Free Pussy Cats

So this happened. The pet store two doors down had an event where they had free kittens for adoption. Which caused a big freaking commotion.

You see my employee is a hipster cat person and she was all indignant that the cats were outside in the heat and whatever other bullshit was going on. She wanted to beef with the guy but I told her to chill. There was a better way to handle it.

I waited until tonight. Sunday night. The pussy was free all weekend. No takers. Weird right? Who passes up free pussy.

Well the owner Adbul told me the people didn't want to adopt because it cost too much. The shots. The vets visit. The food. The litter box. The cat litter. You know all the stuff he wanted to sell them. I said to him "Abby baby alls you get is lookie-lous around here. You know some of the real cat people complained to me that they were outside in the sun and shit. Those are your real customers. The ones who will catch a beef with you and go somewhere else. Meantime you are entertaining passing hipster douchebags and their demon spawn. Get a clue dude." He goes "You know you are right. That's the last time I do this shit."

Of course he didn't take my final suggestion.

I told him to drop them off at the Chinese restaurant.

"Complaint over loud 'boom box' music..."

"...leads to 5-woman brawl on Spirit Airlines flight"

The two intoxicated women blasted music from a "boom box" on board the Spirit Airlines flight Wednesday morning from Baltimore to Los Angeles. When passengers complained, the loud-music lovers held the boom box in the air.

But what played out so beautifully when John Cusack did it in "Say Anything" hit a sour note in real life high in the skies.

Authorities say five women got into a brawl on Spirit Flight 141 before it landed at Los Angeles International Airport.

Spirit Airlines spokesman Paul Berry said several other customers asked the women to turn down the music, but the women refused. Instead, the women posed a challenging question: “What are you going to do?”

“Then to provoke the other customer they were holding up their boom box in the air, waving it around,” Berry said.

That’s when a second group of passengers approached the two women and a fight started, he said. (video)