Sunday, May 30, 2021

Food X


A relative sent me a link to this Fox News story: it appears there is actually a demand for chocolate-covered cicadas. The treats pictured above are made by Chouquette, a local (Washington-area) upscale chocolatier.

MamaM cited a recipe for cicada linguine in a comment here. At least that dish has a lot of things to distract you: garlic, pepper, lemon juice, pasta, and probably a lot of wine. This here is just chocolate and bugs. I don't know what it would take to get me to eat one, but I wouldn't even think about it for under a hundred bucks.

Saturday, May 29, 2021

Notes From A Broad

Back from the Sunshine State (and you didn't even miss me).

A lot has happened and it may be time to take stock. First, it was interesting to see what states are doing well. FL, as I said, is booming. Construction, hardly any Closed signs, everybody out (nice to see people with faces again). TN doesn't seem to to be all that bad, although we mostly saw the countryside.

KY, with its Oliver Cromwell (or is it Lavrenti Beria?) governor leans a lot on its white Stephen Foster heritage, but its pretty grubby once you get away from the plantation houses.

GA, with its crooked Whig government, is a mess. Motoring through Hotlanta (not for the faint of heart) all you saw is its memorials to the Left - Andrew Young Blvd, John Lewis Freedom Pkwy, the Carter Center - and the crooked, racist Left at that (is there another?), but the state itself is still the same mix of po' white trash and overfed, equally poor, blacks its been since Sherman marched through. This is supposed to be the City Too Busy To Hate.

Would have been for the best if Uncle Billy finished the job the Rebs started and nuked the damned place.

The people in both states are nice, but they're the ones who voted for Trump.

One thing you get, driving around, is a lot of Fake News TV inflicted on you. ESPN opens its shows with a 5 minute Justice For George montage. All the morning shows can't wait to tell you how important masks are and how the whole world is getting vaxxed; Today even brought out the brood mare herself, Chelsea, to tell the world of her wonderful experience. Everything else is all black, all the time (you may see a white female on occasion) except for the Orientals telling us they're part of America, too (most of us knew that since grade school when we heard how the coolies dug for gold and built the railroads), but won't tell you it's the blacks who are trying to kill them.

I recall an episode from The World At War where one of the people in the resistance in Germany said he was so glad when he got drafted because the level of propaganda had gotten absolutely hysterical. It's just that bad.

Don't get me wrong.  Blacks on TV have never been an issue with me. I loved Cos in I Spy and Raymond St Jacques as a buffalo soldier who was Mr Yates' ramrod in the last season of Rawhide. If they're good enough, good on them, but, if many high-rated companies think they are going to make money excluding the white race, my best advice would be to talk to the kids at Coca-Cola.

I can understand how the number of households with a TV keeps decreasing.

Which is why the 'Net is so powerful.

Which brings us to the reasons why there is cause to be optimistic.

One of the grimmer ones is emergence of a new video showing cops firing on peaceful protesters on January 6. Before anybody went into the Capitol (and there's vid of them being shown in and shown around by the cops).

CDC has had to admit social distancing and masks were always a crock. Chalk that up to people being fed up and the facts coming out. The Feds have also had to concede that the Sino Sinus Syphilis did come from a Red Chinese lab and the Deep State Dwarf  is up to his nose in it. Then there's the nasty little reality that the number who died from it was nowhere near the half million claimed.

Then there's the economy. I know, going down the tubes. Commodity prices are up 3.5% and paychecks are worth 3.1% less than a year ago, this according to (are you ready?) Bloomberg 

Even better is the audits. They can't be ignored. And everybody can see the gyrations the Demos are going through to stop them. Too many of these revelations are already all over the Interwebz. Demos and even Dominion Voting are trying to threaten officials from carrying on, but to very little avail.

And, yes, batfans, it really does get better. The Eminent Mr Surber (or somebody who writes some of his posts) has been sounding rather wishy-washy the last few months since the rule of law didn't prevail under SCROTUS. That seems to be changing. Consider these words of wisdom, "the biggest problem for the Democrats is they cheated to win in 2020 by getting states to violate their own election laws to make it easier to stuff the ballot box with mail-in votes.

If Democrats do not codify those mid-election rules changes, Biden could be their last President".

This is the guy who was telling us we needed to ballot harvest. How do you ballot harvest ballots emailed from Red China, one might ask, but the defeatism seems to be gone.

