Who woke him up?

Ted Cruz knows about government Deep State-inspired assassination. After all his father helped kill JFK!

The Cruz Whisperer.

It is a truism to say that the dog is largely what his master makes of him: he can be savage and dangerous, untrustworthy, cringing and fearful; or he can be faithful and loyal, courageous and the best of companions and allies.

Sir Ranulph Fiennes

Donald Trump……..Reagan….or Goldwater?

After a raucous convention we have to answer the essential question: Donald Trump the Republican nominee can either be Reagan or Goldwater. Which will he turn out to be? What will the actions of the party faithful and just regular everyday voters do to influence how he turns out in the view of history.

WKRLEM:Ted Cruz needs a new campaign anthem!

Where the heck is Garage Mahal when you need him?

The Ted Cruz Sex Tape....It's not what you think....edutcher is not involved.

Youse guys watch Maury don't you? I mean I don't but I am touch with the cultural zeitgeist. Or at least that part of it that mocks Ted Cruz.  Sorry I can't help it. New York Values.

It seems that this Donald Trump voter Searcy Hayes was searching for a way to prove that her boyfriend was the father of her rug rat and not the dudes he claimed made her a baby momma. She took a blood test and was vindicated. But a funny thing happened. It turns out she is a dead ringer for Ted Cruz.

So naturally only one thing can happen. She was offered $10,000 for a sex tape. With her boyfriend. So they are going to do it. I mean they are on the balls of their ass and that money can be the difference for them. They can pay off their truck or their trailer. Stock up on Mountain Dew and Moon Pies.  They are googling "How to make a sex tape on an Iphone."

"America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat." Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz thinks America is best when it is lying down with her back on the mat. With her legs in the air. With a ball gag in her mouth and her hands tied to the bed posts.....errr well  you get where he is going right?

I mean that Enquirer stuff about the hookers and the other broads is just a bunch of baloney. Not our Ted. The Most Conservative Man in the world.

But still it makes you think. Right?

Unforced Errors!

Did you ever watch a kickoff and the receiver just drops the ball. I mean it goes right through his fingers and bounces away from. Nobody is around him. Nobody hit him. Or he decides that he is going out of bounds so he throws the ball in bounds and the opponent recovers it on the five yard line. He just makes an error. An unforced error.

The sort of thing Ted Cruz specializes in.

The Most Conservative Man in the World.

Garland Marriott June 15. 2012

Katrina Pierson walked into the Grand Ballroom of the Garland Marriott. She was feeling feisty. She had just shoplifted some new panties from the JC Penny and she couldn’t to drop them on the floor.

It had been a while. Katrina had always been a political person. She had decided that it was what really interested her. She had a degree in biology. But it was the body politic that interested her.

She had started out working for the Democrats. Barack Obama spoke to her. He was half white and half black just like her. Her mother had abandoned her too. Giving her up for adoption and then taking her back. Like an overdue library book. Her father was black just like the President. He abandoned her too. Not as exotic as a Kenyan exchange student. Her father was just a garden variety low life who left her in poverty and was only her father because he had an extra two dollars. Still she felt that she had an affinity for the Jug Eared Jesus.

The most conservative man in the world.

Giggles Bar, K Street Washington April 5. 2008

Amanda Carpenter comes up to bar and places her expensive Louie Vutton purse on the bar. She sits on a barstool in her designer dress and surveys the veldt like a predator searching out prey. A lioness on the prowl in her natural habitat. The bartender brings over her usual. A dirty martini. A very dirty martini. Because she is a very dirty girl.

She scopes out the action. A bunch of pajama boys. Congressional staffers. Republican congressman in ill-fitting cheap suits from Men’s Warehouse. Flotsam and Jetsam.  Then the crowd shifted a little. A beam of the last remaining sunlight during happy hour illuminates the corner of the bar. There he stood. A sturdy rugged Latin man. In a crisp $1,000 Paul Stewart suit and amazingly brightly shined wing tip shoes. It was him.  Don Juan Montoya De La Theodore Cruz. The most conservative man in the world.

He felt her eyes on him. As though she was caressing him from across the bar. He was sipping a Dos Equis. He didn't often drink beer. But when he did he drank Dos Equis. Conservatively.

He said something to his companion who laughed and slapped him the back as he strode toward her. She sat up straighter on her stool. She felt a little wet. Conservatism excited her. Not as much as cocaine but still.

“Hello senorita. Do I know you” asked the tall olive skinned Canadian? He was of course a Canadian even though he claimed to be an American. He was proud to have been born near the USA. Why should mere details of his place of birth matter to a man such as himself? After all. He is the most conservative man in the world.

Some Expert Analysis of the Trump Rally in Chicago from Breitbart,

Tony Lee : Breitbart.com March 12, 2016

Just like Trump turned the phony “war on women” rhetoric on its head when he accused Hillary Clinton of enabling her husband’s abuse in a way that the GOP establishment never did (or never even tried because they lacked the intestinal fortitude and are so afraid of not being liked by their mainstream media/elite “bettors”), he is the only Republican candidate using the organized chaos in Chicago on Friday night to call out Clinton, Sanders, and left-wing activists/agitators who shut down a political rally in a way the truly peaceful Tea Party protesters never did. Republicans could have been unified in pointing out that conservative activists peacefully opposed Obama/Democrats while left-wing agitators who embody the “Salad Bowl” (instead of melting pot) America that so many Americans rightfully fear are engaging in mayhem and violence. They could have been unified in flipping the script. Instead, Messrs. Rubio, Kasich, and Cruz did what every establishment Republican does in times like this–self-loathingly blame your own. You’d expect that from Rubio and Kasich, but Cruz’s response–blaming Trump–showed that inside, he may actually be the political careerist who has many of the same ladder-climbing characteristics of Hillary Clinton.

