Since I wrote a similar premature post for the Republicans, it seems only fair to take a look at the Democrats' best hopes in 2016. Who gives them the best chance to retain power, so that they can continue to protect us from the sinister triumvirate of binders full of women, prosperity, and rodeo clowns?
I have no fucking idea.
Seriously, I could only think of one viable candidate, and she'll be 70, and she has higher negatives than Satan. So I consulted
this article -- let's take a look at this guy's first few picks:
Hillary Clinton:
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I don't really have anything against Hillary. I mean, other than her relentless pursuit of power and her apparent willingness to stop at nothing to obtain it; the nepotism that's gotten her this far; her hidden hard-left agenda; her (possibly justified, given her spouse's behavior) hatred of men. It's the pants suits I just don't think I can take. And if she's the nominee, be prepared to see a lot of pictures of her back when she wore this little green number:
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