And, yes, rebellion is breaking out. You see the masks disappearing whether state governors "allow" or not. People more sane than I are talking about bringing back Trump. Not just miss him, but reinstate him.

And then there's the great man himself.

"I think there’s gonna be a big problem because when people find out that all of these states are gonna flip, does that mean you go three-and-a-half years with somebody that is destroying our country?…"

Does that sound like a man who's waiting for 2024?

UPDATE: Looks like more people are now talking reinstatement.

The trolls have been pushing the Yes, but what can we do? line, trying to get the FUD to stick.

I guess we're just not snowflake material.

Friday, May 28, 2021

WKRLEM: Feech don't step on anybody's toes!

You know what's fucking sad?

I am really starting to look like Feech.

WKRLEM: Sixty calls it the old country

The Media is as corrupt as ever.

 Unaccompanied minors reached 19,000 in March which was a record. The Biden administration has them stuffed everywhere. They are shipping them from the border illegally and dumping them on the children relief services of red states in the middle of the country. The press is not covering it. They are hiding it in plain sight.

Luckily some of the Republican governors are refusing to take these illegals in. This is putting unpreceded pressure on the social services and charity organizations who have enough to deal with in our own country with our own people.

I think they are going to handle them the way a certain professor in Middle America handled her children.

It's not going to be pretty.

Trooper York's Word of the Day



  1. without suffering any punishment or injury.
    "the people who kidnapped you will get off scot-free"
    unpunished · without punishment · unreprimanded · unscathed · unhurt · unharmed · without a scratch · uninjured · undamaged · safe · scatheless
  2.              being able to walk in the woods without ending up with a dude in a skirt on top of you.
  3. synomyms: Sixtyless, no haggis in the baggis, me bonnie lies over billy ocean

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Paul Ryan and Liz Chaney want the Republican Party to be Civil


 Ace has a great post where he talks about the Quislings Paul Ryan and Liz Chaney who want to go back to the days where Republicans were civil and let the Democrats run roughshod all over them. From Ace of Spades HQ:

"Social libertarians like Paul Ryan -- and 90% of the Conservative, Inc. media -- fight for the left's social and cultural agenda, but not honestly, not straightforwardly by proclaiming their belief in the left's socio-cultural agenda.

No, the do so crookedly, sneakly. They advance the left's goals not by explicitly supporting the leftwing cultural agenda -- that would be too honest -- but instead by attacking conservatives for fighting back in the culture war.

They never have a damn thing to say about the left's constant cultural aggressions -- and do not propose to do anything about the left's nigh-unbroken string of culture war victories -- but they always have something critical to say about conservatives merely resisting the cultural left, or trying to push back on fronts where the left has recently seized ground."

This is exactly right. This is what is behind the attacks on Marjorie Taylor Greene for a little hyperbole that is par for the course on CNN or MSNBC. How many times had we heard talking heads call President Trump Hitler and his fans Nazi's? Now they vote to throw her off of her committees and there is even talk of expelling her from Congress.  Meanwhile vile anti-Semites like that Muslim piece of shit from Minnesota get off scot free. Where is the outrage  by McCarthy and Scalise over the Squad and the shit they pull? 

It's nowhere.

I say fuck them and the hobby horse they rode in on. We need to purge them out of the party. There is no place in the MAGA Republican Party for the likes of Ryan, Cheney, Romney or even McCarthy.  You say we need people like to take over Congress. For what? They will never vote for change. Meaningful change. We can grow the party with working class people who are socially conservative. There is a boatload of socially conservative Hispanics and Asians. You need to be out there pounding the fact that Asians are being attacked by black criminals who are the base of the Democratic Party. You need to pound the fact that their children are being denied educations because of affirmative action. You need to pound the fact that the Democrat's have become the party of the corrupt  big business monopiles like Amazon and Google. 

Screw these Rhinos. Lets get the Party where it needs to be. These weak ass bitches need to be terminated.

No more Mr. Nice Guy in our Neighborhood!

Same Bat action


"Say Bat Girl how are you doing?"

"Great Batman. Can I see what you have between your legs?"

"Oh sure. In fact I can give it to you. I usually let Robin use it but you can have it tonight. Just one thing."

"What's that?"

"When you are finished can you chain it up?"

"Damn Catwoman was right. You are a freak."

