Showing posts with label The Untold History of the NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Untold History of the NFL. Show all posts

Monday, September 25, 2017

They once were Giants.......



All murdered by members of "Black Lives Matter." To support this organization Colin Capernick decided to kneel during the National Anthem. On 911, He decided to wear socks calling cops pigs. Shouted with his compatriots "Pigs in a Blanket Fry Pigs  Fry."This is what the kneeling and the arm linking and the solidarity of the NFL players is supporting. 

What they are saying is more important than honoring our Flag. Honoring our soldiers, sailors and Marines. Who are in Harms way. In Afghanistan. Iraq. Korea. Our first responders. Police. Firemen. Paramedics. True heroes not overpaid roided up illiterate thugs.

This is what Terry Bradshaw and LeBron James and Michael Bennet and Roger Goodell and the NFL Owners are saying we should celebrate Colin Capernick's protest. Every commentator and sportswriter and pundit who says that Donald Trump should shut up is supporting the cop killers and criminals that are the heart of the kneeling protests of these ignorant fools.

It is a shame that the men who built the NFL are all gone. Curly Lambeau. George Halas. Wellington Mara. Art Rooney. Carroll Rosenblum. Sonny Werblin.  VInce Lombardi. Tom Landry. Al Davis. Pete Rozelle. What would they have done?

There used to be giants in this game. Now there are only pygmies. Moral pygmies.

I am bitterly ashamed of the New York Giants. Three of their players knelled on Sunday according to Press Reports. The rest of the team locked arms in a misguided attempt at "unity." Instead of standing with their hands over their hearts  I like to think that if Wellington Mara were alive he would have cut them the next day. That he would have fined and suspended anyone who did not simply stand with their hand over their hearts to honor America. The Flag. Our people.

The NFL is at a crossroads. As it has been for some time. If it continues the way it is going it will end as a viable sport. When they dismiss the fans who pay for the tickets and the TV packages in favor of the people who mug them in the parking lot they will have signed their death warrant. It is beyond belief that there is not one person who would stand up against this suicide pact.

Anyone who watches the NFL now is both a fool and a knave. The choice before you is clear.

You make the call.  

Saturday, February 27, 2016

NFL's Dante Fowler -- Refs Baby Mama Brawl


NFL star Dante Fowler -- the 3rd pick in the '15 Draft -- played the role of referee as the mother of his child brawled with another woman at a FL apartment complex.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Sixties Sitcom Subtext Theatre

It is very tough when you are working with Dolphins. Male dolphins are all rapists. They would stick their fishy penises in anything. So we only wanted to use female dolphins for the show. Unfortunately the original Flipper was a Lesbian.  Lesbian dolphins are  particularly hard to work with.  A whole different kettle of fish....so to speak. They don't like men for starters and are always trying to hurt them. They keep trying to put on Birkenstock sandals when they don't have any feet. And they never want to wear make up.

So we had to get some back up fish. The most popular one was a young perky female called Squirty. Squirty was a whore. She would swim up to the men and present her fishy vagina to be serviced. Sort of like a Kardashian. All of the young boys on the show had their first sexual experiences with Squirty. And all of the crew. And pretty much anyone who got into the water with her. Which turned out to be very important for the NFL. You see one of the investors in Ivan Tors studio was this guy named Joe Robbie. He always said Squirty was the best sexual experience he ever had. You see her vagina would secret this fishy lube which squirt out whenever she got excited. Thats why they called her squirty.

He loved her so much that he named his expansion AFL football team after her. He wanted to call his team the Fishy Squirty Vaginas but Al Davis and Sonny Werblin convinced him to go with the "Miami Dolphins."

But you should realize that they were really the "Fishy Squirty Vaginas."
(Ivan Tors The E True Hollywood Story of Flipper)