Monday, August 8, 2022

Theresa got married......not a hair out of place


Theresa Guidice got married Saturday. Her hair was to say the least... amazing.

How many horses lost their tails for that?

There was a lot of drama involved in the nuptials. Her brother and sister-in-law did not attend. Typical of a ginzo wedding. I can't tell you how many weddings I went to where stuff like that happened.

She got a spin off series out of it.

But I doubt the marriage is gonna last. The guy seems like a real grifter and they always expose themselves. Still it might last as long as she is on TV. 

Good luck to the happy couple.

You're The One That I Want...... If you were still alive

She could rock a black skintight suit that's for sure.

Saturday, August 6, 2022

On Pile-ups & Pointing in the Wrong Direction


Hard to decide which I appreciated more about this one, from Powerline's Your Lying Eyes Edition of The Week in Pictures.  The SLOW sign pointing at him and in the wrong direction for the traffic with nowhere else to go, the loose gravel warning, the peg leg, or seeing the most dangerous thing on the road all geared up for safety with a mic in his hand.  Hat's off the the one who put this together.  

The other pile-up provided a visual that made me smile in the face of the weariness "living in the era of peak gaslighting*" entails.  The What's Being Peddled/Pedaled version of things going swimmingly! 

*From John Hinderaker's quote in the intro: "We live in the era of peak gaslighting. Recession? What recession? Inflation? The price of gas is falling! The border? We’re plugging the gaps in the wall! Hundreds of billions of dollars in more deficit spending? We’re fighting inflation! Foreign policy? It’s going swimmingly!

Thursday, August 4, 2022

You can see how our society has devolved in the simplest things......

 Did you hear what happened with the woke "Batgirl" movie.

The movie studio decided that it sucked so bad that they were not going to release it. Burning 90 million dollars in costs because it was irredeemable. The movie was made by the two Muslim directors who botched the new Ms. Marvel series for Disney that also tanked.

They got a Latinx girl to play the red headed Irish girl from the comics. It is another act of gingercide as every red headed white character from Barbara Gordon to the Little Mermaid has been replaced by a minority because...reasons. They were setting up a change in the DC universe in the movies. They are failing miserably in relation to Marvel, so they decided to go full woke. The big three for the last forty years in DC comics has been Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. The plan of the woke executives was to replace them with Batgirl, Supergirl and Wonder Woman. They were going to kill off Superman. Batman was to be retired and played by the ancient Michael Keaton in this movie. Wonder Woman is going full lesbian. It was all to be set up by this movie and the upcoming "Flash" starring that pedophile kidnapper guy that has been all over the news. Well, that was the plan.

When the new corporate honchos found out they pulled the plug. The test audience hated this movie. It was poorly made, and the special effects sucked. The directors didn't want to sexually objectify Batgirl so her costume fit like a potato sack. They were willing to eat that money to avoid turning their brand into a woke catsophe.

Comics and comic book movies are declining rapidly. Both of the big two Comic book companies are failing and about to go bankrupt. The movies are declining in earnings precipitously. You see comics were made with white heroes for the most part for young geeky white kids to buy. The wanted to see heroes beat up villains and hot woman in sexy body revealing clothing. Similar to wrestling as a matter of fact. That is what sold. That is what it is about. When the wokesters and the feminazi lesbians got in they wanted to destroy it. Make it in their perverted image. 

The money guys that took over the studio are smarter than that. It remains to be seen if they can reverse the trend. 

I mean if they wanted to make a "Batgirl" movie that would sell, they know who they need to get.

