Egads Moneypenny what now?

 

"What a beautiful pearl necklace Moneypenny!"

"Why thank you Commander Bond."

"You look particularly ravishing and dewy fresh today."

"My goodness you are full of compliments today."

"No more that what you deserve my dear Moneypenny. Perhaps I can help you with your regime as well since I am indeed full today."

"Whatever do mean kind sir."

"Come over here with me to the couch and I will give you a real pearl necklace."

"Ooooooooohhhhhhh JJJJJJaaaammmmmeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!"

Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny

 

"I see this photo on your desk Moneypenny. You were quite the little minx in your youth weren't you?"

"Oh I had my fun Commander Bond. I worked at the Army Department during the war."

"Who is the young man, you're boyfriend?"

"Oh no just a young man that I gave a VD card to as he was cleared of all disease. I hear he later went into politics. I bet he wouldn't want this photo to get out."

"I would think not. What a terrible disease. Thank God I have never had the misfortune."

"Well it isn't all bad. It made you think. In fact this young man said it was very important in his political philosophy. In fact it gave rise to one his main planks in his political platform."

"Really what was that?"

"Why the Trickle down effect....for obvious reasons."

"Quite."

Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny

 

"Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny?"
"Well Commander Bond I said that this vast expanse of a desk is going to waste. Waste not want my old gaffer used to say."
"What ever would I want to do on this vast expanse Miss Moneypenny?"
"I could climb up on it and you could explore a much tighter space much more to your taste."
"Tighter Moneypenny? I think not."
"Unfortunately my old gaffer used to say that too."

Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny?

 

"Take it out James."
"What do you mean Moneypenny?"
"Take it out and put it in my hand. I will show you what I can do with it."
"Why would I do that?"
"Well during the war I learned a lot of things."
"I bet you did."
"Yes quite. It was a hand to mouth existence. So to speak."
"I like how you think Moneypenny."

Egad's you're back Moneypenny!

 

"Why once again you're back Moneypenny! After such a long absence. And I am glad to see it!"
"Yes I imagine you are Commander Bond. But there is one thing that you would like even more."
"And what would that be my dear?"
"Why my front of course!"
"Indeed Miss Moneypenny, indeed."