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

WKRLEM: Feech Talks About The Old Days

Hipster Holocaust

Hipster Holocaust Chapter Seven

Vincenzo “Slappy” Aiello sat in a lawn chair in front of his club on Carroll Street between Columbia and Van Brunt. Just as he had for the past sixty years. The location of the club had changed over the years. It had originally been on President Street when he ran with the Gallos. They had come and gone. Shot across the sky like a comet. The Kid was still around but he stayed in Manhattan these days. Albert was a capo just like him and they were sort of co-equals in their crew. Of course they were both sort of semi-retired. Which happens when you get into your seventies. Your late seventies. Still life was good. 

Vincenzo had a routine. He liked to have his breakfast at the little coffee shop on Court St. One of the various cash businesses he owned in the neighborhood. He had the coffee shop. A wine and cheese bar. A laundromat. A couple of bodegas. The bagel store. He was the owner of all of them. Or at least a partner. A silent partner who spoke loudly when it conflicted with his interests.

The sun was warm today. He sat back in his chair. Nothing much was happening today. Just the usual. He sipped on his sixth cup of espresso. Put it back on the small table that sat next to his chair.  He nibbled on a biscotti fresh from his bakery. One of the young kids came out from the club. Kids. Ha. He was thirty if he was a day.

“Do you need a refill Mr. Aiello?” “No thank you Geno.” “Got a question?” He nodded for him to go on. “The Arab down at the body shop didn’t make his vig this week. I wanna know what you want me to do?” Vincenzo looked up at him. Squinted actually as the kid had the sun over his back. He shook his head at him. The stunard didn’t know that he never talked about any of these details. Especially with a low level mook like Geno. Not out on the street where the feds could have a mike set up to wire tap him. There was reason why he was not in the joint like most of his peers. He handed him his cup and motioned with his thumb over his shoulder pointing at the inside of the club. Geno looked at him. Nodded. Took the empty espresso cup and walked back in the club to get him a refill.

Vincenzo looked out at the traffic on the street. What little of it that there were these days. The neighborhood had become very quiet. Not like the old days when he was kid before they built the expressway and cut off the waterfront from the rest of the people. Then it was all pushcarts and commerce. All of the old Italian businesses had moved away. The pork store. The vegetable stores. Even the bank. Now it was all brownstones owned by people with money. There had been a tough time in the seventies and early eighties with a lot of crime. The moolies had come out of the Red Hook Projects. His manpower was limited so he could only protect a couple of streets. It took that asshole Giuliani to clean it all up. The only good thing that worthless fuck ever did.

A nanny was pushing a stroller across the street. None of the rich women took care of their children. They left them in the care of a Mexican or Haitian all day long. Good only knows how those poor bastards would turn out.  The Chinese mailman was putting letters in the mailboxes at the top of the stairs in the condo across the street. Now a day’s most of the buildings were condos. Or rentals to Wall Street wannabees who couldn’t afford a brownstone yet. The longshoreman and their families who had lived there when he was a kid were long gone. The docks were all closed. All of the shipping had moved to Howland Hook and Jersey. All of the money and opportunity and moved on with it. There was still money to be made in South Brooklyn. Gambling. Loans. Drugs. He had a finger in all of it. It wasn’t what it used to be, but it still was a nice sum at the end of the month.                                                                                                                             

People passing by would say hello or acknowledge him in one way or another. Not the homage that he used to receive back in the seventies but still the old timers knew who he was. A couple of elderly widows passed by pushing their carts on the way to Court St to do some shopping at Esposito’s pork store or the IGA on Henry Street. It was a long walk but they were hardy individuals which is why they had outlived their entire families. Both widows nodded at him and said “Hello Vincenzo” in soft voices as though they were telling a secret. He nodded and said, “Good morning Ladies.”

A young girl in a stylish outfit strode confidently down the street. She was a beauty, and she knew it. She smiled at the dapper old man in the chair and said hello. He smiled at her and she smiled right back at him. Back in the day he would have pursued it. But he was past all that. Still he enjoyed the nostalgia of it all. 

The UPS guy walked by and said “Hello Mr. Aiello.” He looked at the girl who was up the block. “That’s a nice piece of ass eh?” Vincenzo looked at him with his eyes hooded and his grim face on. The big cuich's bowels turned to water. “Sorry Mr. Aiello. No disrespect.” “Get lost.” “Yessir Mr. Aiello.” 

