Dear Queen of the Warmongers....

Dear Queen of the Warmongers, embodiment of corruption and personification of rot,

Look you misshapen hag. I understand that everyone is afraid of you but you don't scare me. Hawaiians and most importantly Samoans don't scare. I mean I let  Junior Sea butt fuck me when I was thirteen years old so a washed up old bag of pus like you don't mean shit to me.

I know that you are the fat gross embodiment of corruption that has put a permanent stain on the soul of our party. You are like every feminist hag who hates the pretty girls. They are your supporters. These lesbian harridans and their fourteen cats. Face it bitch you lost to a con man carnival barker with a really bad hair cut.

Just like your fuckin' pervert husband.

So either come out to play and run in the primaries or shut your fat yap. Don't fuck with me you worthless cunt.

Hoping you fuck off very much,
Tulsi Gabbard American!

You just can't make it up

As Chip has noted it is amazing to see the entire Deep State both in and out of government united in opposition to the God Emperor. They poo poo the summit. First they said that the God Emperor's intemperate tweets would lead to a nuclear war. Than they said there never would be a summit. Then they said it was a failure. That rocket man got a big win just be being on a level with the President. What does that prove? I mean he met with Justin Trudeau and he is still a hapless faggot. So how did this mook change his status. Plus we canceled some war games and saved a bunch of dough. Big deal. We can restart them in ten minutes if we need too so this doesn't mean jack shit. What a bunch of baloney.

As the great writer Kurt Schlichter "The Elites Never Take Your Side." They only want to denigrate you. They only want to flaunt their supposed expertise. Which is almost always wrong. Wrong about Castro. Wrong about Vietnam. Wrong about the Fall of Communism. Wrong about everything.

I think we need to close down the State Department. Fire everyone at the think tanks. Put our diplomacy in the hands of normal Americans. I would but our negotiations in the hands of people who know what they are doing.

Used car salesman.

Because we all know where the most prepared Candidate in the History of the World ended up.

This is crazy enough to be true

Do you remember that case a few years ago about that little English girl who was abducted from her parents hotel room in Portugal?

"Madeleine Beth McCann should have celebrated her 13th birthday with her family in England this year, but she vanished from her bed during a family vacation to Portugal in 2003. The case gripped the entire world, becoming one of the most high profile missing persons cases in history. Coverage of her kidnapping was comparable to the press interest in the death of Princess Diana.

Her parents had been out with friends at the hotel restaurant approximately 200 feet from where the child had been sleeping. When her mother Kate McCann went to check on her around 11 pm, but she was gone."

Well here is the really, really weird thing. Police composite sketches that were drawn up in 2013  have an uncanny resemblance to the Podesta Brothers and Anthony Weiner. I know it has to be bullshit right? Here is a pretty comprehensive discussion of the matter.

Could this possibly be true? I don't put anything past these people. I mean just reading the WIkileakes emails and Weiner's texts you get a pretty good idea of how low they can go. But this seems just too bizarre. Too baroque. It can't be true. Can it?

How does the media see the election?

The terrifying ‘psychopath’ who inspired ‘Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde’ 

New York Post By Todd Venezia November 6, 2016 

The inspiration for the legendary villain in the novel “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” was one of author Robert Louis Stevenson’s drinking buddies, who was tried for killing his wife and who liked to serve house guests poisoned cheese toast, according to a report.

A researcher in Edinburgh, Scotland, believes that newly examined notes written by Stevenson indicate that Hyde was based on Eugene Chantrelle, a Frenchman who hung out with the author and who was believed to be a “psychopath,” the Times of London reported.

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Robert Louis StevensonPhoto: Getty Images

Chantrelle had gained a reputation as a enjoyable and kind dinner guest who was familiar with the works of literary writers such as Moliere.

However, according to Stephenson’s notes, Chantrelle had a dark side that was evil and fascinating, according to historian Jeremy Hodges.

He was accused of using opium to kill his wife. And Stephenson said prosecutors at his trial also believed Chantrelle fled France after committing a murder and then killed four more people in Scotland by feeding them his “favorite dish of toasted cheese and opium” at dinner parties.

