On meeting your heroes

The wife and I were talking about autograph shows for some reason and she asked a great question. If I had a choice, who would I like to meet at a show or a Comic Con or something like that? It sort of took me aback. Because most of the people I would want to meet are dead.

We were talking about how many of the people who were on sit.coms or TV drama’s go to conventions and make a good living meeting and greeting fans who loved their shows. They bask in the love that these people have for their characters and even if they are long out of show business, they still make some coin. I think of people like Burt Ward who was Robin or Buzz Patrick who was Eddie Munster. They go to autograph shows every other weekend. Lisa has a friend who goes all the time and has tons of photos and stories about meeting some of these stars of yesteryear.

So, I came up with my top ten list. In reverse order

Bewitched 2018

"Hello Mother. Why are you here."
"I am here to ask why you are still married to that human my beautiful Samantha? Don't you realize he is not worthy of you."
"No one is worthy of me Mother. But I love the first Darren. He is a faggot and I am a fag hag. Not a regular hag like you Mommie. We can talk about all the things we both love. Fashion. Decorating. Anal."
"You know he used to be your Uncle's Lover."
"I know. He told me he never had any time for him because he was always running off to be a Hollywood Square or be on Hollywood Squares or something like that. He would much rather be with me so we can paint each others toenails and trim our bushes. It's true love mother and you can't stand in the way."
"I guess not dear. Have it your own way. Just be aware. You are due for a replacement Darren and there is no guarantee he will be a homo like this one."
"No worries. I will turn him into one before you know it. It's my specialty."

That's the pointy......err the point.

Samantha: Darrin, I'm leaving you.

Darrin: Sam!

Samantha: I'm going home to Mother.

Darrin: What do you mean "going home to Mother"? Your mother's always here!

Samantha: What's the difference you Mo. I look like this and you never want to bang me. I sending my Uncle Paul Lynde. That's more your style.

WKRLEM: Lem wants me to tone down the sexy shots....but I gotta say we want to dance the hot spicy Salsa!

Seriously all you wetbacks and beaners.......get up and dance!

You are going home soon so you need to get in touch with your culture before you get back home.

ARRRIBBBAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered!

"Look Darren. You have to stop this with the guys. You know I am a witch. I can be in my Trick mode as a full blown witch."
"I know Sam but I can't help myself. I mean that is a scary outfit and all but I have to do what I have to do."
"You don't understand you hapless mo. You can have the trick. But I think you want the treat."

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

"Darren where are going? Tabitha is staying with Mother and I thought we could sleep in. Or at least stay in bed."
"Sorry Sam I have to go. We have a new client and Larry says I am the only one who can handle him."
"Seriously? Who is it?"
"It's a mega star. Liberace."
"I guess he is right. You are the only one that can handle him."

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

"Well Sam I have to tell you the truth."
"I knew something is wrong. What is it Darren?"
"Well remember that fellow who sold us the rare clumber puppy for Tabitha."
"Yes. Mike Brady. He's married to that lady who likes vegetable oil way to much for a decent married woman."
"Yes well there is a reason for that. But let's not get into that."
"So what about Mike Brady."
"Well I don't know how to tell you this...but we are in love......and we are going to move home to my home state of Wisconsin and raise rare clumbers together. We are getting married. I am so sorry."
"But he's already a married man. He has about twenty kids or something."
"No only three kids and three step kids. But they are so busy having sex with each other they are never even going to notice that he is gone. I am sorry Sam. Tell me what you are thinking?"
"I don't know Darren. This is a lot to digest."
"Yeah that's what Mike's wife said about the vegetable oil. But she got used to it eventually."

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

"Why are you just standing around Samantha?"

"Get out of my thoughts Mother. I have to decide what to do about Darren."

"What's to think? Turn him into a rat and send him on his way."

"It's not that easy. He was my husband. He is the father of my daughter. I don't know what to do. I think I will just stand here for a while and stroke my pussy."

"Well you husband never did. That should have been your first clue."

"Shut up Mother."

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

"Well Samantha I would like you to....hiicup....meet my finance. I brought her from the future. You see in 2018 the Supreme Court said we could be married.""

"Nice to meet you my dear....errr what's your name?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker."

"Yes I brought her back here to the 1960's from the future. I wan't her to meet my family. Our love can finally come out of the stable. Isn't she swell?"

"How nice. So where did you crazy kids meet."

"At the track of course."

"Naturally."