The idiot kid next door was bringing his wagon down the stoop. He was a fixture in the neighborhood for as long as he had been alive. He was a half a retard and was always with his mother. That bitch on wheels had tortured the poor dummy all his life. She took him out of grammar school and kept him out of school since the seventh grade. They had money. She owned a couple of the brownstones on the block so they were well set up with the rents. He rolled his cart up to the club.

“Do you need anything Mr. Aiello? I am going up to the store and I can pick up anything you need.” “No kid thanks anyway.” “Sure thing Mr. Aiello.” 

He looked at him as he pushed his cart up to Hicks Street huffing and puffing since he was so out of shape and unhealthy. It was like looking at one of the last vestiges of the neighborhood walking down the street. The idiot must be sixty if he was a day. Probably be dead soon. Just like everyone else he had known. It was just getting old being old.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Those dirty Scandi's are taking over my TV

 So do youse guys know what Scandinavian Noir is all about?

It's a type of film drama that thanks the atmospheric tropes of Film Noir and presents it in a Scandinavian setting. There are several TV series available on various streaming services that are part of this movement. The Bridge. Wallander. The Killing. Bordertown. Some of the Brit series picked up on the style like River, Marcella and Broadchurch. 

So what the fuck is Scandi Noir. It is brooding protagonists. Shitty rainy settings. Everybody is depressed. Life sucks. You know realism. Just the way the world is these days. Every day and always as a matter of fact.

The whole concept was inspired by the novels of the Martin Beck series of novels by Maj Sjowell and Per Wahoo. I remember reading them when they first came out. They in turn were inspired by the novels of Ed McBain another crime writer from America. I think all of the show runners grew up on these tales just like I did and used the inspiration to generate these new stories. They even made a rip off movie starring Walter Matthau called the Laughing Policeman where they used one of the stories. It sucked. But the new rip offs are much more engaging.;

This is all a long round about way of talking about a new series called Mare of Eastown. It's set in small town Pennsylvania where everybody knows each other. The performances starting with the star Kate Winslet are uniformly good and it has all the trappings of Scandi Noir. So I say give it a try. You might enjoy it. It's on HBO Max or you can steal it the way I do. 

Highly recommended. 


Monday, May 24, 2021

I am not reading these posts.....Just Browsing Scene

Brood X

The last few days, whenever I step outside or even open a window, I'm assaulted by Seventeen-Year Locust Surround-Sound. (They're officially cicadas, but I grew up with locust.) I have to say I like it, though I'm less fond of the crunch-crunch-crunch when I walk on the sidewalk.

They're all members of "Brood X," which sounds like a low-budget horror movie until you realize that the "X" is a Roman numeral. There are apparently XII broods, each with its own territory and on its own schedule. Plus III broods of 13-year locusts, which I hadn't known about until today. The parks people hung a helpful sign on a tree in our little neighborhood park:

Here's a better look at that map.

The National Park Service did a nice FAQ, which includes this note:

By coming out in huge numbers, all the predators that eat cicadas can get their fill and there will still be plenty of cicadas left to breed and perpetuate the species. It’s a survival strategy called prey satiation.

Sunday, May 23, 2021



Overheard at Lem's: 

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...Definitely an animal face- I see a kitty.

The kitty is obvious in that Santana debut album -- but can you see others?

The story behind the cover art. 

Saturday, May 22, 2021


 Overheard at Lem's: 

...the chemical composition of wood, the many roles that trees and wood play in our lives,.. Link

Xylenes were in the air no doubt during that bake-off. And you probably caramelized all the xylose in that sap. Then there's xylophones:

Added: Can of Queso links to a new Femmes song in the comments:


Also, a concert poster from the 90's in Italy

Bowls...Smowls....I prefer Bowling!

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

The Case of the Disappearing Salon


 My dear Holmes,

It is your most humble petitioner, Inspector Lestrade. As you well know it has been many years since I have last requested your assistance in the troubling matter of the disappearance of Lord Douchebag and also quite some time since we examined the obscene affairs of the odious Lady Chatterley and her grass stained lover. Today I must ask for assistance with respect to these horrible people.

