Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Hermit returns to society after living three decades in woods

"I don't think I'm going to fit in," he said in the story that will appear in the magazine's September issue. "It's too loud. Too colorful. The lack of aesthetics. The crudeness. The inanities. The trivia."


8 comments:

Shouting Thomas said...

Did he commemorate the blessed occasion by taking a selfie?

The Dude said...

He could only take a selfie if he could steal a camera.

Sumbitch needs to be in jail.

Amartel said...

Other people are inconvenient and annoying, but other peoples' money (and their stuff) will underwrite a basic subsistence lifestyle.

rcocean said...

The article seems weirdly positive about a guy who lived by stealing for 30 years.

If you're going to live alone in the woods, I suggest the Sierras. Better weather and no deer flies. Of course, you'll have to bring your own food.

ricpic said...

No woods no peace!

Guildofcannonballs said...

It is like these fucking idiots buying shit for their Harley at a chop shop.

Too stupid to realize the fund felons and raise insurance rates, security rates, and lawyer rates.

Darcy said...

Omg that video. Pretty cool. I thought he was never going to get his wormy little butt out of that shell and into his new home.

The Dude said...

Hey look - just when you thought her tennis elbow had gotten so bad that she couldn't type, bam, up pops Darce.

Hey Darcy!