“The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth and have it found out by accident.” ― Charles Lamb
Saturday, June 10, 2017
"I'm Batman." "No you are dead." "Oh."
"Hey I was napping and I just woke up. Where am I?"
"Why you are in Heaven silly. Batman is Jesus's favorite show."
"Really? What's this book?"
"It's the Heaven Registry. Saint Peter sent us to have you sign it. Oh. And to have sex with you."
"What? I am not a Muslim. I didn't expect to get Seventy Virgins."
"We ain't virgins silly. That wouldn't be any fun. So sign the register and we can get started. I always wanted to slide down the bat pole."