Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Hey did we lose our contributors?

Lem has switched over to me as administrator but I don't know if it carried over for all of our contributors. If you are a contributor and would like to continue please email me at trooperyork@gmail.com and I will set you up. If you are someone new please email me as well.

I don't have everyone's email and my old email that some of you have is not valid anymore. So lets get the ball rolling.

I hope all of you would like to continue as contributors. I promise to have a light touch.

Just like Lem. Just not as greasy. So to speak.

WKRLEM: Show me on the dolly where Pete Townshead touched you

It is very evocative isn't it.

I wonder if he knew Jeffry Epstein?

Whose that girl?

This delicious piece of Italian pastry was the women who Sophia Loren based her whole persona on back in the day. More famous for her very famous boyfriend she was one of the loyalist girlfriends you ever could find.

She just got in a lot of trouble hanging around with her guy.

Whose that girl?

WKRLEM: Our mission statement

I salute those Americans who make America Great.

He was a man ahead of his time.

Meet the New Boss....Same as the Old Boss

Just paler.

I don't want to change anything. It is a total free speech zone. I really wanted to protect the archives. Many of us have put a lot of work into these posts and I just didn't want to see it go away.

Please email me with you comments, suggestions and gripes. I will try to address them the best way I know how.

I would also like some of our frequent commentators like edutcher and Spinelli to be more included by posting their own entries. Let's see if we can spice it up a little.

Just think of me as a kind and benevolent dictator.

Sort of like Mussolini.

My personal role model.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

I'm closing this blog

It has become incrementally clear to me that "free speech" as we once thought we enjoyed, as a right, is on the verge of disappearing.

It's too dangerous for me to continue to endorse this (free-for-all) blog given the "woke" nature of the company employing me. I've chosen to adapt to the new realities as I perceive them.

I'm not going to cite examples of what I'm talking about. Feel free to put them in the comments, if you want. I will be leaving the blog open for a few days, to give you fellas and madams an opportunity to comment, on the comment section, as you see fit.

The best example, if we are to look for one, can be found here in this blog. First I was given the boot by Amazon; they asked me to remove the code bearing their name from this blog. Their email said they found some irregularities with the way the purchases were being conducted. But i believe it was the content of the blog they really had a problem with.

Then Google ads gave me the boot. They were a little more forthcoming. They objected to the content and they said so.

So, that's where we are at. I wish I could promise a return in some not distant future, but my gut tells me these changes going on now have a permanent bent to them. There's no going back.

It has been a pleasure. I will continue to tweet. If you fellas and madams want to follow me i would really appreciate it. I go by lemang01 on twitter. I'm planning on using twitter to keep you informed on the progress i posted about here.

Thanks everybody.

Friday, June 26, 2020

Two things that Spinelli hates....

Here is a story about two things that Spinelli hates. QVC and Reality TV.

Noted Nasty Cunt Lisa Rinna of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is complaining the QVC has told her to stop tweeting and advocating for Black Lives Matter, LBTQ EI EI O rights and other ultra- communist woke causes. They told her that they are getting thousands of complaints from customers who say they will not buy her line on QVC because of her “activism.”

“I am sad to report It would now seem I can’t use my platform to inform or question or say how I feel politically because the Karen’s have bombarded Qvc begging them to fire me and saying they will no longer buy my clothes,” Rinna, 56, wrote.
Rinna added, “It is a shame that I must be muzzled in order to support my family but that is just what it is. Remember you know how I feel. Use your voice and Vote.”
This is a case of someone pretending they are being canceled because of their liberal views. I think QVC wants to fire her because her shit isn’t selling and she is setting this up to pressure them into keeping her. She must think woke assholes will protest to keep her on the channel and she will keep her gig.
She doesn’t design the line of course. Kyle Richards and Sonja Morgan also have lines that they just front and pretend they have something to do with on the Housewives. Sonja is particularly egregious as she had a fashion show of items right out of the website Ali Baba which is in China. You are ordering their crap at a premium just because they slap her label on it.
Rinna is notoriously weight conscious and her demon spawn kids were caught on camera mocking the “fatties” that they saw when they visited their old hometown. So the viewers on QVC already looked at her askance. Add in BLM bulllshit and they had enough.
I hope she gets fired. It is a step in the right direction. Conservative ….no make that loyal Americans need to put pressure on companies to fire people who support this shit. Corporate America is only getting a pushback from one side. We need to push back too!

