Boehner rules out impeachment: ‘Scam started by Democrats’

"Talk of impeachment was cooked up by a White House desperate for something to rally Democrats ahead of November’s elections, House Speaker John A. Boehner said Tuesday, flatly ruling out any action on the controversial suggestion."

“We have no plans to impeach the president. We have no future plans,” Mr. Boehner said. “Listen, it’s all a scam started by Democrats at the White House.”

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Boehner

Impeach!

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I meant to say the empeach, the peaches are very good right now.

This happens every year. You have one week. Two at best. Then it's over, baby, it's over. For a whole 'nuther year. And you know what? They're not so different from mangos.

Cobbler would be easier. That's one of my favorite things. You can probably use refrigerator biscuits, if you're scared of making those. But I would do buttermilk biscuits loaded up with butter.

So that gives me the idea of mango cobbler.