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

In the ruins of Madison Wisconsin Stardate 2712.4,


Captain Kirk: There are many strange artifacts here Spock.
Mr. Spock: Indeed Captain.
Captain Kirk: What is this place.
Mr. Spock: It appears to have been the location of a universisty in the early twenty first century right before the clone wars.
Captain Kirk: I wonder what they were studying.
Mr. Spock: It seems that this the law school. Perhaps that is a symbol of the school.
Captain Kirk: No it seems to be privately owned. There is an inscription, "property of Professor Alt.. I guess this Professor Alt was an important personage.
Mr. Spock: Indeed.
(Star Trek,City on the Edge of Madison, Directors Cut, 1966

If Star Trek was like J Date


"So it this your first time at the Starfleet Speed dating event?"
"Yes I thought it was the logical thing to do. So what do you do here at Star Fleet?
"I do communications baby because I am very oral."
"Fascinating. Have I ever told you about the Vulcan Vagina pinch?"
"Sounds groovy baby. Oh there be the bell. I have to go talk to the chink. I see you later."

Who the hell needs Batgirl when you have Japanese Anime?


The long spring day,
its mists rising,
before I know it
has turned to twilight,
and the heart that crowds my chest
hurts me so
I moan
like the mountain thrushes.
Then from the mountains
where our great Lord,
a god aloof,
is pleased to wander,
a wind comes blowing,
and as I stand alone,
morning and night,
it turns back my sleeve
and I think how auspicious
is that one word "back"!
Back where her gun is.

I call myself a man of spirit,
but on this journey,
grass for a pillow,
my thoughts keep going back—
no way to stop them—
and like the fires that burn
when fishergirls of Ami Bay
boil down their salt,
these memories burn
deep within my heart.
Of their 50 caliber butts.

Because the winds across the mountain
blow without cease,
each night in sleep unfailingly
I think with longing
of my love back home.

With her clenched cheeks
firing again and again.

Decisions, decisions

Since we know Brandon and Chlamydia will be looking for work in '24, there was always MaligNANCY.

Not any more.

Was Franklin president during the Articles of Confederation?

PS Which leaves us with that cast of Democrat governors who've been getting in touch with their inner Heydrich.

Monday, August 1, 2022

Bad Ideas ........

Don't try to hit Michelle in the face with balls.

That's Kamala's forte.


Bad Ideas.....

When the new cheerleader coach told her favorites that they didn't have to wear panties.

Or shave!


One of the many reasons you don't hear about Rick Barry anymore.....

Bill Russell gives you a taste of his personality.

RIP Bill.

The kiss that started it all!

On second thought, I won't comment on what I really think and let you guess. 

I hope she packed a lot of lightweight clothing. Just sayn'

She was born too soon. If she were coming up now she could have been vice president.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

On One of These Things is Not Like the Other, Open Eyes & Tune Calling


One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Votes received by the Democrat Candidate:

2008, Obama = 69.5 million votes

2012, Obama = 65.9 million votes

2016, Clinton = 65.9 million votes

2020, Biden = 81.3 million votes


Saturday, July 30, 2022

On Positive One More Time


After 4 jabs and a round with Covid, he tested negative on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but tested positive on Saturday morning from an antigen test.

On One Thing and Another


Friday, July 29, 2022

On Platforms and Megaphones


Glenn Reynold's column at the New York Post yesterday, entitled "Team Biden’s refusal to admit we’re in a recession is just another reason Americans don’t trust our institution" concluded with the quote below containing an essential truth in regard to trust and a question in need of an answer.  

"The way you earn trust is to tell people the truth, do the things you promise to do and admit when you’re wrong and do better next time. Lying to people, breaking promises and redefining terms to escape accountability may seem slick to political operatives, but this behavior gets noticed.

Can our nation flourish when most people think it’s basically a big organized-crime operation? I doubt it very much. But who will make our leaders do better?"

Someone willing to address our current situation, involving a hullaballoo, a mashed potato, two shimmy shakers, the MSM twist and the ongoing locomotion of the runaway train, is sorely needed.  With a second question to follow the first:  How and where do we start?   

ADDED: More from ampersand, creatively dancing to his own music with "Presstitutes":

Thursday, July 28, 2022

What's the Hullabaloo?

There is really only one Joey!

Wait a minute.....there was more than one Joey!

When you want to call all your friends to tell them about the latest TikTok video!


If only you had a cellphone like all the other kids.

What's My Line?


