I get lots and lots of letters...

...asking why I never post a selfie. So, due to popular demand, here is a picture taken in happier days when I had a bride. She was a great girl. She was a fine piece of baccala. And pieces of various other once-sentient beings.

Curly redheads are the best. Real monsters, just sayin'.

Was Edgar the most annoying poly-instrumentalist ever?