Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day!

It’s my favorite holiday!

I hope youse guys are enjoying it with your families!

A Little Rhetorical Assistance

For those who still have any Lefty acquaintances, I offer this.

When they start bleating about Texas, remind them they were the ones  who said George Floyd was a martyr and they were the ones who thought the hoodla should be allowed to run wild and they were the ones who wanted to defund the cops.

With a brick, if necessary.

This is all on them.

100,000%

So Romney and Cruz agree....more money for Ukraine and fuck the USA!

The Biden regime and it's allies in the corrupt congress have pushed through another 40 billion down the rathole that is the Ukraine. It's corrupt government that tried to destroy President Trump and enriched Hunter Biden and the Big Guy are getting their payoff. I wonder how much is going to stick to the fingers of the Biden crime family and the Ukraine government.

Neo-liberal site "Hot Air" has a post praising Romney and Cruz for falling in line to the duopoly and shipping pallets of cash to these corrupt cunts while babies are literally starving and illegals pour over our border and gas is going for more than 5 bucks a gallon. The permernat government and the uni-party have spoken and these cocksuckers fell right in line.

Only eleven patriots voted no in the Senate.

11 GOP NOs: Blackburn Boozman Braun Crapo Hagerty Hawley Lee Lummis Marshall Paul Tuberville

 Cruz has forfeited any claim to being a true conservative for the MAGA side of the aisle.  I don't want to hear any more bullshit about how conservative he is and what brilliant man he is because when you vote with Mitt Romney you are a dumb fuck.

Here is a pretty good Hallmark Movie that is not a sappy love story!

It stars the girl who was the daughter on Friday Night Lights.

She is a pretty good actress and might be the replacement for Candace Cameron Bure as the featured star of Hallmark.

It is not sappy and it is pretty interesting. Yes you have to suspend your disbelief a few times but I bet you will enjoy it,

Suspicious Minds might think this is worth our while?

It looks pretty good.

Except for Tom Hanks as Colonel Parker. 

But I will give it a chance.

You need to redefine your priorities when the world changes

I know a lot of the formerly conservative Republicans hated unions. You know that was because they represented big business and they hated unions. Now unions can be a terrible thing. Look at the teacher's union. A bigger bunch of grifters and groomers cannot be found outside of the editorial board of the National Review. But still and all unions can have their place in our nation and we need some of them here and now.

Look when I was a kid my uncles were in the ILA. The International Longshoreman's Union. One of the most mobbed up unions in the country. Yeah they took brides and were really corrupt. But they did protect the rank and file when it counted. When the containers came in they negotiated a contract that protected their membership and set up the badging in system that let most of them live their lives without having to go on welfare. I remember when they went on strike and there were fights with scabs. It was a tough dirty business. But there was safety in numbers and some protection for the working man.

Now they need to do the same thing to Amazon. Those workers are as exploited as any sharecropper or garment worker in a sweatshop. They need a union to hold Bezo's and the globalists feet to the fire. If we hope to become the party of the working class we need to get behind the idea of supporting unions and forcing businesses to make stuff in the USA. The time of getting butt fucked by the Chamber of Commerce and big business is over. Fuck Disney. Fuck Amazon. Fuck Twitter. Fuck Boeing. If they don't want to hire real red blooded Americans and pay them a living wage and let them be free then burn them to the ground. Addition by subraction.

We need to support unions. We just need to get the Mob to run them.

MAGA takes some interesting forms

 

Have youse guys been clocking the Pennsylvania Senate Primary for the Republicans?

There are three contestants that count. One is a Rhino asshole who no self-respecting populist would support. Then there is the TV Muslim quack Dr Oz. The God Emperor Amber Hurded the bed by endorsing him for some fucked up reason. I think because he was on TV. I heard he endorsed Sponge Bob Square Pants for City Controller in Vero Beach. 

