Wednesday, April 20, 2016

"America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat." Ted Cruz


Ted Cruz thinks America is best when it is lying down with her back on the mat. With her legs in the air. With a ball gag in her mouth and her hands tied to the bed posts.....errr well  you get where he is going right?

I mean that Enquirer stuff about the hookers and the other broads is just a bunch of baloney. Not our Ted. The Most Conservative Man in the world.

But still it makes you think. Right?

17 comments:

Methadras said...

If Ted Cruz was really Canadian, he'd be saying he was sorry after everything he said.

Rhythm and Balls said...

It reminds me of an interesting and amusing comment Methadras made to Larry not too long ago. ;-)

Yes, what a stupid comment for Ted to make. Something that cringe-worthy had to come out of his phony mouth sooner or later.

It's just a hazard when you talk as much crap as he does.

Trooper York said...

The truth comes out man. It is obvious that Ted is a repressed sex freak. You can see it man. He has that Eddie Munster stealing Marilyn's pissed soaked panties out of the hamper vibe written all over his homely mug.

God only knows what he put poor Heidi through. Can you imagine it?

Maybe he had her dress up like Harriet Tubman. Money!

Rhythm and Balls said...

Hey, anything's possible.

As much as I hate the word "creepy," he sure seems to merit it.

edutcher said...

Now I know it was 8 and not 5 girls.

No wonder the Cruzzer media were trying to change the subject.

Methadras said...

Rhythm and Balls said...

It reminds me of an interesting and amusing comment Methadras made to Larry not too long ago. ;-)


What did I say?

Rhythm and Balls said...

Something that makes me laugh every time I read it.

It was like the perfect mixture of obvious and explicit without being crude and using the limited but vast predilections of Larry's pet gay friend against him in the incredibly ironic way that only Larry can get his clumsy self into.

deborah said...

Was Cruz a wrestler in high school? Otherwise there's no saving this phrase.

Methadras said...

Rhythm and Balls said...

Something that makes me laugh every time I read it.

It was like the perfect mixture of obvious and explicit without being crude and using the limited but vast predilections of Larry's pet gay friend against him in the incredibly ironic way that only Larry can get his clumsy self into.


Oh yeah, I remember when I read what he said, the imagery just happened on it's own. I'm ashamed to say that, but I had to hurry and type it our lest I forget it. It was literally a wham-bam-thank-you ma'am thought.

Just remember that the sock and sandal wearing gardening dog whisperer (and by whispering I mean in it's ear while he's behind the poor creature) never fails to deliver stupidity fast and down the middle. Sort of like when his wife wants more than just a glass and instead just opens her mouth and pours it right in from the bottle.

edutcher said...

deborah said...

Was Cruz a wrestler in high school? Otherwise there's no saving this phrase.

A practicing thespian.

Sixty Grit said...

Well, this thread went south in a hurry. I think Michael Keaton will play the role of Larry when the movie is released - just say his name three times and he appears.

It will be entitled "Beaglejuice".

edutcher said...

C'mon, Sixty, the possibilities are endless.

That Ashley Madison account didn't appear in Daddy Cruz' office by Immaculate Conception.

Rhythm and Balls said...

Well, I apologize if I forgot about any specifically requested decorum, but I don't think it has to be about (insert name here). The phrasing was just very curious and reminiscent of other phrasing.

But if I could address Methadras' observation in a general way, yes it is funny that people who bend over backwards (other direction) to kiss up the "right" way often end up engorging themselves to excess on both that tendency and other things.

Methadras said...

And most likely end up in traction afterwards.

Rhythm and Balls said...

Ha ha.

Surely I can at least laugh at that one, can't I Sixty?

Rabel said...

America gets around, don't she.

Sixty Grit said...

I would hope so, Ritmo, that's why I wrote it.