U.S. Coast Guard vs low-profile go-fast boat

They're crappy stinking little bullet-like boats made from wood with three outboards stuffed with bails of contraband and loaves of pre-cut white bread.

When the operator has to go to the bathroom they hang their butt over the side and poop. They're so low the splashing water wipes their butt. So they have salt water butts. I'm guessing.

The single operator surrenders without resistance apparently satisfied to be lifted from their miserable situation. Apparently. I'm guessing again from the video.

Our Coast Guards are studs.

I have an acquaintance who joined the Coast Guard but phased out. For reasons of insufficient studliness. They were way too much for him.