Friday, December 20, 2019

Scott Adams, impeachment


Daddy, what does impeachment mean?


It means being fuzzy, warmed and blemished by the sun. It means becoming juicy and delicious. 

I don't like these cupcakes. ↓

But the ladies do.

They're made on request and they get a strong response.

I think that I jazz them up a little bit with peach liquor. 

Three examples.

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I also used the tins for round meatloafs. 

In Louisiana we had a tiny peach orchard in our backyard at the end next to an old pecan tree. Two rows of them divided our property. No fence. 

Both peaches and pecans did very poorly.

We didn't know what we were doing.

The peaches were tiny, hard, and disgusting. Inedible.

What did very well back there was a wisteria. It grew around an existing tree on the side, used it as armature, then choked it to death. As they do. When they bloom they look like large clusters of grapes. You don't have to know what you're doing for wisteria to thrive. 

Mockingbirds set up a nest in it and had babies. They mocked us. They dared us to go into the backyard then attacked us when we did. Those birds ruled our backyard. 


2 comments:

Calypso Facto said...

Pinterest-ready peaches, Chip! Nice work.

edutcher said...

I don't think Trump will change it so much as the Demos have made it meaningless.