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

WKRLEM: The Tomahawk Trio playing at the Playbrave Club

The Sixties were so cool.

Even the 1860's.

"Corn silk, peace pipe, Snuff."

WKRLEM TV "It Is Ballooooooon!"

It is well know that all Indian Chiefs spoke with a Yiddish accent.

Except for Sal Mineo.

It is not balloon......

"Hey there Bat Freak I wanted to ask you a question."
"What's that Sergeant?"
"I heard your Bat Pole was pretty big. In fact it was the biggest pole on the lot. Now ever since Milton Berle retired I know that's not true. So I thought we might have a measuring contest."
"Sounds groovy. Let me just get rid of the rest of the crew. Meet me hear later. Same bat time. Same bat station."
"Agarn was right. You are a weirdo."

A real coach gets attacked ...will he be able to stand up

Redskins defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio was questioned about his vocal support of President Trump and replied:

I am 100% for America, if you're not you can kiss my A$$

I saw this story at the so called conservative site The Daily Caller. In the article it is suggested that the coach should apologize and just shut up and coach. I know Tucker Carlson sold his interest but I didn't know it went all Fox News cuck surrender style. Another joint I will not be visiting anymore.

That is why I have joined the new app Parler. It is the conservative Twitter with many of the people who have been banned on Twitter on board. It is supposedly uncensored and 100% uncensored. We will see. 

I hope Coach Del Rio will stick to his guns. I don't follow the National Felons League anymore but I will look out for posts about the coach. 

Big doings in Madison Wisconsin as crowds riot in support of BLM..

Big doings in Madison Wisconsin home of the Evil Blogger Lady and her consort. It seems that instead of just torching small businesses and destroying the livelihood of normal people the crowd has turned to tearing down statutes of progressive heroes and attacking white people having brunch.

From the blog Wisconsin State Journal:

"Protesters tore down statues of Forward and a Union Civil War colonel, assaulted a state senator and set a small fire in a city building Downtown on Tuesday night after the arrest of a Black activist earlier in the day.

In response, Gov. Tony Evers warned Wednesday morning that he was prepared to call in the National Guard to protect state buildings. Evers said is his office is "continuing to work with local law enforcement to understand their response to last night’s events and their plan to respond to similar events in the future.”
Devonere Johnson
Devonere Johnson, 28, was arrested after causing a disturbance in a restaurant on the Capitol Square, according to Madison police and video of the incident. Videos of the arrest — some circulating on social media and others provided by the Madison Police Department — show as many as five officers taking Johnson to the sidewalk and carrying him to a police squad car after Johnson initially resisted arrest."

It is unfair to single out Madison despite it being the homeland of out of touch liberal assholes because almost every big city in America is facing the same dilemma. Led by Democrats they will not stand for law and order and will let the looters and rioters destroy their cities in the name of racial and progressive justice. Some idiots fear that right wing groups will confront them. The fabled boogaloo boys of the progressives fever dreams. Well guess what? They are going to let the cities burn. They are hunkering down in their gated communities or rural oasises and letting nature take it's course. 
The cities are lost. The savages are in control. Good luck with that. Remember.
Monkey see monkey do.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Small business that didn't quite make it.

In a small storefront in Williamsburg Brooklyn a new small business was started by Jacob Sternwiess and Rachael Slimovitz. The combined the two hottest trends in hipster life; Service dogs and vaping.

They rent out service dogs with all of the paperwork that lets them into any store or business. Even an airplane. Plus they teach the dogs to vape. So the sly hipster can sneak a vape if they were not grossed out by dog drool.

