Today is the official start of summer - Major League Baseball's opening day. The first game of the new season. The day on which the Cubs are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. The day on which the Red Sox fans get drunk and vomit and scream unintelligible things. The day on which Yankees fans gloat about the trade for Babe Ruth, because the Yankees haven't made a decent trade since then. The day on which Rockies fans light up spliffs at the stadium and wonder when the concert will start.
And millions of tailgating fans will cook bratwurst in stadium parking lots. Most of them will do it the wrong way. In the interest of public service........
Wear your baseball cap today, but not like this guy.
Here's one of the best and funniest MLB Hall of Fame induction ceremony speeches ever presented.
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Sooner or later this had to happen. Hu's on first.
