Showing posts with label AprilApple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AprilApple. Show all posts

Thursday, January 26, 2017

KLEM FM

Overheard at Lem's:

AprilApple said...


Is that Rod Stewart? wow - he looks like crap.

Men who look and dress like women tend to be harshly judged by women on their looks. Just sayin'.

That looks to be Carmine Appice playing the metronomic beat in that 1978 video. You've probably never heard of him but he coached and schooled many drummers more famous than he. He must have been paid really well for that one, in which he essentially played a robot. 

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Detectorists



A great little show...quirky, understated, and sweet. Thank you April for telling us about this one.

Friday, October 2, 2015

KLEM FM


h/t: April Apple

The video shows old photos from the sugar cane industry in Hawaii. If you've ever been to the Big Island (Hilo in particular) you know how dead that industry is. The real ag-economy is clockwise around the island near Kona where they grow coffee and weed.

I always wondered why Hawaii never became known for quality (or even rot-gut) rum. Does it have to do with the fact that most of the sugar cane was loaded onto ships and processed in California (California & Hawaii, i.e., C&H sugar)?  Certainly there was a hardworking native population to corrupt with drink.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

KLEM FM

AprilApple linked to this chuckle-worthy parody:

 

Anything to prick Roger Waters' overinflated, pig-shaped balloon.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Just A Bite Of April's Apple

April Apple said:
I really don't care about Bill at this point. He's old, gross and over-with and his penis is probably shrived and his libido neutered. Thank GOD. His dog days in the sun raping females without consequence are over. Sure, he still rings them up, but the smart ones know to hang up and shiver *yuck*. 
Clinton was dragged kicking and screaming to enact welfare reform. He never wanted to do it himself. But yeah, I'll give him credit for that. Obama's ego doesn't allow for any such compromise- And thanks to Obama, most of those welfare reforms have been dismantled. 
If Hillary gets in, say hello to permanent ACA and the continued socialization of our healthcare system. If you want an open, competitive, free-market based health care system, it will never happen with Hillary. She is far more rigid than Bill, and single payer will more than likely occur on her watch. Obama just teed it up. 
The one thing I like about Barack Obama is that he has the class to keep his pecker in his pants. It may be the one thing that I appreciate and admire most about the guy. He passes the biggest test of all: Scarlet Johansson threw herself at Obama and he had enough intelligence to say, as a person under the microscope, cut it out. If Scarlet Johansson threw herself at Bill Clinton, there would be a sex tape by now. (yeah – Viagra would be involved...and perhaps a black eye) Sure, Obama is an incompetent socialist, but at least he isn’t making a mockery out of the office of the Presidency with his penis. When you are the leader of the free world, how difficult is it to buck-up and realize such actions are non-becoming of the office? The days of secret Kennedy sex are over. 
yeah - Why doesn't the media ever discuss Juanita Broderick?