Speaking of being restrained, I once had this girlfriend who liked to be restrained, and there was this one occasion where I had her tied spread-eagle on the bed, and I was fucking her tits, and I was about to come, and she said, "All I ask is please don't come on my face," but I did anyway, and I felt this immediate and horrible remorse, but she licked at it with her tongue and laughed, and she was all smiles, and that's when I realized that I had broken the iron-clad rule about sleeping with somebody crazier than yourself.
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There is the punch line.
Ban this guy and the useless international establishment talking points generator.
And by "ban" I mean stop funding.
I thought international standards when dealing with rioters was a whiff of grapeshot.
Can we impeach this dipshit?
Speaking of being restrained, I once had this girlfriend who liked to be restrained, and there was this one occasion where I had her tied spread-eagle on the bed, and I was fucking her tits, and I was about to come, and she said, "All I ask is please don't come on my face," but I did anyway, and I felt this immediate and horrible remorse, but she licked at it with her tongue and laughed, and she was all smiles, and that's when I realized that I had broken the iron-clad rule about sleeping with somebody crazier than yourself.
This is rock bottom, right?
/pollyanna
Moon owes a terrible debt of restraint to Americans along the 38th parallel.
Unrelated, but Obama seems like a nice candidate for Sec. Gen of the UN but for his US citizenship.
Haha. Is anyone old enough to remember the Chicago Police Riot of '68?
Those were good old days.
@rcocean: Did you ever read "I, Pig" by Jack Mueller, a retired Chicago cop. I wrote about the 1968 riots from a cop's POV.
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