Unfortunately they over estimated the appeal.

(Small Businesses That Didn't Quite Cut It by Doris Kearns Goodwin)

That's the way things work

A restaurant manager got busted and fired for following the restaurants sub rosa policy for keeping the undesirable portions of the populace out. In Baltimore no less.

Per the New York Post:

"A Baltimore restaurant manager turned away a black woman and her son due to the boy’s outfit — despite serving a white child dressed in similar athletic wear, video shows"

That is how we did it in the bars I used to advise in NYC back in the day. We banned certain types of clothing. Hats. Do rags. Gold chains. If you had that no admittance. You could get rid of it and come in but they never did. 

This restaurant is a corporate chain. So they had to do the politically correct thing and fire the manager. But normal restaurants will not.

The advertising manager of the NY Post once asked Macy's why they didn't advertiise in their paper. He said your readers are our shoplifters.

Just sayn'

Mel Gibson: Wordsmith

Mel Gibson is a wordsmith. From the man who gave us the immortal locution "Sugar Tits" comes another gem. Per the NY Post:

“We were at a crowded party with one of my good friends, and Mel Gibson was smoking a cigar,” Ryder, 48, told the news outlet. She added that something came up about the Jewish faith, at which point the “Mad Max” actor said, “You’re not an oven dodger, are you?” — an apparent reference to the way bodies of Jewish prisoners were incinerated in Nazi death camps."

Sandy is gonna have to change the back of his baseball card.

Friday, June 19, 2020

Tit for Tat

Governor Cuomo has announced that anyone coming from Florida will be quarantined for two weeks according to the New York Post:

“I have experts who have advised me to do that. I’m considering it now,” Cuomo said during his second-to-last daily coronavirus press briefing in Manhattan when asked by a reporter about whether he will issue a two-week quarantine on people coming to the Empire State from the Sunshine State."

Of course this is tit for tat over the actions of Florida when the virus was coming from New York. My only question is why do they think people want to come back to New York. Plus what gives him the authority to do this? Is he a dictator? Or just a dick? When is somebody going to sue to determine just what power these governors have and how long it will last.

What  a bunch of bullshit. All of this ends after the election.