As you know we often review old case files in an attempt to discern if circumstances have changed or new information has come to light. It seems a remarkable transformation has occurred in the salon of the noxious Lady Chatterley. She has closed her salon and banished all the many miscreants out into polite society. These poor unfortunates who are barely literate and in need of our succor and understanding were left wandering the streets in search of some other false deity to flagellate them and torture their benighted souls. Bereft of the solace of their common herd they are bewildered and lost. I have no understanding as to why they were expunged except that the syphilitic psychoses of their host must finally have reached it's zenith. They could no longer cover it up and so had to loose their misbegotten acolytes on to our society. 
Pray tell have you any news about this most unusual occurrence? Perhaps one of your irregulars might have some insight as they are well acquainted with the dregs of society where these poor unfortunates dwell. The Yard has called upon me to prepare for any new vile plans that this most despicable couple might be planning. I am most desirous of your council and advice.

Please give my best to your brother Mycroft who I now recall has moved to countryside of Yorkshire to work on his art and his continuing acts of charity. I know that he felt moving to the country would be salubrious and conducive to his health. I hope his work with young orphan boys will assuage his loneliness and allow him to live a fulfilling and happy existence. 

I remain as always,
Your obedient servant,
Inspector G. Lestrade
November 12, 1898

WKRLEM: One Monkey Don't Stop No Show

Life was simpler then. 

But things have changed. Sonny was lucky with that tree. Just sayn'

One Monkey don't stop no show


So the black lesbo Mayor of Chi town has said she will only talk to black or brown reporters. No Irish need apply. Per Red State:

“As ⁦@chicagosmayor reaches her two year midway point as mayor, her spokeswoman says Lightfoot is granting 1 on 1 interviews – only to Black or Brown journalists,” NBC Chicago’s Mary Ann Ahern tweeted."

So as usual black racism goes unremarked and unpunished. A small caveat to that is one Hispanic Journalist canceled an interview because of this policy. Gregory Pratt ( a Hispanic name if I ever heard one) of the Chicago Tribune refused to do  an interview because of this new blatantly racist policy. Will any of the other ultra liberal members of the press follow through? Or will they brush it off as they did most of the transgressions of this idiot. 

I don't know. Maybe she can stop this show.

The Democrats are starting with their attacks on the Jews


Well it seems that all the work that AOC, Rashida and the rest of the Squad have been doing has not gone to waste. A roving band of Muslim terrorists went on a rampage in LA last night. They went to a restaurant and demanded to find out who were the "Jews" and proceeded to beat them. Now the savages of BLM had pioneered the harassments of innocent diners and their fellow travelers the filthy Muslims have followed suit. It is so bad that even the shitty mainstream media like Newsweek has to report it.

Of course they are attempting to minize it. There will not be any hate crime designation because white people can not be the victims of hate crimes. Which  I guess is good news for the Jews.

Now they are considered "White people."

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

What about that new joint for the former victims of TOP?

 As you might know there was a meltdown at TOP a couple of weeks ago and the comments were shut down. A bunch of those poor saps who still followed that shit show set up a new joint to converse and perverse as it were. I joined up to see what was what and have mentioned our little joint to see if I can get some people to drop by.

I don't know how long they will be in business but I wish them all the success in the world. They have a few solid contributors but the format does not seem to lend itself to long term conversation.

It's all in the game my friend.

Whose that Girl?

 She knew that Lady Godiva was a freedom rider and was old enough to know her personally. She really hated her cousin's husband and had the sexist daughter ever on National TV. Later on she moved to Florida and became a real pain in the ass.

She cursed like a truck driver, looked like a truck driver and was a truck driver in World War Two. This is her military driver's license photo. 

Whose that girl?

They finally found my Baby picture

 I don't know when it all changed. Well I do know. When I got the pacemaker.

Still I did enjoy myself until then.

I am off for some gluten free lunch.

Fuck you.

Monday, May 17, 2021

The Babe Abides

"Hey Babe don't point that thing at me unless you are gonna use it."

"That's what Dale said last night."


"Never mind. I just want some burgers. We are going to you new restaurant and grab about twenty burgers or I am gonna shoot your tassels off cowboy."

"No problem Babe. I would be happy to set you up. I could eat a horse."

"Again. That's what Dale said. Enough bullshit. I want to get the feedbag on."


The Playoffs are starting and nobody gives a shit


The NBA playoffs are starting to the immense disinterest of most of the fans in America. After their descent into hating America and celebrating Black Lives Matter the NBA has lost more than half of it's viewership. From being apologists for China's slave trade to calling for cops to be murdered like Lebron did they have lost a huge portion of their former fans.