Anywho there is one true populist in the race. Kathy Barnette. A black talk show host and podcaster who has the right attitude. She forthrightly states that she would not support the other two because they are Rhinos and the next best thing to a Democat. That is making the conservative inc guys shit their pants. They want us to support any estblishment asshole because he can "win." What do we win when people like Liz Chaney and Mitt Romney get elected? We get stabbed in the back and our agenda gets the bums rush. So why support the establishment? It is worse than a Democrat. At least if a Democrat is in it will get fucked up enough that a populist can win. 

Everything she is being critizied for is bullshit. She tweeted that Obama was a secret Muslim and supported Islam instead of the United States. She has said that supporting same sex marriage would lead to laws legalizing pedophilia and incest. With what they are doing with the groomers in Disney and the trans bullshit how exactly is she wrong.

Don't get me wrong. I don't know if she is the real deal. But I would much rather take a shot with her than these Rhino twats that would sell us down the river.

You can never believe what you see in the mainstream media

If you are a regular reader of this blog, you know the hatred and disdain we have for the mainstream media. They are without exception lying sacks of shit.

The weathermen are the worst.

All they did in the last couple of days is tell us that there would be a severe thunderstorm. High winds. Torrential rain. Thunder. Lightning. The whole bag of shit. 

Quess what? It barely drizzeled.

What a bunch of mooks.

Here is where we went wrong! The Adam 12 guys defend Hippies!

It's like looking in the mirror!

When even the Adam 12 cops go soft you know it was the beginning of the end.

I didn't know that Hallmark was turning to Horror to get ratings now that so many stars have left!

 

 I think that my current favorite show on TV is "When Calls the Heart" on the Hallmark Channel. Yeah, it's a sappy family show with a story that was originally based on a love story between a Mountie and schoolteacher, but it improved over time. It is based on this town in Canada and is sort of a cross between a soap opera and Little House on the Prairie. There are various characters that are cliches but still fun in an old-fashioned way. The noble Mountie. The shady saloon keeper. The virginal schoolteacher with the big tits. The Jewish storekeeper. The black preacher. All the people you expect to see on the Hallmark Channel.

One of the main couples is the owner of the sawmill Lee Colter and his wife the editor of town paper Rosemary. She was introduced as the former girlfriend of the original Mountie who was after the schoolteacher and later she married the richest guy in town. They are married in real life so their chemistry is really great. The one problem they have is that she can't seem to get pregnant. Season after season they are all sad because they can't start a family. They always seem to be ready to adopt whatever orphan that shows up but they never do. Until this season. The sawmill guy finally slipped one past the goalie. It is set in Canada by the way.

I thought that was great until I realized one thing. If they had a kid it would be Rosemary's baby!

Can you imagine the horror? A little demonic child in a wooden cradle screaming "You can suck my dick you fucking lousy Mountie!" "Teacher leave that kid alone and show me your tits!"

Hallmark will do anything for ratings it seems.

Rosemary's Baby!

Sending this out to Unknown Guy who we know who he is but we don't want to say

 

They are going to make a mini-series sequel to Justified starring Raylen Givens. It is called City Primeval and is based on the Elmore Leonard book. Of course, Raylen doesn't appear in the book, but they are going to shoehorn him in to replace the detective in the novel. Which is fine as far as it goes. The team from Justified is involved and some of the actors will be in it although I doubt that Boyd Crowder will be involved.

I just hope they have the right fucking trees. What kind of wood do they have in Detroit?

It is definitely a Legacy!

 

Thanks to Sixty for the heads up as I caught the first four episodes of Bosch Legacy and I have to say they were pretty good.

The series is based on the novels of Michael Connelly as was the original recipe Bosch series.  In fact, Connally is the show runner this time around. They eliminated much of the cast and concentrated on Harry as a private detective. This is true to the books that I read about a decade ago so I sort of remember the plots but am still surprised about some of it. A major subplot is the fact that his daughter is a rookie cop following in her father's footsteps. I have to say that this is particularly well done and very realistic. I had to laugh when they ran an ad for this show on "The Rookie" which is an ABC show that covers the same subject matter. In the glitzy Rookie the young cops are all movie star worthy looking. The female detectives could be super models. In Bosch Legacy the rookie cops are chubby Latina Lesbians. Very true to reality. Being a cop is a working class occupation. College educated people don't become cops anymore. Even the pipeline of young Irish kids from Long Island is over. It is a city job and it is only for city residents. None of the whites living in NYC want to be cops. So you basically draw from the working class black brown and even oriental communities. So Legacy is very realistic right off the bat. Bosch's daughter makes mistakes left and right. She is not perfect but she tries hard. I don't know if she should really be a cop because she is 90 pounds soaking wet and got her ass kicked twice in the first couple of episodes. Still it is a story I am willing to follow.