Diamonds are a girls best friend

Toot’s Shor's Saloon, October  28, 1959 (Joe DiMaggio walks into Toots Shore’s saloon, what he doesn’t know is that his ex wife Marilyn Monroe is sitting in the back)
Toots: Hey Joe, how ya doing….ah…Marilyn’s here…in the back… again ….just so you know.
Joe DiMaggio:
Toots: She’s in the back with some French faggot that she is making a movie with.  I don’t want no trouble Joe, not like the last couple of times, can you try it keep it friendly. …. why don’t you just go up and say hello. (Joe brushes by him without a word and walks to the back to say hello and stands in front of her table)
Marilyn: (stands up and kisses Joe on the Cheek and says in a breathy sexy voice) Hi Joe. Did you miss me? This is my friend Yves. He’s French. We made a movie together. Sit down and have a drink with us. (Marilyn sits down opposite Joe, and as she does her legs are really open. She is definitely not wearing any underwear, but she does seem a little worse for wear and she smells like a tuna fish sandwich left out in the sun)
Yves Montand: Bonjour Mr. Dimaggio. (Yves sticks out his hand and Joe looks at it. He ignores it like it was a dead fish. Humiliated the Frenchmen sits down and pulls out a cigarette)
Joe DiMaggio:
Toots: Of course he missed ya kid.
Marilyn: So Joe. How have you been? Have you been seeing anybody lately? Yves and me have been having sex Joe. Lots of sex. You know he even knocked me up. That’s right. He got me pregnant. You couldn’t do that with your useless guinea needle dick.
Joe DiMaggio:
Toots: You can’t say that keed. Whaz da matta with you. You want Joe to pulverize this frenchy? (Yves Montard is not following the conversation too well. He just know the energy is bad. So he makes like a mime)
Marilyn: Shut up Toots. Joe needs to know what a useless fuck he is. Everybody thinks I am crazy. I know I am just fine. Joe divorced me because I couldn’t give him a baby. And that I fucked everyone. But that wasn’t my fault. That was how you get a job in Hollywood.
Joe DiMaggio:
oots: Don't talk like that Keed. Joe don't want to hear this shit. You life is your life but he don't wanna hear this. Show some respect.
Marilyn: Show some respect? What are you talking about you stupid Kike bastard. Nobody shows me any fucking respect. I am just a fuck toy. They just want to fuck me. And you know what Joe? Yves treats me right. He loves me Joe. Not like you. Even though I lost the baby he still comes around. Not like you you guinea fuck.
(Yves get more and more perturbed as Marilyn gets more excited. He puts his hand on her leg and she swats it away. Joe looks at that and his eyes narrow. Yves starts to sweat like there were Germans in the room)
Toots: Ok keed, you poor dumb snatch don’t get excited.
Marilyn: You believe me Joe, don’t you? You believe me when I tell you that you were just one among many of the nasty pricks I had to swallow. I fucked them all. I sucked them all.  But only Yves could give me a baby. YOU COULDN'T DO THAT COULD YOU?  WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU GUINEA COCKSUCKER. (Marilyn red faced and frantic suddenly flips from manic to depressed as she continually queefs out to the tune of La Mareillaise)
Joe DiMaggio:
Marilyn:  Still nothing to say…well screw you…you sad guinea motherfucker (Marilyn throws her drink at Joe in a half-hearted way, picks up her purse grabs Yves hand and they storm out of the saloon)
Toots Shor: What a crazy broad man, forget about her Joe. Here's a towel.
Joe DiMaggio: Get me Frankie Carbo on the blower. Right now.
Toots Shor: Joe com'on you don't want to do that. That fanoik is a big deal actor. You can’t touch him.

Marilyn's Diary

My Aunt Lily couldn't understand why Uncle Herman didn't want to bang her anymore. They had been having hot monster sex for over five hundred years. But lately he had not been interested anymore.

She tried everything. Wearing hot costumes and rubbing his privates under the table.Thrusting her huge titties in his face all the time. At dinner. Breakfast. When he was on the toilet. It just wasn't working.

You see Uncle Herman was getting plenty of poon tang. From me.

He would sneak up to my room and rub my nubile teenage body with his tongue. All night long.

I loved my Uncle Herman.

Thursday, June 18, 2020

WKRLEM TV: RIP Aunt Jemima

It's just ridiculous!

A love that dare not speak it's name.

"Oh William when can we tell everyone of our love?"
"Thou knowest that we many never speak of our undying love. The world would never countenance our love. Neither my people or yours. Thou will be termed a race traitor and I will be vilified as a rapist and exploiter."
"But I have lost my job William. I have nothing to hold me here. We can move to the Island of Misfit Mascots. Our friends Uncle Ben and the Frito Bandito are there. We can finally live together as we were meant to be. Please William."
"I can not my love. I must hide. They are pulling down my statue. They would kill me if they get the chance."
"I will never leave you William. Never. Let's have breakfast."
"That would be wonderful. Just one thing my dearest."
"Yes my love?"
"No pancakes."

A list for your perusal

Remember the video from yesterday of the young scholar causally punching a innocent 92 year old white woman in the head?

The poor abused victim of systematic racism and police brutality and the horrible criminal justice system has been identified as Rashid Brimmage.