Dorothy Parker: "Men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses."
Joey Heatherton: "What about girls with great asses?"
Dorothy Parker: "Whore."

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

On Family Sagas & Bowls of Protection

Two articles caught my attention today, via a comment link elsewhere to The Tablet, where two different family sagas are presented and portrayed.  According to the stories told about them, both families appear to have been responsible for marking the tablet of history through the employment and deployment of two different bowls of protection. 

The first piece, entitled, The Mystery of Noah’s Ark Solved, involves a long account of the speculations, theories and math calculations based on the description and numbers provided in the Hebrew account of the ark supposedly built by Noah to preserve his family and earth's animal pairs from a catastrophic flood.  And the author, who offers evidence to support his belief the ark was most likely a bowl shaped affair, concludes with this takeaway:

"Noah and his family may stroll on the deck of a ship in Hollywood movies and modern fiction, but Genesis makes it clear that they were shut inside the ark before the flood and emerged only afterward. Noah is not a heroic sailor, like Odysseus or Sinbad or Horatio Hornblower. He is an elderly man of great piety, locked behind a door that was closed from the outside by the Lord himself, huddling with his terrified family and frantic animals in a giant container that bobs up and down on the waves like a buoy.

That is why it matters that the ark is not a boat that can be steered, but a passively drifting basket. Among other things, the story of Noah in Genesis is about being faithful during terrible events, in spite of being powerless to help yourself and those whom you love."

The other, entitled, The National Tragedy of Hunter Biden’s Laptop, goes on to describe “ How a country’s political corruption, institutional decay, and moral decline can be summed up in one sad family saga.”  A sad and damaging family saga that continues to unfold, with huge implications for those living through current reality and enduring the aftereffects of that bowl full of dysfunction, denial and duplicity.  The author outlines the timetable, describes the contents and the involvements and distancing that make up the other bowl, the bowl of protection that to this day surrounds Hunter and the family at large, with this conclusion:  "But none of these powerful and experienced men, presumably dedicated to defending the national interest, lifted a finger to stop Hunter Biden—and really, how could they? He was Joe Biden’s son, after all. And by doing nothing about him, the pillars of America’s intelligence community became the curators of the Biden family’s scandal..."

"It hardly needs to be said at this point that, contrary to media reporting on the left and right, there is no actual investigation of Hunter Biden’s laptop. In August 2020, an FBI agent who played a role in framing Trump as a Russian agent dismissed the laptop as Russian disinformation. This assessment, according to a recent letter from Sen. Grassley, caused the FBI’s investigative activity to cease. It doesn’t matter how damning the laptop’s contents might be, or whether they include child pornography or photographs of Joe Biden cashing checks from China. Whatever investigation might exist is performative, meant to show that the agencies are treating the president’s son like any other U.S. citizen. It’s a Potemkin investigation, obscuring the wasteland that was once the constitutional order before 9/11 legitimized the intelligence agencies’ ruinous attacks on it.

Still, even without a trial, it’s clear that Hunter Biden has enjoyed one of the most maniacally reckless careers in American history. What distinguishes him from real daredevils, like rock stars, test pilots, and terrorists, is that he always worked with a safety net—one billed to the American public, which will continue to pay dearly for the excess his father afforded him..."

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

The Case of the Deleterious Dick Toc


My dear Holmes,

It is your most humble petitioner, Inspector Lestrade. As you well know it has been several months since I have last requested your assistance in the troubling matter of the obscene affairs of the odious Lady Chatterley and her grass-stained lover. Today I must once again humbly beseech your assistance with respect to these horrible people.