The other subplot involves the ultra-liberal lawyer Honey Chandler played by Mimi Rogers. Even with her woke bullshit she stills wants revenge on the mook who had her shot and is willing to bend any rule to get it. All of her liberal cant goes out the window. Looking at her I can only think of one thing.

She was married to Tom Cruise. Now she kind of looks like his mother. What kind of surgery did that fuck have so he looks so young? In scientology do you sell your soul to the devil to look young? IF so why didn't Travolta get the same deal? It just doesn't track.

Anyhoo I would recommend you check it out. You don't have to have seen the original series. It is on the new Amazon free streaming service called Amazon Freevee which used to be IMBD TV. They have some commercials but not a large block of them that you get in regular tv. So give it a try. I think you will like it.

Sending this out to Trooper

 I just started watching this, and so far, part way through episode two, it doesn't suck.

Finally the National Felons Leauge is admitting what we all know to be true!

 

As you know I have stopped being a fan of the National Felons League some time ago when the ignorant scumbags started kneeling during the National Anthem. I do read some sports blogs and occasionally a story seeps through to my consciousness that reinforces my decision. 

My favorite sports blog is Outkick the Coverage, and they just had a great post about former player and now ESPN analysist Bart Scott. I don't watch ESPN anymore either as it has become a virulently anti-white woke fest that trumpets how much they hate me and other old white men. You know the fans who they are dependent on to stay in business which seems more and more unlikely every day. 

Anywho this dumb ass said: “You have to get some tough guys, and everyone can’t be choir boys,” Scott said, via USA Today’s Scooby Axson. “When I was with the Ravens we had to make sure that we had at least two people on the team with a couple of felonies, just to make sure our street cred was right, when we had to go in these back alleys and have some of these dog fights."

Finally, someone who has the guts to tell the truth. The NFL looks to bring felons and criminals onto their team. The New York Giants are among the worst offenders. When I think about all the money I wasted rooting for them I just want to puke.

Professional sports is at a crossroads. The leagues and the sports media has become a one sided ultra-liberal woke fest catering to the worst segments of our society. They hate and scorn the white working class who are the backbone of their fan base. Hopefully they will wise up in time and these leagues will go bankrupt. They have a lot money from television but with more and more people cutting the cord maybe those big money contracts will no longer be there and they will sink into well earned obscurity.

Unless they steal the money. I mean they do have a couple of felons on every team.

What's my favorite charity? Bertha Williamson!

Do you know what a chucker is? Nothing to do with polo or any of that bullshit. It is a basketball player who shoots as soon as he touches the ball. He never passes even if his teammate is alone under the basket. He could be covered by three or four guys and he will still chuck it up.

One of the biggest chukkers of all time was Super John Williamson of the ABA's New York Nets. Which was hard to be since he played with Dr J when they won the ABA championship.

That's not the reason I remember him though. You see the Long Island Nets had a radio promotion in the 1970's. They would interview the star of the game and after the interview they would give $100 to the player's favorite charity. Mike DiTomasso goes to Super John "As the Gillete Star of the game Super John we are goning to donate $100 to your favorite charity. Who would that be?" "Yo you wants to know who be my favorite charity?" "Yes." "Bertha Williamson."

Bertha was Super John's wife.

So whenever anyone asks me who my favorite charity is I always reply "Bertha Williamson."

Never fails to totally confuse everyone.

Roe vs Wade is going to be cancelled.

VS

 

I think this is a great thing. They both suck.

