Bananas.2

Bananas are berries.

Barry is nuts.

Barium is what doctors do with their mistakes.

Here is a chair made by my teacher:

Musa done been thrown off de plantain.

Back when I used to build harpsichords...

Furniture old and new

First of all, this has nothing to do with Al Capone, you mook, so fuhgedaboudit!

There is a furniture maker whose work I have admired for as long as I have been aware of it, Judy Kensley McKie. Even though she is a far up north Y*nkee, her work is awesome. I can't even begin to emulate nor imitate it. This is an example of what she does:

As interesting and contemporary as that piece looks, there are precedents going back to the olden days, not just to the time of Khufu, but to his momma, Queen Hetepheres. She had a chair but at some point over the last 2.5 millennia it had issues. They found pieces of it, and some over-credentialed and overpaid monkeys at Harvard decided to make a repro of the original. This is how it turned out:

Yeah, that doesn't look much like Miss Judy's chair, but wait - check out the detail under the arm of the chair:

Fluid bird form - impressive details, yep, Judy (can I call her Judy?) is mining an old vein in furniture design.

More about Ms. McKie's work here.

Details and audio-free video of the work done at Harvard.

And to my friends over at Shopbot, good on ya, lads, you are the best.

Rock the chair.