For the author, it was strange to believe the man he had spent hours with talking about literature could commit such horrors.

Hodges found a “fragment” of Stevenson’s writing, buried within a 35-volume 1920s edition of the author’s works that hints at and understanding of the “duality” of the Frenchman he had befriended

“Chantrelle bore upon his brow the most open marks of criminality; or rather, I should say so if I had not met another man who was his exact counterpart in looks, and who was yet, by all that I could learn of him, a model of kindness and good conduct,” Stevenson wrote in the discovered notes, according the Times.

Hodges believes the notes now solve the puzzle behind the darkness in Stevenson’s 1886 book and that his acquaintance with Chantrelle “would remain with him for life . . . most shocking of all was the way in which a monster had been able to deceive everyone.”

WKRLEM "I Don't Remember"

Hillary Clinton ‘Could Not Recall’ 39 Email Details for FBI

by CHARLIE SPIERING2 Sep 2016  Breitbart News

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton repeatedly could not “recall” the answers to 27 different questions from the FBI about her private email server and communications habits. Clinton also specified that she did not “remember” details of her emailing and classification habits at least 12 times.

Below are some of the highlights from the redacted FBI interview transcripts released to the public today.

• Clinton could not recall a specific process for nominating a target for a drone strike.
• Clinton did not recall using a flip phone during her time as Secretary of State.
• Clinton did not recall how any data stored on her Blackberry device was destroyed.
• Clinton could not recall why State was unable to provide her with a secure Blackberry.
• Clinton did not recall receiving any emails she thought should not be on an unclassified system.
• Clinton did not recall her specific conversations regarding the creation of the clintonemail.com domain.
• Clinton did not recall receiving guidance from State regarding email policies outlined in the Foreign Affairs Manual.
• Clinton did not recall any specific routine for deleting email from her account while Secretary of State.
• Clinton did not recall a specific cable about securing personal email accounts sent to employees.
• Clinton did not recall that the cable correlated with Bryan Pagaliano upgrading the clintonemail.com email server.
• Clinton did not recall ever contacting Pagaliano for technical support for her email account.
• Clinton did not recall specifically who had access to Clinton’s Blackberry and email accounts.
• Clinton did not recall any other individuals being offered an account on clintonemail.com besides Huma Abedin.
• Clinton stated she did not recall the compromise of State employees gmail accounts.
• Clinton did not recall using an iPad mini until after her tenure as Secretary of State.
• Clinton did not recall Jacob Sullivan using his Google email account for official business.
• Clinton said she did not recall a specific FOIA request on an email dated December 11, 2012.
• Clinton did not recall specifically who made recommendation to change her email address after it was publicly disclosed in March 2013.

Hoisted by her own petard when all she wanted was a double headed dildo.

Janis Ian gets booted from Facebook for reposting lewd cartoon

By Oli Coleman

August 21, 2016 | 4:33am

   New York Post

Sixties folkie Janis Ian is fighting The Man again — but this time the man is Mark Zuckerberg.

Ian — whose early recordings were censored because of their socially progressive themes — has been banned from Facebook after reposting a cartoon showing an elderly woman with incongruously perky breasts standing naked in front of a mirror with the caption, “Beauty fades, but implants last forever.”

The “At Seventeen” singer was locked out of the site for 24 hours, then posted the image again only to be given the boot again.

Her wife, Patricia Snyder, told Ian’ s 400,000 followers that they believe the ban’s the work of a troll Ian blocked from her page for making racist remarks, who then complained about the cartoon in retaliation.

I always wondered what happened to them?

Check out more funny photos at Powerline's Mid Week in Pictures.

The Tao of VP Kaine

VP Kaine: Mistress, our bodies are prey to many needs: hunger, thirst, the need for love.

Mistress Hillary: In one lifetime one knows many pleasures: a mother's smile in waking hours, a young woman's intimate, searing touch, and the laughter of grandchildren in the twilight years. To deny these in ourselves is to deny that which makes us one with nature.

VP Kaine: Shall we then seek to satisfy these needs?