Here is his arrest record courtesy of the New York Post:

Oct. 26, 2005 — Criminal mischief
Nov. 22, 2005 — Criminal mischief
Dec. 7, 2005 — Turnstile jumping
May 3, 2006 — Turnstile jumping
May 5, 2006 — Assault
Nov. 7, 2006 — Turnstile jumping
Dec. 7, 2006 — Violation of unspecified local law
May 3, 2007 — Criminal sale of marijuana
June 29, 2007 — Assault
July 16, 2007 — Criminal trespass
Dec. 27, 2007 — Criminal possession of marijuana
March 22, 2008 — Grand larceny
April 21, 2008 — Criminal trespass
April 23, 2008 — Criminal trespass
May 31, 2008 — Criminal trespass
July 31, 2008 — Violation of unspecified local law
Nov. 6, 2008 — Criminal possession of marijuana
May 27, 2009 — Criminal sale of marijuana
Nov. 5, 2009 — Criminal trespass
Nov. 23, 2009 — Criminal trespass
Feb. 23, 2010 — Tampering with physical evidence
March 26, 2010 — Violation of unspecified local law
April 23, 2010 — Criminal trespass
Sept. 2, 2010 — Violation of unspecified local law
Sept. 15, 2010 — Criminal trespass
Nov. 19, 2010 — Criminal trespass
Jan. 12, 2011 — Criminal trespass
Feb. 19, 2011 — Criminal trespass
April 20, 2011 — Criminal trespass
May 15, 2011 — Criminal trespass
Sept. 14, 2011 — Assault
Oct. 21, 2011 — Harassment-stalking
Dec. 19, 2011 — Turnstile jumping
Jan. 24, 2012 — Menacing with a weapon
Feb. 2, 2012 — Turnstile jumping
March 21, 2012 — Forcible touching
April 28, 2012 — Criminal possession of marijuana
June 17, 2012 — Criminal possession of marijuana
June 27, 2012 — Forcible touching
Oct. 2, 2012 — Forcible touching
Nov. 18, 2012 — Obstructing governmental administration
Dec. 4, 2012 — Assault
Dec. 27, 2012 — Turnstile jumping
Jan. 9, 2013 — Assault on a police officer
March 15, 2013 — Resisting arrest
Aug. 7, 2013 — Criminal trespass
Aug. 10, 2013 — Criminal trespass
Aug. 20, 2013 — Violation of unspecified local law
Aug. 22, 2013 — Criminal possession of marijuana
Aug. 28, 2013 — Criminal trespass
Sept. 19, 2013 — Criminal trespass
Oct. 16, 2013 — Violation of unspecified local law
Nov. 9, 2013 — Unspecified violation of state sanitary code
Nov. 27, 2013 — Assault on a police officer
Nov. 27, 2013 — Obstructing governmental administration
Dec. 28, 2013 — Criminal trespass
Jan. 24, 2014 — Resisting arrest
March 9, 2014 — Criminal trespass
March 12, 2014 — Obstructing governmental administration
March 21, 2014 — Resisting arrest
April 23, 2014 — Criminal trespass
April 25, 2014 — Obstructing governmental administration
April 25, 2014 — Obstructing governmental administration
May 24, 2014 — Public lewdness
June 6, 2014 — Resisting arrest
June 12, 2014 — Assault
July 10, 2014 — Violation of unspecified local law
July 23, 2014 — Sexual abuse
March 27, 2015 — Criminal trespass
July 4, 2015 — Violation of unspecified local law
July 24, 2015 — Resisting arrest
Jan. 7, 2016 — Violation of unspecified local law
Jan. 14, 2016 — Resisting arrest
Feb. 17, 2016 — Violation of unspecified local law
Feb. 23, 2016 — Criminal trespass
Feb. 26, 2016 — Violation of unspecified local law
March 12, 2016 — Assault
Feb. 3, 2017 — Criminal mischief
Feb. 3, 2017 — Criminal mischief
April 10, 2017 — Resisting arrest
April 10, 2017 — Trespass
Nov. 28, 2017 — Assault on a police officer, firefighter or EMT
Dec. 7, 2017 — Failure to report change of address as a sex offender
July 19, 2018 — Failure to register as a sex offender
March 29, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
April 4, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
April 28, 2019 — Persistent sexual abuse
April 28, 2019 — Forcible touching
May 8, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
May 14, 2019 — Criminal mischief
June 4, 2019 — Cemetery desecration
June 5, 2019 — Persistent sexual abuse
June 5, 2019 — Public lewdness
June 14, 2019 — Public lewdness
Aug. 8, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
Aug. 14, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
Aug. 15, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
Sept. 27, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
Nov. 6, 2019 — Criminal possession of a controlled substance
Feb. 4, 2020 — Assault
Feb. 17, 2020 — Assault
March 9, 2020 — Assault
June 16, 2020 — Assault of a victim 65 or older

I leave you to draw your own conclusions. 