As you might know I used to be a big basketball fan. I bought season tickets to the Knicks when Patrick Ewing was drafted by the Knicks. I spent many years going to two to four games a week. It was a lot of money and a lot of commitment. Now I wouldn't go if you paid me. Like football and now even baseball they have lost me forever. I just hope that they lose their TV deals and take a financial hit. I don't know if that will happen since the TV executives are as woke as anyone but can they justify it to their shareholders?

Trooper York's Word of the Day



  • a lump of phlegm or spittle.
"he sounds like he's trying to hawk up a loogie"

  • a German weapon made of spit used in World War 2

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Parabellum, Molon Labe, and 2nd Amendment Sanctuaries

I spent the weekend turkey hunting with my son, my nephew, my brother, and his friend. This was the first time I'd been hunting in about 45 years. The last time was shortly after my dad gave me a .22 caliber rifle because, well, that's just what fathers in Wisconsin did back then. Rite-of-passage and all that. I went squirrel hunting with a best friend, we each shot a squirrel, and I felt terrible. So I put the gun away. Now I came from a gun-toting heritage as I explained in part back here

We didn't get anything both mornings, even though we could hear toms gobbling. So no animals were hurt. We did get to shoot some cool hand guns because my brother's friend is a collector. He brought along a 9mm German Luger and a .45 caliber 1911 Browning service pistol. Both weapons have storied histories on two sides of major twentieth century conflicts. The Luger especially intrigued me:

The 9 mm weapon first appeared in 1908 and was called the Parabellum Pistole. "Parabellum" is Latin for "prepare for war." What an understatement in 1908. I particularly liked the stamped engravings; the word "beladen" (loaded) appears when a round is chambered:

The word "gesichert" is revealed when the firing pin is safetied:

Of course we had many discussions of gun laws and the intentions of the Biden Administration and nascent Harris Administration. The locals are not convinced that the Fed's intentions are kosher. Universal gun registration followed by gun confiscation IS the ultimate goal. How do I know this? I know too many Dems on board with the notion that all guns are icky and need to be rounded up and destroyed, just like in the rest of the Anglosphere. Funny, nobody ever mentions Switzerland. The other side's attitude is best summed up by the defiant Greek expression μολὼν λαβέ (come and get them) first uttered in 480 BC.

There is another movement brewing called "2nd Amendment Sanctuaries."  The usual suspects in the media are calling this movement anti-common sense. That's a bit rich coming from the side that backed and continues to back Sanctuary Cities. I say turn about is fair play. 

Why you can’t trust the CDC...look what they did with the last big health crisis!

Friday, May 14, 2021

Warning, Will Robinson!

I'm getting a big red screen when I try to surf to Levity and Surber on Chrome. Something in Gargoyle's Safe Browsing, they say.

That, or Dr Goebbels knows where we live.

If you get said red screen, click the Details button and you can be taken to this den of iniquity forthwith.

I forget who it was 5 years ago when I was getting all wound up over Trump being accused of everything under the sun and people (Troop or Sixty, I think) saying, "Hey, we're just a little corner of the Blogosphere. We really don't matter". Could be we do.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to getcha.


UPDATE, Will Robinson.

Turns out it was a "mistake" by Blogger.

That, or a test run.


Not for any particular reason.

Just because!

Trooper York's Word of the Day



  1. harmful to health.
    "an unhealthy diet"

Joe Biden is the Devil.....I have proof

We went to fill up the tank yesterday since we were afraid that we were back in Jimmy Carter times where they would be rationing gasoline. With the problem with that pipeline being held for ransom we thought it would be wise to have a full tank as soon as we could get one.

Gas has been steadily rising in price since the God Emperor was deposed by the forces of the Devil. I remember taking a photo of the gas pump the day before the election


These were the prices before the election. I took the photo then because I knew if Biden was elected the cost of energy would skyrocket. As it did.

Anyway I went in to get $20 of regular. That used to fill up our tank, It didn't do it now. Instead it gave off the mark of the Beast. 666. Proof positive that Joe  Biden is Satan.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

A New National Symbol?

 The Samoan Fruit Bat:

It's perfect for the New America: an intersectional blend of Froot-Loop and Moonbat, and not actually American at all.

