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The President welcomes new British Prime Minister

 New York Post October 26. 2922

President Biden butchered UK Prime Minister Snp name on Monday while calling the new leader’s achievement “outstanding” and “groundbreaking.” 

Biden’s very noticeable mispronunciation of the new PM’s name came during a White House event celebrating Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights.

“Just today, we’ve got news that Snookie is now the prime minister,” Biden said, mangling Rishi Sunak’s name. 

“Pretty astounding,” Biden continued. “A groundbreaking milestone. And it matters, it matters.  A simple Jersey Girl who was DTF could become Prime Minister is a miracle. Let's get ice cream!”

Sunak is a Hindu and the first person of color to be the UK’s prime minister. He is quite olive skinned but nowhere near the tanning bed perfection that is Snookie.

“It’s the Great Negro Charley Brown!”

 

Linus: "Each year, the Great Negro rises out of the Ghetto to pick the cracker that he thinks is the least racist. He's gotta pick me this time. He's got to. I don't see how a cracker can be more sincere than me. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see."