"Massive brawl at NYC casino over daiquiris"

"A brawl involving dozens of people broke out inside the Resorts World casino at Aqueduct Race Track on Friday night, turning the opening night of a Fat Tuesday daiquiri bar into a fight night worthy of Las Vegas."

“They done tore up the #FatTuesdaysNYC on the first night! Can’t have nothing,” tweeted one irritated partygoer.

“Once y’all saw that dude in the 8 Ball jacket y’all should have known things about to go up,” tweeted another.

Another upset patron tweeted, “People always ask why we never get anything. Next time ask yourselves, “Why every time we get something, we destroy it.”

Via NY Post (videos)

'Jeff Gordon slugs NASCAR's new bad boy... at Texas Motor Speedway'

"Jeff Gordon has slugged NASCAR's new bad boy in a pit lane brawl at Texas Motor Speedway after a little contact on the race track led to a whole lot of contact when the drivers got out of their cars."

Gordon, NASCAR's 'wonder boy,' was furious at Brad Keselowski for causing a crash at the end of Sunday's AAA Texas 500 that left Gordon finishing in 29th place.

By the end, Keselowski was left spitting blood and Gordon had a cut on his lip.