OH NO GODZILLA IS COMING!!!!!!!

"Oh no Mr Burr Godzilla is coming and he has the Chinky Flu"
"WHAT? Fuck that shit. I survived AIDS and spent ten years in a wheelchair and I be damned if I let the Hop Sing Crud get me. Get the fuck out of my way I am flying back to Key West."
"So sorry Mr. Burr but Godzilla is Japanese not Chinese."
"Iceberg Goldberg I don't give a shit. Get me a ticket to get the fuck out out of here you sushi sucking slant."
"So sorry Mr Trump say no airplanes from infected areas. You shit out of ruck whitey."
"Thank God I am dead already so this doesn't make any sense."

The Bear Abides

He thought he had him. In the fourth round he had him. And the boys couldn't blame him. If that mouthy faggot quit it wasn't his fault. He would have took the dive but it’s not his fault if the punk quit first.

He had done something that had worked time after time. Joey had smeared the medicine on his shoulder. He got that punks head and pushed it right onto his shoulder. Into his eyes. He could see that he was blinded. He looked around like a chicken before the ax. That punk was ripe for the pickin.