As you know we have been long keeping a jaundiced eye on the affairs of this nefarious couple. Ever since the disappearance of Lord Douchebag the Yard has maintained a check on the activities of this group of malcontents and subversives. We occasionally insert an operative into their circle to monitor their unseemly ways. Insertion is a poor choice of words and calls to mind an unfortunate vision as illegal insertions seem to be one of the goals of the group that surrounds Lady Chatterley and her shabby vegetable loving lover. The problem with attempting this mode of surveillance is that no operative can stand to associate with these two for more than a month or two as she uniformly expels them from her presence as she is mentally unstable and brooks no contradiction or even mild questioning. An acolyte lasts about as long as a mayfly in her unstable circle. 
However, a situation has arisen which requires your assistance. It appears that Lady Chatterley and one of her foppish spawn have instigated an correspondence with the notorious sybarite Oscar Wilde and his circle of rich and idle degenerates. They have been forward obscene renderings of male genitalia through her Majesty's post on numerous occasions. These drawings consist of artistic renderings of various penile perturbances which are drawn in slightly different poses. They are gathered together in a pile and then turned quickly to give the illusion of motion. They call this technique Dick Toc and it has become quite the rage in the social scene of catamites and degenerates.

You might ask why I am writing to you about these beastly practices, but I do indeed have an important reason. It appears that for some reason your brother Mycroft has received some of these obscene missives. I write to you to impart a warning to him and have him destroy any of these items he might maintain in his files before the Yard moves forward with the prosecution of these obscene practices. I feel I owe it to your family because of your invaluable help and our enduring friendship.

Please give my best to your brother Mycroft and inform him that the case of the Gibbon with the distended rectum in the Yorkshire Zoo has been dropped. Please note that the occurrence of what various physicians have termed monkey pox have been reported in those environs and he should be circumspect in his intercourse with his current circle of friends and acquaintances

I remain as always,
Your obedient servant,
Inspector G. Lestrade
July 25, 1898

Monday, July 25, 2022

Have a Little Faith in Me

One of my favorite songs of all time.

Saturday, July 23, 2022

On Outgassing, Spouting Nozzles & Gas Cans

One Saturday challenge I look forward to involves rolling through Powerline's Week in Pictures and deciding which of the ones that invite a smile contain the spark of creativity that surprises or intrigues me the most.  Today it was this one:

There he stands, an arrogant beggar, out gassing and spouting nonsense, an empty red can himself with his sniffer and symbolic male part (and public proclivities) prominently on display. 

Taking me to this in regard to nozzles of one kind or another:

 douche nozzle:  an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).

"he's a total douchenozzle and the whole premise of the show is absurd"

Kudos as well to the person who thought up the wind turbine paint job and the tiny freezer pops! 

Friday, July 22, 2022

On Cuffs & Jabs; Power Plays, Absurdities & Play Acting


Four jabs for Joe, masking up the waz, mad mandates resulting in the loss of thousands of skilled workers who weren't willing to experiment with The Experimental Vaccine That's Not a Vaccine, and he still comes down with Covid.   Another version of What's in the Room? and How Do We Go About Fooling and Controlling Others with Our Power Plays, Absurdities and Play Acting?

Driving past the marina today, currently filled for the summer with the boats of those wealthy enough to afford and maintain them, I saw what looked to be a pair of  "boat people" all decked out in their summer boating duds, sunglasses and white masks, walking their tiny dog on the strip of grass that runs alongside the docks.  I wondered if they wore those masks on their boat, or if they'd put them on special to walk the dog on shore in case the soft breeze coming off the Lake was stirring up the city cooties waiting in the grass.   Meanwhile the four POC laborers repairing the sidewalk further down the way were diligently going about their work wearing reflective vests with no masks.  Two different worlds, two different playing fields, two different priorities and safety concerns as summer rolls on. 

On another note, the Patient Intake Information form I filled out today for an upcoming appointment asked if I identified as male, or identified as a female.  Among the other possibilities listed (without the word "identifies" in front) were 4 other choices: "Female-to-Male (FTM/Transgender Male/Trans Man); Male-to-Female (MTF/Transgender Female/Trans Woman); Genderqueer, neither exclusively male or female; and Choose not to disclose". 

It seems the more helpful information to have on record with regard to health considerations and potential cancer concerns would be whether I have a uterus or prostate onboard, or was born with a penis or vagina.  But no, it's more important to know what I think I am, than gather info pertaining to body parts and hormones that might require attention or testing.  I decided to check "Identifies as Female" and wrote "I am a biological female" alongside in the belief that too might be good for the doctor to know. 