One is disgusting fish eggs and the other is a very overrated basketball player who never had the skills of a Michael Ray Richardson or Super John Williamson.

Bann the both of them I say!

Marilyn's Diary

 

I loved my Uncle Herman and he loved me. Every night he would sneak up to my room and we would have wild nasty monster sex. Well almost every night.

You see he still loved my Aunt Lily, and she was a beautiful woman. In fact, she was a succubus who are famous in legend and myth as being irresistible to men. So when she turned on her charm Uncle Herman would often succumb. 

The thing was they had been married for about 450 years and Aunt Lily had sort of used up all of her tricks. They had done everything you can do sexually. Maybe three or four times by then. So even though she could get him interested she still needed to spice things up.

One night she found the answer. She had met this slim and elegant woman at the PTA meeting where she had to go explain why Cousin Eddie had so many pee-stained panties in his locker at school. They got to talking and it turned out she had a problem child too. Her daughter was very weird. Dressed in black all the time and spent her time torturing cats. They talked about getting the two of them together so they could get weird. Somehow it just never worked out though.

What did work out is that they became friends. Aunt Lily invited her over for dinner and Uncle Herman was immediately smitten. She was creepy and she was kooky and altogether spooky but they still had a lot of chemistry. They all ended up in bed together and went at like monkeys on Viagra. It lasted for a couple of weeks until they called a halt to it. You see her husband Gomez got wind of it and he was hot head so they decided to cool it. You see he was a spic and they carry knives so he would cut a bitch.

Uncle Herman came back to me. He always did.

I love my Uncle Herman.

Whose that author?

 

“Unless it’s an old man selling apples at the corner of Broad and Chestnut Streets, Philadelphia, on a cold winter day, I can’t think of anything more pathetic than setting out with the Brooklyn Dodgers for another season.” His cigarette was out so he lit another and continued. The words came faster. “Who’ve they got this year? For pitchers, Jake Kennedy, Frenchie De Voe, Harry Norman, Rats Doyle, Sam Henderson, ‘Fat Stuff’ Foster, and Razzle Nugent. Except for Nugent, Foster is the best of a bad lot. He had the best record last summer when he lost twenty games and won ten. That means the Dodgers are exactly half a game behind every time he takes the mound. They have a rookie from Elmira trying for shortstop, two new outfielders from the Pacific Coast, and a kid from somewhere up in Connecticut without any big-league experience who’s supposed to pitch them into the Series. Maybe.”

Time and tide wait for no man......

 

Did you hear about the drought they are having in Nevada? 

It seems that Lake Meade is drying up and low and behold they found a body in a tin drum. It had seventies era clothing and it is a good bet it was Mob related since the boys had a habit of dropping off goodies in the Lake back in the seventies and eighties. 

I wonder what other secrets will be uncovered.

Still and all I think it is really weird. I would never would have picked Meade as the dried out one.

The internet site that was visited the most this morning!

 I hope it helps!

Toldja... Well, Sort Of.

When you read this, you will have seen the morning headline that Roe v Wade is being overturned. Everything Fake News has said for 16 months about what happened 1/6 a year ago will be happening for real. The Park Police are already setting up the barricades.

So, let's see...

I Did That is the second most popular meme in the country behind Let's Go, Brandon, Elon Musk has Twat and some say he's looking at Tinder, with more to come. Courts are going after the mask mandate, DeSantis beat the Mouse and the Wokesters in Education and you can say it's sick, Brandon is looking more like Aunt Clara on Bewitched while Chlamydia is taking on the Chinese Floozy like the Titanic took on water, and companies are pulling back from Woke. Court and legislative inquiries are bearing fruit in bringing the facts to light in the public record both on the stolen election and the myriad corruption of the FIB and the big Jan 6 probe is going over like the lead balloon we all knew it was.

Yes, we are winning.

The collapse of Red China is picking up steam and the reign of the technolords seems to be coming to an end.

Yeah, economically, times ain't good. It's no surprise, but I hoped we'd be spared this with a rebellion over the lockdown, but the Demos kinda sorta got the message, so things had to wait until August instead of April when kids said they wanted to fu(k the Pudding In Chief, even though they were about 10 years older than he likes them.