Mistress Hillary: Only acknowledge them and satisfaction will follow. To suppress a truth is to give it force beyond endurance. That is why I never deny myself a young woman’s intimate, searing touch. It is what keeps me sane. I must depart. Huma awaits in my seraglio.

Hey look.....bags updated his Blogger Profile photo

I think it is kind of out there but hey whatever floats your boat big guy.

Where would you find a troll? How about Cthulhu's lair.

It always good to get noticed and appreciated for the good work you do.

It seems that the Hillary campaign has noticed all the good work I have been doing on the internet praising the Donald and advancing his candidacy. So the Troll Department of the International Left Wing Conspiracy asked me to come down to Hillary's headquarters to interview for a job trolling for the Clinton Campaign. They figure that anyone is for sale and they want the most effective advocates they can get. Whoopi Goldberg and Megyn Kelly are just not cutting it.

Since their headquarters are only about twenty five blocks away on Cadman Plaza West I decided to go down there to at least hear them out.

Reason Number 395 why Trump should be President instead of Hillary or Bernie or Rent Boy.

Trump is not in the pockets of the special interest. Yeah I get it. He was his own special interest. He bribed and paid off politicians with campaign contributions. I mean they asked him how he got Hillary to come to his daughters wedding and he said "I paid her to come."

The excellent blogger Don Surber has a great post about this in his excellent blog. In it he qoutes Donald talking about an new boondoggle in the F-35 airplane that is not as good as our existing planes. Trump is quoted as follows:

"I do hear that it’s not very good. I’m hearing that our existing planes are better. And one of the pilots came out of the plane, one of the test pilots, and said this isn’t as good as what we already have. And to spend billions and billions of dollars on something that maybe isn’t as good …

They’re saying it doesn’t perform as well as our existing equipment, which is much less expensive. So when I hear that, immediately I say we have to do something, because you know, they’re spending billions. This is a plane, there’s never been anything like it in terms of cost. And how about, you know, we’re retooling with planes that aren’t as good as the ones we have, and the test pilots are amazing people. They know better than anybody, okay, and I think you would accept that."

Hillary eats a burrito!

You watch the video on mediate.com. I cannot. The video is of Morning Joe. The video opens with the incredibly thick cohost prattling about two photos comparing Hillary Clinton with Marco Rubio side by side, registering her dismissiveness of Rubio, and that is just so rich talking about someone so far out of her intellectual league, "Look at it" she says with disgust, "a seasoned diplomat, former senator, former first lady, secretary of state next to boy." *click*

I must stop. I'm listening to a liberal discuss their political opinion. It's like a stream of goo directly into one's ear canal, when it's not icepick jabs to the eardrums.

Skip to 1:25 on the video at the link, if you care to see Mark Halperin explaining about wrenching something new out of Hillary Clinton like an old clothes mangler, seeing some new trick from an old dog so to speak. Something we've not seen before. Something marvelously humanizing. She's eating a burrito. See? She eats a normal thing at a normal place.

And farts the gas produced by normal bacteria that handle the undigestible portion of her bean on-the-road lunch in the van like regular people and maybe even eventually poops out the residual portion just like a real person, and I'll bet a million dollars she even wipes her butt with thin paper on a roll if only to complete the whole humanity thing. What she needs is "fun" and "new," says Haleprin, and the burrito satisfies Hillary being fun and new for Haleprin, apparently.

"On domestic policy she doesn't have to prove a thing." 

Donny Deutsch agrees with this assessment. Nods all around. And that settles that with the magically humanizing burrito purchased at a regular place and without being noticed. What does it mean anyway, not being noticed?

It means an eccentric looking old lady with a mysteriously dark foreign looking consort both in sunglasses and arriving at lunch among a small carpool of large black vans is not that big deal, not so unusual of a sight out there in customarily flown over part of the country. That's what.

The idea is from a Twitter game that arose today from this Mark Haleprin interview on Bloomberg and his calming explanation. The object of the game is to change press mentions of Hillary to one of a robot learning to be a human.

Like the character Data in STNG.