve McGarret and Danno on Hawaii Five O just take suspects in and brutalize and beat confessions and information of them. To the point that they have murdered people and got away with it. That is how liberal Hollywood views the Police.

Reality Show Star revealed to be a total fraud!

I am totally disillusioned. I can't believe that I put my faith in this reality star. That I could let myself be fooled by a flim flam artist. Many people warned me that it was just an act. An attempt to get attention and make money. That I should scorn the reality show values and circus like atmosphere that was so inimical to our society. I have lost friends because of my support of this phenomena. People who once bosom buddies have become bitter critics and perhaps even enemies.

Today it was revealed that it was all a fraud. That I was hoodwinked. Fooled. Flim Flammed. I am devastated.

Get used to it. A Reality Show Star will be our Next President!

New York Post May 7, 2016 by Dan Shuster

Six years ago, on “The Real Housewives of New York City,” we watched Bethenny Frankel’s relationship blossom with the tall, handsome Jason Hoppy, a sales rep she had met at a nightclub in NYC.

Compared to the wild “Housewives,” Hoppy was the epitome of normal — a straight-shooter from a humble family in Pennsylvania. He was Frankel’s anchor.

And the relationship was TV gold. Bravo gave them their own spinoff, “Bethenny Getting Married?” — subsequently named “Bethenny Ever After” — where we watched, over the course of three seasons, the loving (and pregnant) couple marry at the lavish Four Seasons restaurant, get rich, joke, and eventually bicker.

Ever since rejoining the cast of “RHONY” in 2015 after a three-year hiatus, Frankel has been documenting her bitter split with her money-grubbing ex, who no longer appears on the show. She has griped about his refusal to vacate the $5 million Tribeca condo she purchased in 2011, cried about the nearly $12,000-a-month in spousal support she was forced to pay, and told Andy Cohen during last season’s reunion episode that she felt mentally tortured by the ongoing, “excruciating” divorce.

In a matter of years, Hoppy has gone from unknown to social pariah — and he’s got Bravo to thank.

House of Cards....you can be dealt with.

Have you been following the Netflicks original TV series "House of Cards?"

It stars Kevin Spacey and Sean Penn's ex wife Robin Wright. It is a show about politics. Which as you know is show business for ugly people. It is up to season 4 right now and I am plowing through it binge watching as you do with Netflick shows.

The first season was really good and the second season started off with a bang. But now the maneuvering is getting a little silly and outlandish. Frank Underwood who is the main character has gone from being the oily Whip of the House to Unelected President and his wiley first lady was his partner in crime....then his rival...and now a partner again. The twists and turns are something to see.

Here is a little spoiler so don't read any further if you haven't had a chance to catch Season 4.

The Real Housewives of New York is just like real life only made up TV baloney.

I know you sophisticates and bon vivants don’t waste your valuable time with reality TV. But luckily you have me to watch it for you so I can clue you into the cultural zeitgeist.

The basic premise of all of these shows is that there is a bunch of women who are friends who interact in a particular city. Of course over time we have found that they are not really friends. They are cast by production and every year they add a new woman to the mix. The older women get fired or have contract disputes and there is a lot of turnover. They just need to keep a few basic people to have some continuity.

New York Housewives is a special case. They brought back one of the originals Bethenny Frankel to hype the ratings. The problem is that they are loading the dice to make everything from her perspective. Her talking heads frame the production and everything is gauged to flow through her skewed perspective.

OH MY GOD!!!!! I JUST SAW CAROLE RADZIWILL IN HER BRA AND PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't watch the first five minutes of the Real Housewives of New York.  They have  a bra fitting party of all things and Carole Radziwill parades around in her bra and panties.

THE HORROR!!!!!!

Melania Trump's Diary

Well what a whirlwind couple of weeks we have had here in the Trump campaign. Thank God we are home in New York and away from the horrid Wisconsin. The only thing worse than the food there were the people. Cheesy. In every sense of the word. Thank the Good Lord that we are home in Trump Tower. You don’t realize how much you miss a gold toilet seat until you haven’t pissed in one in weeks.

Anyway we are back in New York and regrouping. We are going to destroy Teddy in New York and most of the Northeast. I mean Teddy doesn't have a chance. Ever since he started spouting that “New York Values” tripe to impress the rubes and hayseeds out there in flyover country. Little does he know we have the little people? Not just the midgets. We have all the reality show people.  The people on the reality shows. The people who watch the reality shows.  The people who want to be the people on the shows that people watch on the shows. You know. Everybody. Except the Fancy People.

This was American Idol

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Overheard: Amartel

"Those housewives are a societal menace. The Kardashians, too. They lower expectations about behavior standards and raise expectations about entitlement. Trash, trash, trash 24/7. I do watch some tv, including occasionally Survivor which is a reality show..."

I am not a Racist, Sexist, Fascist or Madman....I didn't even play one on TV!

Every nincompoop commenter and douchnozzle pundit will  repeatedly slam Donald Trump for being a Reality Show star. They drip contempt from their condescending smug mugs while they promote fey Rent Boys and Frankenstein Monsters who never met a villager he couldn't alienate.

They don't realize something. Being a Reality Show star is his secret weapon.

You see he has been in every regular American's home for the past decade. Not George Will's house where they don't own a TV. Not Jonah Goldberg's house because he only watches the Food Channel. Not Anderson Cooper who is in a hot tub with Marco Rubio and Titus. The elites and the political class have no idea of what normal regular average unwashed Americans watch. For ten years.