The pic above is one of the recent National Parks Quarters. The Mint will also be releasing a series of Pioneering Women Quarters, and Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen wants to hear your suggestions. Of course, they must be "...women known for their work in civil rights, science, the arts and abolition, among other areas, with an emphasis on women from "ethnically, racially and geographically diverse backgrounds..." They also have to be dead.

I plan to nominate suffragist, temperance crusader and Prohibition Party leader Frances E. Willard. She's not very diverse, but I'd love to see that face, and that pince-nez, on a coin. (Here's my favorite picture of her.)

So far, at least, our currency still has the look of a safe, stable medium of exchange: sober green, with pictures of neoclassical buildings and dead politicians. But I suspect within a decade we will have gone Full Third World -- hues of peach and magenta, and pictures of wind farms, Natural Wonders and poets nobody has heard of. And, of course, lots of zeroes:

The Sixto Sense

 "I have won the prize." "It is not for my blog." "I gave it to the fat Irish man. It is his white privilege."

"So they gave me the plug. Not the plug for the butt like the one they gave that maricon fudge packer Aaron Rodgers. It is the plug for the spark."

"I see car people."

Trooper York's Word of the Day




  1. characterized by vulgar or pretentious display; designed to impress or attract notice.
    "books that people buy and display ostentatiously but never actually finish".
  2. Conspicuous consumption - "she is so ostentatious that she would go on a boat with Robert Wagner and not be afraid that she would not float.

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Screw Covid.....Let's Dance...with the Devil

Marilyn's Diary

 I could never understand why my Uncle Herman got tired of banging my Aunt Lily. I mean she was a very sexy woman even thought she was 650 years old. Now I know he loved my young and nubile body but he should have had enough spunk to throw one to Aunt Lily now and again.

She got increasingly frustrated as he began to ignore her. She would dress provocatviely and act all sex kitten like when she made him his dinner. He was oblivious to it all. He did keep sneaking up to my room and sticking into my tight virgin pussy so he got off but it didn't do anything for Aunt Lily.

When Uncle Herman up and left us for that whore Carol Herman it was a shock to all of us. No one more so than to  Aunt Lily. She went off the deep end. Her sexuality came to the fore. She didn't care anymore. Eddie was grown up enough and had his own concerns. She wasn't worried about me. So she indulged herself and as a succubus she could get pretty indulgent.

She would host orgies with that New York ad man and his French Canadian wife. Charlie would bring all the girls. That Squeaky was a stone freak. Aunt Lily would lounge around all day in her sexy underwear masturbating openly in front of everyone. It got to be a little much. I have to admit I was not immune to her charms. 

Every once in a while I would have a little munch.

Of carpet.

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

As our good friend and Western Historian edutcher could tell you chow mein is an American invention not a Chinese one. Much like chop suey it was a dish popularized in California during the Gold Rush where the chinese  cooks would whip something up for the hungry miners with whatever was on hand.

Chow mein and chop suey were staples of old fashioned Cantonese style Chinese food. That was the food that most Americans were familiar with in the 1950's and 1960's when they went our for chinks. It wasn't until the 1970's that Szechuan and Hunan styles became popular. The spicy Szechuan style become very popular in the mid seventies when I was first starting out as an accountant, My boss Eddie Deutsch was an old style Yid who had about twenty Chinese Restaurants as clients. We would go there with our adding machines and green ledger papers and do the books in between the lunch and dinner rush. That's right. I would bring an old school adding machine with an extension cord to add up the ledger that I would write by hand. No computers. We didn't even have calculators. Just pencils and paper.

When we would come in the waiters would run around like General Taso's Chicken without a head and shout "Eddie Kuaiji Si" which means accountant in Chinese. We would find a table in the back and set up shop. One of our joints was on 46th and Second Avenue. In fact it was his first client and was a feeder for new businesses. A waiter and a line cook would come to work there and learn their trade. Then they would start their own place somewhere in the City and of course they would want us for accountants. So we would get a new account somewhere in the Bronx or Staten Island. This was the time of full service sit down Chinese Restaurants before they started hole in the wall take out joints that seem to be on every other block these days.

Anyhoo the workers would all come out to eat their lunch during this time. They would all sit around the big table and they would put a big bowl of something in the middle of the table. Everyone would have a small  bowl of rice and would fish out stuff with chopsticks and put it in the bowl. When I say fish out I really mean fish out as it was usually fish heads or some other offal that I would never eat in a million years. So they would bring me a plate and it was often Chow Mein.

