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A popular TV anchor on one of Russia’s state-owned channels has accused President Obama of behaving in an “uncivilized” fashion toward President-elect Donald Trump, including manspreading.

In his prime-time Sunday news program, Dmitri Kiselyov weighed in on the first meeting between Obama and Trump at the White House. During the meeting, the host pointed out, Trump was behaving “humbly” while Obama was “unceremonious” and even “uncivilized.”

http://heatst.com/politics/russian-national-tv-channel-accuses-obama-of-manspreading-in-front-of-trump/

Mansplaining?

Hey Feminists! Guess what? Chivarly is dead.  You killed it.

The man doesn't have to be faster than a crocodile. He just has to be faster than his girlfriend.

From The New York Post:

Boyfriend leaves girlfriend to deal with crocodile in resort pool 

New York Post By Sophia Rosenbaum November 3, 2016 

A relaxing night at an African resort took a terrifying turn when a crocodile took a dive into the pool and attacked two swimmers.

Heart-stopping surveillance footage obtained by CCTV shows the couple splashing around the pool in Kariba, Zimbabwe, last Thursday when the croc hopped into the water — heading straight towards the couple.

The man quickly escaped, causing the carnivorous crocodile to turn its snout on the woman.

She is cornered by the big-toothed reptile, but escapes mostly unscathed, save for a few scrapes.

The crocodile, meanwhile, remains soaking in the pool.

"Cops Catch Murderer by Arresting Him for Manspreading"

Manspreading can get you arrested in New York. Know what can also get you arrested in New York? Murder.

The NYPD cited a man riding the A train for putting his foot on an empty seat (broken windows at its finest!) and when they ran his record, they discovered he was wanted for murder. Forty-three-year-old Gregory White was charged with fatally stabbing a woman in Coney Island in January. Cops hauled White to the precinct, where he confessed to the murder.