Theresa got married......not a hair out of place

 

Theresa Guidice got married Saturday. Her hair was to say the least... amazing.

How many horses lost their tails for that?

There was a lot of drama involved in the nuptials. Her brother and sister-in-law did not attend. Typical of a ginzo wedding. I can't tell you how many weddings I went to where stuff like that happened.

She got a spin off series out of it.

But I doubt the marriage is gonna last. The guy seems like a real grifter and they always expose themselves. Still it might last as long as she is on TV. 

Good luck to the happy couple.

To pee or not to pee....that is the question

 

I take three water pills every day so I have to piss all the time. It can get very annoying as you are always looking for a bathroom. You can't just have Paulie Gatto pull the side of the expressway to let loose all the time.

It is the worst at the beach. The bathroom is like miles away man. You got to walk so far you forget why you are doing it until the piss runs down your leg. So you have to go in the ocean. But that sucks because sometimes the water is cold and you are washing off your sunscreen and it just makes everything sucky. So I wait until we come back from the beach before I take my pills. Which makes me get up all night to pee. 

If it's not one thing it's another.

At least I don't have Ramona Singer's problem. Ramona of the Real Housewives of New York is facing a shitty situation. It seems she took a dump on the floor of her bathroom on the last class trip. Or at least some poop fell on the floor. This is not the first time with her since she had done the same thing last season. Of course her friend Sonja gleefully laughed about it and they showed it on camera. It was pretty humiliating for Ramona. She must have a problem.

And she can't go in the ocean to shit.

You can't escape it no matter where you go.

 

Watching TV has become more and more of a problem for us. I am not one of those phony shitheads like the Nutty Professor who claim they never watch TV. I love TV. I watch it all the time. After a long day it should be relaxing and enjoyable. It is not anymore.

I remember when I was a kid and we all enjoyed six channels. There was CBS, NBC and ABC. Two independent channels WPIX and Fox. Plus PBS if you were gay. So America was basically forced to come together and watch the same things. In the sixties we watched the sitcoms like Gilligan and the Brady Bunch and I Dream of Jeanie and Bewitched. Or dramas like Gunsmoke and Bonanza. The Wonderful World of Disney. Lawrence Welk. Batman. Basically all the shit I write about. But even the seventies and the eighties had cultural benchmarks for all of us. Friends. Seinfeld. The Love Boat. NYPD Blue. All in the Family. The Jeffersons. Mary Tyler Moore. The country was brought together by the same shows we were all watching.

Now there are a hundred channels and there is nothing on. You have streaming services and cable packages. The audience is diverse and fragmented. Only a tiny portion of the old audience is available to any niche part of television viewership. The problem is the powers that be play to only one niche. The woke.

I am happy to be watching some old TV shows tonight.

 I used to consider this a big day. We would go out to a party or a bar and watch the game. I would be in a bunch of pools with the boxes in bars all over the city. I won $10,000 once in the pool at The Quiet Man Pub in 1986. Still and all I have absolutely no interest in the National Felons League and all of its parts.

Once they started kneeling I stopped watching. I threw away all of my old jerseys and team merch. I often have to tell people when they talk about the games that I don't watch anymore and I curse the league and hope they fail.

Some dim bint at Red State says we should all watch the game. Also watch socialist controlled dreck like the Oscars and the Emmys because if we don't we concede the culture to the socialists. What a crock of bullshit. We all need to take our economic power and refuse to support these shit heads. I haven't seen one minute of late night TV in seven years. I haven't seen an NFL game in five. There is more than enough product on streaming services to avoid giving anything to these whores. Anyone that suggests otherwise is a quisling who wants to surrender.

Stay strong. Watch reruns of Combat and Have Gun Will Travel. Hulu has "The Gunfight at OK Corrall" on its list this month.

Fuck the National Felons League. I hope they all get concussions and drive into a concrete embankment.

