Instant Repaly the Unedited Edition

Coach Lombardi was surprisingly political. He didn't advertise it because he didn't to alienate the fans who might be Democrats. There were some in Green Bay after all and some of them were owners of the team. In fact there was this slutty nurse named Inga who used to service some of the players after the game who was a big liberal. He didn't want to piss her off because they might give them the clap or bite their dick off or something. Luckily she stuck to the Negroes so there weren't many players at risk.

Coach did make a big deal about his friendship with Richard Nixon. Everybody knew that Coach Lombardi liked Dick so it was no secret. They were photographed at games and at dinner and hanging out all the time. Vice President Nixon always supported Coach and offered his advice. He even diagrammed plays and offered to find out the play books of the other teams. Coach never took him up on that. He felt you just made your five or six plays and executed them. You did what you did and made the other team stop you. If you had the right players you could make the play.

Vice President Nixon decided to follow the Coaches advice when he ran for Governor of California. But it didn't work out for him. I hope he has a better team now that he is running for President. I know Coach Lombardi is behind him all the way.

Because you know that Politics and Football go together like Ham and Eggs.

 (Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)

Whose That Girl?

She was most famous for playing a sweet girl who feigned to like dick in a James Bond related flick. I always got the feeling that she was hot but she always kept herself under tight wraps.

Who's that cheeky lass?

Trump is like Nixon? I hope he learns something from him.

At one of the lowest points of his life Richard Nixon made a speech after he had resigned the Presidency. He talked about his family and his supporters and the people who worked in his administration and believed in him. One of the things he said is often quoted and discussed:

“Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.”

I think about this quote when I see the reaction to Donald Trump. We have seen many vitriolic responses to various political figures in the past few years. Bill Clinton got it pretty bad. George W. Bush got hit with the ChimpyMcHitler stuff and plenty of over the top hate. Obama was slammed everyday by Republicans and conservatives in a very rough way. I know because I did it myself.  But I think Donald Trump is unique in that he is getting from both the liberals and the conservatives. The far left and the far right are united in attacking him in the most personal and vitriolic terms. Calling him Hitler and his supporters Nazi’s are just the starting point. The recent protests in California are just the tip of the iceberg.  The level of invective and personal upheaval just seems different. At least to me.

Put me in Coach.....well maybe not.

I used to have Yankee Season tickets. In fact I had them for over 25 years.  Not a full season ticket. I ain't rich and even when they were five bucks a game in the 1960's I couldn't afford that. No I had a plan. I started with a Saturday plan. I had on for about 15 years. Saturday plans were great. It was almost always a day game. You got Old Timer Day. Almost always got plenty of Red Sox and Baltimore games. Plus some of the West Coast teams like the A's. You wanted to go in the daytime because it wasn't all that safe around the Stadium late at night in the 1970's,

Then I switched to a mixed plan. You could mix and match you games if you got 20 games. Plus you got one playoff ticket to every playoff game. That was great because you could pick the teams you wanted to see and not be locked into every weekend. The problem was the playoff seats were always in the nosebleed section. Once I had the very last seat on the corner with nothing to my left but a straight drop down to River Avenue. I was shitting the whole game with a iron grip on the railing.

In 1996 a got a better plan. Every week night. That was tough but I would sell off a bunch of tickets. It was easy because the Yankees were really good and I had great seats and everybody wanted them. The playoff seats were great too as they were the same seats. So I had them through the whole run.

Who Says I Have Small Hands?

The most limber presidential penis of course belonged to Richard Milhous “Tricky Dick” Nixon who was famous for the shapes he could manipulate his penis into on the Washington “cocktail” circuit. He would twist and turn his penis to create various shapes including a duck, the Lincoln Memorial and his little dog Checkers. His quick and tricky dick was much in evidence in his rise from back bench congressman to senator to vice president. In fact it is rumored that the reason why General Eisenhower choose him as his vice president is because of his puppetry of the penis. Eisenhower said “He may be a dick, but he is one funny dick.”
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press).

Whose got that Virus? Hollywood gripped with fear because womanizing A-lister is HIV-positive!

New York Post November 11, 2015 by David K Li

Hollywood is “gripped with fear” after a womanizing Tinseltown A-Lister has been diagnosed positive for HIV — panicking his long list of sexual partners, according to a published report.

“It has now become common knowledge that this star is HIV positive, something he has known for years,” an insider told The Sun newspaper of London, which attributed its report to unnamed sources, and didn't name the infected Lothario.

“His lawyers are bracing for the threat of potential action.”

The source continued: “The reality is that if he’s knowingly put women at risk, then that’s disgusting and it’s only a matter of time before that becomes public.”

Friends have urged the actor to come forward, but he has so far refused, according to The Sun.

“He’s distraught about the possibility of the illness becoming a defining quality of his career,” a source told the site.

The actor’s list of exes includes “an award-winning actress, a religious movie star, a top Hollywood personality with a controversial past, a TV star, a media personality and a glamor model,” the site reported, without naming names.

(So who do you think it is? My money is on Colin Farrell or Gerard Butler but please tell me who you think might have the virus in his man goo)

Your Tax Dollars At Work

U.S. Pays Black Comedian to Deliver Anti-White Racist Tirade at Fed Agency

Whose that dick?

How about a maddening obscure and cryptic post!

This dick is infamous for something and it is not sneaking into this country in the trunk of a Chevy even though that part is probably true.

It has come to my attention that what he is famous for is happening all over the interwebs these days.

Whose that dick?