Showing posts with label Spill the beans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spill the beans. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2020

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Melaina Trump's Diary

Another Tuesday and another big win for my Donald. He cleaned up in Arizona. Won all of the delegates in a closed primary with almost a majority of voters. All things that fat shit Karl Rove said he couldn't do. There is nothing Donald can’t do. Well he couldn’t do Rosie O’Donnell but then who would?

Now we lost to Teddy in Utah. All of those cult people with the funny underwears voted the way their bosses told them to vote. Donald never thought he could win the Mormon vote since the chief carrot salad eater Mitt Romney put out the word that nobody should vote for us. Mitt is enjoying being a tough guy now. He has a lot to say. Didn’t say shit when he was running against Obama. I think he was afraid of him because he was a black guy so he didn’t say shit even when Obama took a dump in his mouth. But he is feeling it now in dissing Donald because all of his tough guy buddies are egging him on. Bill Kristol. Johan Whaleberg. George Will. Wheelchair guy. Boy that would be some street gang doncha think?