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Overheard at Lem's:

I wonder what lovely souvenirs from my (not happening) vacation I can bring home.  Perhaps some cholera, parasites or Zika. 

Jello Biafra captured a similar sentiment way back in 1980 when he stuck it to the SJWs:

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    Truppeweltanschauung:

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This one goes out to bags for innumerable reasons -- starting with the lyrics....

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...good luck out there!

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The Long and the Short of It Part Two

One of the most intriguing rumors about the presidential belly button is that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy had an outie that would become erect when he became sexually aroused. True to his Irish heritage, the erect outie was in fact longer and thicker than his penis as he suffered from the curse of the Irish. Angie Dickinson who was one of JFK’s most famous conquests once said that making love to the president was “The most exciting twenty seconds of my life.” But it is the rest of the quote that gives it context when she said “When he was done I climbed on to his stomach and he stuck his belly button in me and it was heaven. It was the ride of my life. He was one freaky limp dick mick.”
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press)

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OK, this was inspired by Chip's previous post.  Note the very first line and bear in mind that the song is now over 35 years old! The DK's are a special--they managed to piss-off both right-wingers and left-wingers. Band leader Jello Biafra (née Eric Boucher) took on Tipper Gore in the 1990's link, back when Tipper Gore represented the "religious right."

My, how times have changed!


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