Protocol One- The Basic Doctrine: Right Lies in Might
You must know that you are the Mighty One. That you are in the right at all times. Never apologize as it is a sign of weakness.
Never admit to weakness. Never display your small hands to the mockery of the crowd.
But most of all never submit to the foul butchery of circumcision. It is the mark of the beast. Most importantly it is a racial signifier. It means that you always want 10% off.