Born on the 4th of July

The NYPD is going on strike this Fourth of July according to the New York Post.

Flyers are going around the precincts urging the cops to call in sick on the 4th of July. It gives them explicit instructions on how to call in sick without jeopardizing their employment. Up to and including coming into the precinct and demanding they call an ambulance. With the coronavirus bullshit there is no doubt that this could work.

You knew this was gonna happen.

It is the simple fact that liberals and Democrats don't live in the real world. They don't understand human nature and what people will do. For example the underground economy. They continual raise the sales tax and don't understand why people won't report their sales and their revenues go down when they raise the rates. They think they can insult and attack people and they are going to take it. The cops are not morons. They are not going to risk their lives to end up being put up on charges where they can get the death penalty when the arrest of a skell goes wrong. Atlanta is learning that lesson now. The rest of America will learn it soon.

I don't really hold a brief for the cops. I think in general they are lazy bastards. I think they went way downhill when they started  listening to the political correct and replaced dumb Irish guys with Hispanic lesbians who weigh 90 pounds. I know how this is going to go. The rich will hire their own police forces and keep anybody darker than Harry Belafonte out of their neighborhood unless they are rich rappers. The poor will be raped, murdered and victimized as their CVS and supermarkets are looted and burned down. The key is the middle class. They can't live in homogeneous neighborhoods like Carroll Gardens anymore because the liberals will prevent it. The cities are over. Unless they move to the suburbs. The middle class will have to develop their own militias to defend their homes. The cops are not going to do it. Gated communities will become the norm and not the exception.

In the meantime the liberals and the politicians are going to get a glimpse of what the future will look like without the police.

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

WKRLEM TV What Dr Fauci did to America

It was in the glass. And in his plans.

Small businesses that didn't quite cut it

The great Spanish Flu epidemic led to some authoritarian governors to close down businesses to avoid infections. But these were Americans and they refused to comply.

Famous Brooklyn Barber Guiseppi Conforti invented the maxi shaver that shaved ten people at once. Unfortunately it was not perfected and he managed to cut the throats of six customers at once.

His business could not survive this terrible accident so he went to work for his cousin Albert Anastasia. Who was very fond of barbershops. With similar results.

(Small Businesses That Didn't Quite Cut It by Doris Kearns Goodwin)

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Black Lives Matter

This happened yesterday in Manhattan. You can read the whole story in the New York Post. 

There also numerous stories about the protests about how Black Lives Matter.

Also many articles where liberal politicians, celebrities and main stream media voices demand that we defund and eliminate the police.

The last line of the article is particularly humorous:

"It was not clear what the attacker’s motive was in Friday’s assault."

Thursday, June 11, 2020

So now we know.....

David Chase the creator of the Sopranos has let the cat out of the bag. In a story in the New York Post it is reported that he called the famous last scene as the "Death Scene."

Spoiler alert: In the roundtable discussion, co-author Alan Sepinwall asked Chase, “When you said there was an end point, you don’t mean Tony at Holsten’s [the diner], you just meant, ‘I think I have two more years’ worth of stories left in me.’ ”
Then Chase, 74, dropped the bombshell: “Yes, I think I had that death scene around two years before the end … But we didn’t do that.”
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Noticing his epic leak, co-author Matt Zoller Seitz chimed in: “You realize, of course, that you just referred to that as a death scene.”
“F - - k you guys,” replied Chase upon realizing his blunder."
It has long been speculated that Tony was hit by the guy at the counter who went into the bathroom to get the gun. Chase finally admitted that was the case even though he tried to make it be ambiguous so you could read it any way you wanted.

