A Rod must go...err...don't let him back in baseball

Noted schmuck and loser A Rod is in the news these trying to buy the Mets with that whore JLo. 

The players are not going to stand for it. You see now that A Rod is trying to be an owner he wants to institute a salary cap. Here is a guy who ripped off teams for over $400 million and was a loser through and through. He could never win a championship until he came to the Yankees and ride on Jeter's coattails Lots of players see through his bullshit. From the New York Post:

“I hope to god he’s shouted out of every clubhouse he attempts to enter in this and future seasons,” former 13-year pitcher Brandon McCarthy tweeted Thursday. “Call him a self-serving liar and make him explain himself to a room full of his former peers if he wants broadcast content.”

Everybody hates A Rod. The Mets deserve him because they are also an overrated disaster waiting to happen. A Rod is shopping for big money guys to front him to take over the team the way that Jeter did with the Marlins. He has a couple of fools but not enough scratch to get it done. It looks like the loser Mets are going for about two billion. That's right. Billion. So it is out of reach for him. 

Everybody should rejoice at that. Who needs to listen to his bullshit on a daily basis. 

Every Picture Tells a Story

As you get older your tastes change. When a Yoohoo and a couple of Ring Dings was the height of culinary delight soon enough you graduate to a fine Malbac and a plate of figs and cheese. Nowhere is that more the case than your musical tastes. I mean who listens to Jethro Tull anymore?

I had always enjoyed Rod Stewart's music. In fact his maudlin ballad "Hand Bags and Glad Rags" was one of my favorite tunes. This was long before punk rock and disco when Led Zep ruled the airwaves.  I remember I played the album "Every Picture Tells a Story" over and over again on my turntable. Then disaster struck.

Why are Dominicans So Gay? NTTAWWT!

MLB prospects post video of ‘sexual assault’ of underage teammate 

New York Post By Mark W. Sanchez November 21, 2016 

A group of minor league baseball players have been questioned by police in the Dominican Republic after a video emerged showing an underage teammate being sexually assaulted, according to Yahoo Sports.

Eight Texas Rangers prospects were interviewed concerning the alleged hazing incident in which at least four players pinned down a teammate and masturbated him, the report states. A 10-second video of the alleged assault was posted on Snapchat and on an on-line blog maintained by one of the cousins of one of the leading jerkoffs.

Prosecutors plan to press charges in the case against the players, who have been told not to leave the country, according to the report. The group of players involved allegedly includes the brother of Rangers second baseman Rougned Odor, also named Rougned, as well as Yohel Pozo, a top catching prospect. Both are 19.

The October video allegedly shows a Rangers prospect spread on a bed with his arms and legs held down. The victim’s penis is exposed and tugged and placed underneath a hand towel, the report states.

The incident was not isolated. According to Yahoo sources, police are investigating at least one other allegation of forced masturbation.

A team staff member in the Dominican Republic, who was not involved, reported the incident to the Rangers, who reported it to Major League Baseball. MLB’s investigation is open, according to the report.

“The Texas Rangers became aware of an incident at our Academy in the Dominican Republic and we acted promptly to open an investigation,” MLB said in a statement to Yahoo. “We have reported the incident and are cooperating fully with Major League Baseball and the authorities in the Dominican Republic. We understand that most of our staff and players are jerkoffs but that has been a long standing tradition ever since Alex Rodriguez had signed with the Rangers. With this being an ongoing investigation, we will have no further comment at this time.”

I knew there was a reason that I was a big Phil Hughes fan!

Phil Hughes won’t stop trolling A-Rod on Twitter

New York Post By Mark W. SanchezNovember 20, 2016

These are the perceptive, sharp eyes that the Yankees swooned over when Phil Hughes was maturing through their system. But the right-hander is shutting down Alex Rodriguez these days, not opposing bats.

Hughes, now 30 and happily in Minnesota, has emerged as the unlikely foil for Rodriguez’s cheerful Twitter presence. Rodriguez documents his retirement with PR-friendly photo ops, baby pictures and uplifting, smiling images, all non-objectionable content for his 400,000 followers.

Hughes, Rodriguez’s Yankees teammate from 2008-13, objects.

The Red Sox Fans are laughing at A Rod!

Because they are obsessed with smaller things.

You know I have finally figured it out......Ted Cruz is A Rod.

I was listening to the Yankees this afternoon and that worthless fuck A Rod hit a home run to give us a 1 run lead. Then it hit me. I couldn't put my finger on it. No not my junk. I have big hands. I couldn't put my finger on why the more I found out about Ted Cruz the less I like him. Then it came to me like a thunderbolt.

Ted Cruz is A Rod.