Art imitates Life.....if you are in the life

Of all the bad guys in the Mob and there were a shitpot full of them.....one of the absolute worst was Don Vito Genovese.

He was Mafia royalty. Hooked up with Lucky and Meyer he was part of the tight group of young guns who killed Masseria and Marranzano and took over the Mafia. Underboss to Luck Luciano he was not a ladies man. He was one ugly fuck.

His first wife died of tuberculosis and he had his eyes on a new one. Anna Petillo who was already married. Who was also his cousin. So he had her husband strangled. Married the grieving or not so grieving widow. That was the way of the Mob. They got what they wanted.

How does this tie into the present day? Why the Real Housewives of New Jersey one of Spinelli's favorite shows.

The original show starred the two Manzo sisters who were reportedly mobbed up. They were two sisters who married two brothers. The brothers were partners in the Brownstone Catering hall in Jersey which is a big money maker and probably a big laundromat for the boys. Their dad ended up in a trunk of a car.

The two sisters were Caroline and Dina Manzo. Dina was the hot one. She divorced her husband Tommy Manzo and quit the show after the first season. I guess the heat was two much for her. She came back a year later but only lasted a year. She doesn't talk to her sister. It seems we know the reason why.

You see a mob button man broke into her house and beat the shit out of her and her fiance. The guy got a half price wedding at the Brownstone for doing it. Only thing is somebody dropped a dime and now they are indicted. 

Just like Don Vito. Only he didn't have the balls to finish the job and the rep to shut everybody up.

Art imitates life. It just that things are not the way it used to be. Even in the Mob.

Two things that Spinelli hates....

Here is a story about two things that Spinelli hates. QVC and Reality TV.

Noted Nasty Cunt Lisa Rinna of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is complaining the QVC has told her to stop tweeting and advocating for Black Lives Matter, LBTQ EI EI O rights and other ultra- communist woke causes. They told her that they are getting thousands of complaints from customers who say they will not buy her line on QVC because of her “activism.”

Per the New York Posts Page Six:

“I am sad to report It would now seem I can’t use my platform to inform or question or say how I feel politically because the Karen’s have bombarded Qvc begging them to fire me and saying they will no longer buy my clothes,” Rinna, 56, wrote.

Rinna added, “It is a shame that I must be muzzled in order to support my family but that is just what it is. Remember you know how I feel. Use your voice and Vote.”

This is a case of someone pretending they are being canceled because of their liberal views. I think QVC wants to fire her because her shit isn’t selling and she is setting this up to pressure them into keeping her. She must think woke assholes will protest to keep her on the channel and she will keep her gig.

She doesn’t design the line of course. Kyle Richards and Sonja Morgan also have lines that they just front and pretend they have something to do with on the Housewives. Sonja is particularly egregious as she had a fashion show of items right out of the website Ali Baba which is in China. You are ordering their crap at a premium just because they slap her label on it.

Rinna is notoriously weight conscious and her demon spawn kids were caught on camera mocking the “fatties” that they saw when they visited their old hometown. So the viewers on QVC already looked at her askance. Add in BLM bulllshit and they had enough.

I hope she gets fired. It is a step in the right direction. Conservative ….no make that loyal Americans need to put pressure on companies to fire people who support this shit. Corporate America is only getting a pushback from one side. We need to push back too!

Devastating death in Real Housewives world.....

Lisa Vanderpump mourns death of beloved dog

By Jaclyn Hendricks

 New York Post September 27, 2017

A “devastated” Lisa Vanderpump paid tribute to one of her beloved dogs Tuesday after confirming the pooch passed away. “Rest in peace Pink Dog,” the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star penned on Instagram, “we are devastated to see you go so suddenly… you were such a happy pink dog and we will miss you dreadfully, we love you.”

An avid animal lover, Vanderpump, 57, revealed on Twitter the 5-year-old canine died unexpectedly Monday, despite a resuscitation attempt from husband Ken Todd.