The prequel to the series has been filmed and will come out next year with James Gandolfini's son playing the young Tony.

Can't wait.

WKRLEM: I Gotta Be Me

That's just the way it is Jack!

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Marilyn's diary

My Uncle Herman was way ahead of his time. He was the first person I knew who did drugs. Who even liked to give himself a heart attack and have me give him an adrenaline shot to get his heart moving. Who organized orgies. What really surprised me was that he was sexually fluid.

You see he a detachable penis. He was made up of over 1000 separate parts. Sometimes he would take off his penis and put it in my bedside table. He would dress up like a girl and rub his mangina. When he felt like that we would have wild lesbian sex. It was incredible.

He would rub my kitty into a pulp. And that was not fiction.

I loved my Uncle Herman. Even when he was my Aunt.

WKRLEM TV Are all NY cops Munsters?

Back in the days when everybody didn't hate the cops.

Even if they were Munsters.

Defund Cop Shows

The hysteria over Black Lives Matter has become almost as bad as the one with the Satanic Child Molesters. Remember that one. This is on a pace to be twice as bad.

The TV show Cops has been cancelled after thirty years. The hard core cop haters have demanded that the Networks cancel all the cop shows on TV. Or streaming. Which is fine by me. They don't have anything that can hold a candle to Adam 12. Or Dragnet. They can cancel all of them and I wouldn't give a shit.

Here is a list of the Top Ten Worst Cop shows on TV. Only because there are no good shows. Listed in order of suckitude..


This show is as old as my fucking socks and my socks are old as fuck. It was a spin off from JAG the Army Lawyer show based on Lindsey Graham getting raped in the Army. Starring Mark Harmon and this Pauley Person who quit or got fired after twenty years when his dogs kept trying to eat her on the way to craft services. I watched the first couple of seasons but I lost interest. Still it is on somewhere 24 hours a day.

9  Vera

This is an English show that my mother in law is obsessed with. It stars an old bag who solves crimes like Sherlock Holmes. It is actually a Holmes rip off as most English shows are. Either Holmes or Agatha Christie. Super smart detective with youngsters who run around and get all the details done. Of course they don't show the realities of England. No bitter packies or radical Muslims. No politically correct assholes who protest enforcing the laws. Good if you have trouble sleeping.

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

On Visual Representations, Inclusionary Symbols*, Offensive Weapons, Flags & Standards

What's the same?  What's different?  

What's the first thing you notice in each representation?

What stays with you as an overall impression?

*Courtesy of ampersand's request for a match.

Monday, June 8, 2020

WKRLEM: Watch Joe Namath get creamed

One of the funniest things I ever heard was when Claude Humphrey was about to sack Broadway Joe he yelled out "Watch Joe Namath get creamed."

The Jets offensive line laughed about that the rest of the game.

Defund the NFL

All of us have our own hobbyhorses. You know that issue that really gets you up in arms. For many moolies it is police brutality. For some woman it is sexual harassment in the Me Too style as long as it doesn't affect people who have the same politics.

For me it is the Anti-Americanism of the NFL.

We had a perfect example of the cowardice and the abrogation of American values in the recent Drew Breeze fiasco. He sent out an innocuous tweet that said that all lives matters. The virtue signalling and the social justice police came down on him and punked out like a little bitch.

Watch Joe Namath get creamed.

That's what football used to be about. Players on the field. Men were men and stood by their opinions. Their flag. Their country. They didn't surrender to the politically correct mob. 

Here is head poofter Roger Goodell abandoning a large segment of his fan base:

“We, the National Football League, condemn racism and the systematic oppression of black people,” Goodell continued. “We, the National Football League, admit we were wrong for not listening to NFL players earlier and encourage all to speak out and peacefully protest. We, the National Football League, believe Black Lives Matter. I personally protest with you and want to be part of the much-needed change in this country.”

I have given up on the NFL ever since the kneeling for the National Anthem began. I had been a fan for fifty years but I walked away. I urge all patriotic Americans to follow suit and leave this anti american league made up of felons and racial activists to stew in their own juices.

