From Hells Heart I Stab At Thee

 Stop starring at my tits!

Merry Christmas

 

"And stop staring at my tits!"

Sixties Sitcom Subtext Theatre

 "Listen Betty I don't care how much you love animals. I know I was Catwoman but doesn't mean I need you to save my pussy. It is doing just fine on its own. Go away why don't you. Move to Florida. Or move iin with Mitt Romney. That's a pussy you can save."

"And stop staring at my tits."

Trooper York's word of the day

 

dubious

[ˈd(y)o͞obēəs]

ADJECTIVE

1. hesitating or doubting.

   "Alex looked dubious, but complied"

   synonyms:

   doubtful · uncertain · unsure · in doubt · hesitant · undecided · unsettled · 

   [more]
2. not to be relied upon; suspect.

   "extremely dubious assumptions"

   synonyms:

   suspicious · suspect · under suspicion · untrustworthy · unreliable · 

   [more]

   • morally suspect.
     "time-sharing has been brought into disrepute by dubious sales methods"
     synonyms:

     suspicious · suspect · under suspicion · untrustworthy · unreliable · undependable · questionable
   • of questionable value.
     "she earned the dubious distinction of being the lowest-paid teacher in the nation"
     synonyms:

     equivocal · ambiguous · indeterminate · indefinite · unclear · vague · imprecise · hazy · puzzling · enigmatic · cryptic · open to question · debatable · questionable

Trooper York's Word of the Day

 bulbous

[ˈbəlbəs]

ADJECTIVE

1. fat, round, or bulging.

   "a bulbous nose"

   synonyms:

   bulging · round · fat · rotund · swollen · spherical · swelling · distended · bloated · protuberant · ovoid · convex · pear-shaped · bulb-shaped · balloon-shaped · tumid
2. (of a plant) growing from a bulb.

   "the bulbous buttercup"

Keep your eyes on the globes....err the ball....err whatever.

 

Joan was a babe. Just sayn'

Hat's off....err....so to speak.

Same Bat action

 

"Say Bat Girl how are you doing?"

"Great Batman. Can I see what you have between your legs?"

"Oh sure. In fact I can give it to you. I usually let Robin use it but you can have it tonight. Just one thing."

"What's that?"

"When you are finished can you chain it up?"

"Damn Catwoman was right. You are a freak."

Trooper York's Word of the Day

 

or·na·men·tal

/ˌôrnəˈmen(t)l/

adjective

1. serving or intended as an ornament; decorative.

   "an ornamental fountain"

           an oriental with big knockers.

Trooper York's Word of the Day

 

surfeit

noun

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sur·​feit | \ ˈsər-fət  \

Definition of surfeit

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1: an overabundant supply : EXCESS

Harry am I a good witch?

 

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"Harry am I a good witch?"

"Of course you are Hermione. What makes you ask that?"

"Well I can't control my wand."

"I have problems with that too. Especially when I am around you."

"Oh Harry that's kind of you but I am not talented with potions or spells."

"Well you certainly have a way to conjure up some wood. So you have that going for your."

"You are so sweet. Oh and Harry. One more thing."

"Yes Hermione?"

"Stop staring at my tits."

I am getting really tired of all of these sex scandals.

 

There is a new documentary about Woody Allen and his molestation of his daughter A tedious rehash of old charges and the bitter ranting of Mia Farrow who still hasn't gotten over the fact that he dumped her ass for her rent a daughter. I mean that was decades ago. Who gives a shit anymore. 

Now that Roman Polanski is President of France and Andrew "Do you date Older guys" Cuomo is skating from his molesting of aides while he works at killing your grandma in the nursing home who really gives a flying fuck. Democrats and liberals always skate unless they use their usefulness so they have to stop with the moralizing feminist clap trap. 

I do have one suggestion for Woodie.

Stop staring at her tits.

Stop staring at my tits

 

"Look stop staring at my tits!"
"My eyes are up here!"
"Cut that shit out."
"Screw it. I am taking my mattress and I am leaving. Asshole!"

Stop staring at my tits

 

Unless you can play shortstop. Then we can talk.

Stop Staring at my Tits

 

"Sorry you are not feeling well Kahn. Is there anything I could do to help?"
"If I was looking for that I would call Kildare. He is the fruit. Plus you are too old."
"Look just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there ain't a fire in the furnace."
"You know what I want Doctor."
"What's that Kahn?'
"KKKKKKKIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okey dokey."
"And stop staring at my tits."

Edutcher Western Theater

 

"Why did you ask me out Marshal? I thought you were a homo?"
"No that's Doc Holliday. He likes gladiator movies. I swing both ways. I am an acrobat."
"Well that's nice but you can put me down now."
"But I like to show off my muscles carrying you around like this."
"That's fine but I want to walk on my own two feet. And one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Stop staring at my tits.

My favorite Carol

"When you get to the cutoff.....cut off your Slawson."

"Oooh that sounds painful."

"Shut up and stick out your tits."

"Ok I can do that."

"Don't be a wiseass."