I make my own Chow Mein these days. I make it West Coast style which is with soft noodles which is often called Lo Mein on the East Coast. The other kind is with fried noodles which is mainly what you get when you order it in New York. It is called Hong Kong style. In any event it is a lot better than fish heads or tripe in brown sauce.We can't eat good greasy Chinese food with MSG anymore. It is not gluten free and the wife can't have it. If I am going to get anything on the sneak it is gonna be pizza so say goodbye to fried dumplings or chow mein.

But at least my hair is perfect.

Monday, May 10, 2021

Trooper York's Word of the Day


  1. not able to be saved, improved, or corrected.
    "so many irredeemable mistakes have been made"
    inveterate · habitual · confirmed · hardened · incurable · unreformable 

Nancy Pelosi wished Willie Mays a Happy Birthday

 Nancy Pelosi issued a statement to commemorate the 90th birthday of former San Francisco Giants Superstar Willie Mays.

"I would like to congratulate Willie Mays on his 90th Birthday! I long remember when he gave me my golden ticket and I enjoyed all of his fabulous candy. I believe he eventually went on to found Girdadella chocolates a landmark company in San Francisco,. Say Hey Willie!"

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Oh, no, he's ba-a-a-a-ack

 OK, batfans, know I'm preaching to the choir, albeit one tired of hearing it, but I think this stuff is important.

First, we have a video. I hate having to watch videos because they disturb the house and you can't carry them around like hard copy (or Geraldo or A Current Affair).

This, however, is different. This kid is what Barry Ozero was supposed to be. Not only is is bright, clean, articulate, and without a trace of negro dialect, but he's actually smart, he actually thinks for himself, he actually researches stuff.

Talk about my kinda guy.

But now to the tape. He shows us how the fix was put in. And then he talks about how the Constitution protects us from this. But, best of all, he gets mad. Mad at the party hacks called judges who refused to hear these cases all across the country because we are being robbed of our rights.

His channel on YouTube is Behizy. He is going after all the states involved in different videos; AZ, especially, but also GA and PA. I urge you all to take a gander.

OK, this second item is off Gateway. And this is very nifty.

You may or may not remember how PA had to admit that, in the last election, it came out with 200,000 more votes than voters. Now multiply that by 20.

So we get news from Gateway that the Census, which is supposed to be the Voice On High for vote tallies (Gateway shows that's pretty much a crock) is 4 million votes short of what is claimed to be the official tally.

And, yes, Virginia, it gets better. If Donald Trump got 74 million votes, according to Fake News, supposedly, the lying dogfaced pony soldier got 80 mil, right?

For that to happen, of the 255 million Americans of the voting age population in '19 (add maybe 3 mil for '20), of which 60% of them would have had to have been registered (also according to the Census), to get ~153 million votes cast, there would have had to have been 100% turnout.

Statistical impossibility, right?

So, why is this all important. We all know the Lefties running the clown car in DC have been doing stuff that is already making life in this country bad on a geometric scale.

And it's going to get worse. Gas prices are going up. Commodity prices are already up 3.5%. The lying dogfaced pony soldier may not understand that stuff because he's lived off government his whole life, but the average working stiff does. The fearmongering about Bat Soup Complaint goes on and now we're told to watch out for all those variants.

The lockdown persists, Deep State Dwarf says we'll be wearing masks forever, and people are going stir crazy, witness all the mass shootings.

BLM and Antifa are the Demos' SA.

By summer, I think this country is going to be looking for another alternative to the lying dogfaced pony soldier. And, no, I don't think it's Chlamydia. Even the Demos seem to be worried about her. You see Heels Up even less than FICUS. 

And the first time you have not only another Ashli Babbitt, you'll have another Rosanne Boyland, Benjamin Phillips, and Kevin Greeson, and maybe more.

And Trump's announced he's going to start up the MAGA rallies again.

The truth is coming out and, even at Insty, you're seeing a lot more attention paid to the Democrats, going back 100 years, who got us in this mess.

But that kid at Behizy. Young, black, and he's not shilling for the Demos. He's the future, I think.

Mother’s Day Three

Happy Mother’s Day Two

Happy Mother’s Day!

Saturday, May 8, 2021


 Oglaf again, of course.