We go into Spring with the Demos wanting to restart the Palmer raids, led not by just any Left wing psycho, but one who has to sing about it and panic-stricken because their pals in the Uni-Party wion't be taking their seats for the next couple of years, but a good many Trumplicans.

We can argue about if/when Donald  Trump gets to go back to DC, but it certainly looks like he's earned his place in Heaven.

Him and the guy who invented ultrasound.

Maybe Cinco De Quatro will become a legitimate American holiday in addition to the Mexican St Patrick's Day.

We belong to the Thunder

Today at Six o'clock in the morning there were two tremendous lighting and thunder blasts. It practically bounced us out of bed. It was so loud it felt like it hit our house. What was more ominous was that the second blast had a sound that continue after the initial sound. It really sounded like the aftermath of a bomb explosion. I actually thought that it might have been a nuclear blast that I heard. 

It that fucked up or what?

The same sound was heard in NYC. From the New York Post:

"The reason for the figuratively “super charged” thunder was a temperature inversion sat over New York City. To those on the ground, the temperature was 51 degrees but up around 900 feet, the temperature had warmed to 54 degrees, instead of the usual cooling with height.

That inversion can trap sound waves near the surface, according to FOX Weather Meteorologist and Data Weather Specialist Shane Brown."

I guess we are all getting jumpy with the situation of having a senile dumpster fire as President and an ego maniac in Russia who is losing the plot.

Not the way you want to start the day.

The first GAC family movie I saw left a lot to be desired.

 

I have been contemplating switching to GAC TV instead of Hallmark as they have hired the former President of the channel and bunch of their biggest stars. They are planning on going back to the basics of what made Hallmark great. No gays and toning down the interracial marriages to something resembling reality as only 9% of the marriages are interracial in the United States. So I DVRed a couple of them including their first offering "Jingle Bell Princess."

This had a bunch of classic Hallmark tropes. A princess stranded in Middle America well in this case Maine. You know bumpkin town. A widower who lives with his Mom and his precious daughter because he ist distraught over the loss of the wife. He even had the obligatory black best friend which is fine as they are protrayed as a black traditional family who are fully intergrated into the community as is the case in most places. The princess lands her plane. She wanders off the plane to find a cute puppy with a jingle bell around it's neck and the plane leaves without her. Shut up it could happen.

There are a couple of problems with this movie. First is the size. The movie is smaller than the frame of your TV. I don't know why that is. It seems to be cheap movie making. The cameos are not up to snuff. No faded stars of yesteryear like you would get in Hallmark. The Santa character is just some played out Canadian unlike Hallmark where he would be William Shatner or somebody like that. The romance is rudimentary and the conflict was no big deal. Still it was a pleasant way to spend a couple of hours.

They just need to up their game. I think Candace and Danica will force them to improve.

Heres hoping.

I had some time to kill

 So I made some stuffed mushrooms.

Slow and slow easy Sunday so we can have these as an appetizer.

I made spaghetti with cherry tomatoes, garlic, oil, ricotta salada and basil for the main.

Simple Sunday fare. 

“Below Deck Down Under” is the best one of the franchise

 I am addicted to the "Below Deck" shows on Bravo. You know the format, right? Some rich douche rents a super Yacht to sail for a couple of days with a crew of drunks, morons and sexual predators. It's sort of a Gilligan's Island for retards. Each week the guests gets worse and worse with their demands for specialty parties and weird menu items. The crew fight and fuck and mess everything up.

It's a meataphor for life!

Now there is the original recipe Below Deck, Below Deck Mediterranean and Below Deck Sailing Yacht. However, the newest one "Below Deck Down Under" is far and away the best one so far.

Set in Australia the photography is just superb. Especially the underwater shots as all they do is go scuba diving and snorkeling. I mean there are no great castles like in the Med which does has some great shots of Croatia or the beauty of Spain that you see on Sailing Yacht. 

