Melania Trumps Diary
I know it has been a while since I wrote Diary but I have been
very busy. Being first lady is a full time job. I mean I have to run the White
House and keep Donnie in line. It has gotten a little hard since he is the
President and all of these ass kissers are calling him the God Emperor. But I
have simple technique. I just get him a little hard and a little rub and tickle
and he is putty in my hands. I swear it is as soft as putty. It does keep him under control so I can concentrate
on my little Baron and securing his legacy.
These past few weeks have been a trial. First we had this
stupid porn whore causing all of this trouble. Like I didn’t know that Donnie
likes to get a little of the strange. Look I used to be the strange. So he had
a little slip when I was preggers. It happens. I’m European for fucks sake. I
don’t give two shits.