WKRLEM Ted Cruz's favorite Band!

Be careful what you wish for.......you just might get it.

A man is a sum of all his parts!

It is a well know fact. Something to ponder this primary season. Just sayn'

He's tanned, rested and ready......

Why not?

Rand Paul says No Mas!

Rand Paul has announced that he is suspending his campaign and ending his run for the Presidency so he can concentrate on running for the Senate in Kentucky. That seems like a smart move as his campaign did not seem to catch fire and he is too far back in the pack to move up in New Hampshire.

Ted Cruz the current front runner tweeted a sincere and well meaning congratulation to Senator Paul complimenting him on his run and the issues that he brought to the fore. That was very nice of him.

Senator Cruz is also nothing but helpful so he also tweeted up a storm today. He tweeted that Doctor Carson was quitting to take the place of Steve Harvey at the next beauty pageant since he can actually read a cue card. Senator Cruz also congratulated Senator Rubio for dropping out of the race to open a string of salsa dance studios in South Florida. And congratulated Chris Christie in his new job as CEO of Dunkin Donuts. However his tweet about Donald Trump seems suspect to me.

Is Donald Trump dropping out of the race so he can run for the Presidency of the Hair Club for Men?

George Will and the staff at the National Review Celebrate Ted Cruz's victory in Iowa!

So Ted Cruz has won the Iowa primary fair and square. Unlike Hillary he did not have to rely on winning 69 coin flips in a row so he deserves congratulations. His ground game was superior and all of the flubs that Donald Trump had with respect to religion led to Cruz dominating the Evangelical vote which is a big segment of the Iowa electorate. It seems that Americans do not have a big  problem with immigrants or people not being born in America as President. After electing a Kenyan the Republicans are well on their way to putting a Canadian forward as their nominee. Plus the attack on "New York Values" seemed to resonate on all of the people who hate New York and New Yorkers. You see them here in the comments all the time spreading their condescension and superiority complexes where they tell you what to think and how to act. This seemed to play well  with the audience in Iowa. That famous Irish drunk Daniel Patrick Moyihan had a term for that.

Trump was very conciliatory in his press conference. He thanked the people of Iowa and said he was honored to place second. He did get more votes than Huckabee did in winning last year and seemed to energize the electorate as the turnout was the largest in history. New Hampshire is next and the polls indicate that Trump has a yuge lead. Of course polls are bullshit so who knows. The election will go on and the race will tighten as more of the also rans drop out. It will be interesting to see if any of the other candidates endorse anyone and if they can transfer the allegiance of their voters.

Cruz won fair and square so congratulations to him. Eh.

Bob Dole calls Ted Cruz a Rino!

Briebart.com by Jeff Poor January 31, 2016

Sunday on a special edition of Fox News Channel’s “Your World,” former Sen. Bob Dole (R-KS), the 1996 Republican presidential nominee, criticized Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), a candidate for the 2016 Republican nomination, on the eve of the Iowa Caucuses.

Dole ripped Cruz for being “an extreme conservative” and argued Cruz would shut down the government given the opportunity.

Ted Cruz has to dominate this debate

Everyone complains that he is a nasty putz.

But I am sure that underneath it all he is a nice guy.

Because after all he is a Canadian.

You hoser!

So for all of you purists who think Trumps Veteran Event is a cheap stunt.......what do you think about Cruz and Carly's repsonse?

So Trump is going to have an event to raise money for veterans tonight instead of going to the Fox Debate. Questions are being raised about where the money is going to go. Which is absolutely right and proper. Charitable contributions often are siphoned away for administrative costs and other bullshit. Trump  has to know that he will be thoroughly scrutinized over this event and I bet that it will all be on the up and up. He is too smart to get caught not producing the money to the reputable charities. I bet it will go to the Fisher House as he has contributed to them many times in the past.

Now Cruz has come up with his own wrinkle. Two of his corrupt political PAC's have offered a $1.5 million dollar contribution if Trump agrees to a one on one debate. Carly jumped in and offered the same amount if she is included. Obviously they really care about the Wounded Warriors.

If anyone wants to call this charity stuff a political stunt that uses the vets well this is even worse than Trump. I mean Trump is just raising money. Sure he is using it to make Fox look bad but he is not holding money hostage. Cruz and Carly have the money but are holding it out as bribe. If they want to donate to the vets they should just do it. I don't even know if this is legal. Can a PAC use it's money that was given for political purposes transform it to charitable contributions? I guess they can but it is pretty low rent to use it as a carrot to get a debate. Of course FOX and the rest of the Trump haters are not going to see it that way. They will not criticize Cruz the way they eviscerate Trump on this issue. It is all a rigged game by the Duopoly.