Showing posts with label tongue bath. Show all posts
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Sunday, July 28, 2013

Anderson Cooper stalker arrested

$75,0000 bail, first-degree menacing. That is all you have to know, and you don't even have to know that. But there's more!

Laura Italiano writing for NY Post describes stalker harassing Anderson Cooper as gay, Jewish white supremacist named Hausner. He has long hair and that runs counter to stereotype.  *adjusts stereotype*  Psychiatric patient from Queens, he has already been told numerous times to leave Anderson alone. Has scraggly hair and wears an X-Men t-shirt. Is a thug, says sweary words. Oh, ex-neighbor says he believes in one race, white race *readjusts stereotype back to default* 

Italiano for the NY Post describes Anderson as  steely-eyed stud, has posh red lacquered doors and a four-story West Village firehouse, three decades newsman, ducked Israeli rockets in Gaza, a hunky bar-owner boyfriend named Benjamin Maisani, who actually owns an East Village gay bar. And finally, the firehouse is a 1906 landmark, 8,000 sq ft, cost $4.3 million, has a pole, purchased 3 years ago, and he has a another place too. 

Goodness.

All that extra lifestyle stuff.  Ducking Israeli rockets in Gaza means ducking rockets fired by Israel army. Poor Laura. She meant to say ducking rockets in Israel. Fired from where? That is too much to expect Laura Italiano to know, please, she is more interested in having us know she knows all about Anderson Cooper's boyfriend.