The best part of the show is the crew. You have the best Captain of them all on this show. The dude is hands on and is not afraid to get his hands dirty. He is always jumping in and helping. Plus he will bust the balls of his crew in a good natured way. He was hazing this one hapless deckhand but when the guys toilet overflowed and he woke him up at 3 in the morning to quit he got up and helped him clean up the shit. The dude is awesome.

The stews are just alright. The foul mouthed Aussie slut who had been on Med previously is the chief stew and she really doesn't know what she is doing. She wants to be their friend and that doesn't work. I mean the relationship between the girls isn't toxic which is unusual for these shows because she has one problem child. This polish model type is the third stew. Her grasp of English is not that good and she doesn't know how to make most drinks or be able to carry stuff with out dropping them. She was a yoga instructor on her last ship so she was really hired for scenery purposes and to fuck up on camera. Which she does.

Still she does brighten up the scenery.

The show is on the Peacock network which I did not buy. I get it on the Cinema App which allows you to stream just about everything for free. Check if out if you can. If you are going to watch a Below Deck Franchise this is the one to see.

Well you what we do when that happens

Well, I got banned from the TV blog again! They called me racist and homophobic! They really know me!

I have been banned about ten times from that site. I use various names but now I think they tracked me by my IP or something since they banned me with one strike and mentioned previous things, I had said under a different screen name. I guess it is a good thing as I waste too much time there commenting on various TV shows. I like the give and take, and I would always get an enormous amount of likes for my posts and jokes. This time I got banned for calling the people who have tried to destroy Hallmark groomers. Imagine that I got banned on the Hallmark thread.

Now Hallmark isn't totally ruined although it is getting pretty fucked up. They are featuring same sex couples and every commercial only has mixed race couples in it. No all white or all black couples. Did you know that 9% of the married couples are interracial in America. On my TV it seems that it is  100% which isn't so bad if it had a point. The couple on Ghost is fine as the husband is likeable and funny unlike the original British version. Even that wokefest 911 Lone Star has a believable couple even thought the redneck firefighter is married to the very religious black lady. You can kind of believe those relationships. Most of the other ones not so much. So I pick and choose the Hallmark movies and tv shows I watch. 

Youse guys are going to be subject to reviews and discussions about them because I was banned from the TV blog. See. You thought this subject had nothing to do with you!

I have pretty much limited my TV viewing to Julia, Ghosts, NCIS Hawaii and the Real Housewives. Also Hallmark movies. They are all over my DVR.

Now you might have heard about the talent raids the GAC channel is pulling on Hallmark. They are signing some of the big stars to exclusive contracts like the Full House housefrau and the skinny bitch from the Wonder Years. Hallmark is replying by signing some of their stars to long contracts. It's like George Steinbrenner bought a TV channel. I love it.

You might know the Hallmark recipe. A girl leaves her high paying job in the city to go back home to her families failing bakery, Christmas tree farm, diner or animal shelter. She meets a salt of the earth widower with a cute daughter and a cute dog. The meet, argue and eventually fall in love as she decides to leave her job as an ad exec to work in her families blueberry patch. Now the format changes once in a while so when there is a slight variation it is very enjoyable.

In a recent offering called "A Tail of Love" they mix it up. An army guy who is coming back home to sell his families pet food company meets the lovely skinny blond girl who owns the rescue shelter next door. His family was a big supporter and donated lots of food and money to keep it going. They even sold the property to them to build the house and shelter. The evil businesswoman who bought the company decides to evict them because nobody can find a record of the sale. Hijinks ensue. It all turns out right in the end as the couple gets together and the Army guy adopts a rescue dog that had just come back from Afghanistan. You see this was set before Biden became President. 

I love these kinds of movies. Yeah I like sex and violence as much as the next guy if the next guy is Hunter S Thompson but I don't want to see politically correct bullshit which is all you see these days. This was a nice gentle comedy that is perfect to watch before you go to bed.

Plus you know what? GAC family channel plays reruns over night. Bewitched and I Dream of Jeanie!

Fuckin' A you can't beat this shit.