Defund the NFL. 

Saturday, June 6, 2020


Steele uses the word "pathos" to describe what we're seeing. Pathos is like a modern Greek word, πάθος which isn't fancy at all and just means passion. Another Greek word that comes to mind is κάθαρση which means catharsis. Catharsis originally meant "to cleanse" but later on to 'release through drama' as derived from Aristotle's Poetics -- which I've never read. I'm just into the word-sharing between languages. There has been an awful lot of pent-up energy in young people. So the marching is an ethnic release or cleansing.

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

On driving in and out

On the bill boards: Digital billboards in Indiana near the state line with Michigan draw attention to coronavirus policy differences between the Great Lakes state and its neighbors.  Steve Swick, the president and owner of Swick Broadcasting Company, said he and his business are behind the billboards. He said they didn’t get any payment to post the messages.  “I did it just to do it,” Swick said. “We hear and see all the frustrations of Michiganders that are going through. There was nothing political about it.”

On snips and swipes:  Salons and beauty shops in MI remain closed while salons in all other states have either fully or partially reopened, or have a reopening date scheduled.  Thankfully, however, Whitmer's science based concern for potential spread at drive-in movie theaters has finally eased and they're being allowed to reopen on the 8th.  The number of Executive Orders issued is now up to 111, as evidence someone is minding the store for all those supposedly smart Michiganders touted earlier in the crisis who still aren't allowed to manage theirs.  Meanwhile, testing supplies, readily available in other states, remain an issue.  Why? Because the federal government made her planning very difficult. 
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer told Congress Tuesday that Michigan still lacks enough supplies to fully ramp up testing for the coronavirus and said it is difficult to determine what the U.S. government is shipping and when. She said while the state is appreciative for the federal assistance, information about the types of testing supplies being delivered is sometimes inaccurate.
“It’s made our planning very difficult,” the governor told the House Energy and Commerce Subcommittee on Oversight and Investigations. “Supplies could be allocated more quickly. If we had a detailed breakdown of what was actually in the shipment, we could mobilize and ensure that we can make the best use of the supplies and hit our capacity.”

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Once you go black on Instagram you can never go back

The latest lame protest and virtue signalling stunt is posting a black screen on Instagram to protest the murder of George Floyd. A bunch of celebrity shit heads started it and now a whole lot of virtue signalling businesses are following suit. Many of the websites and business that we patronize are doing it. People that supply the stuff we sell on line. There is some pressure to go along with this or there would be some consequences.

I am posting photos of my flowers today. Beauty instead of these beasts. You can not surrender to the mob.

Still and all when will this lame virtue signalling stop?

I bet on never.

My All Time Fielding Team... Pitcher

The best fielding pitcher I ever saw was Jim Kaat of the Twins. He was like a machine. He didn't come to the Stadium a lot but I saw him make a couple of great plays in person. He was the best fielding pitcher I ever saw.

There was some other pretty good fielders that I could have picked like Greg Maddux and Bob Gibson. The one out of the box pick that I could have made was Jim Abbott the one armed Yankee pitcher. He was a surprisingly good fielder. But I had to go with the best.

When will get back to normal?

When is this phony coronavirus bullshit going to end?

I notice that Governor Witless in Michigan is ending her executive orders on Thursday and letting her state get back to normal. I guess when they are burning cop cars in the middle of the street it doesn't really matter if they wear masks. She can stop arresting barbers and start to worry about the savages looting Target and CVS.

It got so bad that I had to have the wife give me a haircut. She was really scared but she did it anyway. She was worried that she was going to mess it up. I told her I used to get my haircuts at the racetrack where it cost two dollars for a clipping. So I wasn't worried.

She did a creditable job. There's only one problem.

She won't let me cut her hair.

Small businesses that didn't quite cut it

For the family on the go that couldn't get the kids to school with a hearty breakfast these entrepreneurs came up with just the solution.

They would pick your kids up with a busty blond who would breast feed them on the way to school.

It was called Boober.