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

On Pete & a Pelosi House Sitter; AC's, EV's & Blue Smoke


Legal Insurrection has a post up today on Rep Thomas Massie posing questions and providing answers to Pete Buttigieg on electricity usage.  Reading it brought to mind the old adage about all electronics running on blue smoke, with the proof being when you let the blue smoke out they no longer work.   

Who knew there was someone with mad skills like these sitting in the Pelosi-run House and serving the the Transportation and Infrastructure Committee?  I didn't, and was surprised to read the following on Massie's website:

"U.S. Representative Massie attended the Massachusetts Institute of Technology where he earned a Bachelor’s degree in Electrical Engineering and a Master’s Degree in Mechanical Engineering. During school, he invented a technology that enabled people to interact with computers using their sense of touch and leveraged that technology to found SensAble Technologies, Inc., which raised over $32 million of venture capital, created 70 jobs, and obtained 29 patents. The hardware and software he developed is now used to design automobiles, jewelry, shoes, dental prosthetics, and even reconstructive implants for wounded soldiers.

In Congress, Thomas serves on two committees: the House Committee on Transportation & Infrastructure and the House Judiciary Committee."

They Jill Zarin is very thirsty....

This is not that.


Monday, July 18, 2022

On the More Serious Side: Arguments & Challenges, Content & Process

 If you haven't already read Neo's July 14, post on her site entitled "Arguing content, arguing process" it's worth considering in full at this link, along with the part that caught my attention, quoted below.  In her post, written in response to the exchange that took place between Senator Hawley and Bridges concerning who can get pregnant, she first clarifies the difference between a content argument and a process approach and then goes on to provide an example of what more might have been said to challenge the promoted premise and address the heart of the matter.  

"He (Hawley) then resorts to some snark, which Bridges has already displayed as well; that’s a process approach. But my suggestion would be to eliminate the snark and go to a different kind of process move – you might call it a meta-process move – and to challenge the entire premise of what the left is actually doing here, which is to redefine reality through words and to reify personal belief systems as truth. That’s actually the heart of the matter, and I think it needs to be called out.

Not that it would convince anyone on the left; of course it won’t. But it’s an attempt to pull back the curtain and expose the inner workings of the tactic, and make it clear what’s going on and how revolutionary it really is.

Here’s an example, off the top of my head (there are probably better ones):

 What you’re doing here is the sort of thing the left continually does, which is to attempt to redefine words as they see fit, in order to drive a political agenda. In doing that, the left throws out the obvious traditional meanings of a word such as “woman” or “violence,” and substitutes something that not only contradicts the word’s traditional meaning but contradicts reality, and substitutes a politically-driven completely subjective meaning for words, a meaning that denies reality. [Then I would suggest shifting to a more content-focused argument.] We all know – although you refuse to say – that only biological females who are past puberty – that is, young women or women – get pregnant, as opposed to biological males – that is, young men or men. To deny that is to deny reality. And we all know that words are words and are not violence, and that violence refers to acts rather than words. The left doesn’t get to determine these things, and the left sounds absurd when it tries to do so. "

Sunday, July 17, 2022

On Everyday Awe & Webbs of Light

Laughing in the face of Existential Dread, with a hat tip to Polymaths, Heliocentrism and Human Humor.  Let there be Light!   

On Dressing Up, Standing Up, High Heels & Punch Back


"If you will lie about something so obvious, I will assume you are willing to lie, distort, or pervert truth to serve whatever purposes matter most to you," would be how I'd state my take on this.  

Friday, July 15, 2022

On Searches & Xelebrations of Uniquenexx


On Cash, Cache, & Cashiering


Cache:  a hiding place; a hidden store of goods, from French cacher to hide  
Cashier (n): a person responsible for receiving payments for goods, services; an employee, as in a market, who totals purchases and collects payment from customers;  an executive who superintends the financial transactions and commitments of a company. from Dutch cassier or French caissier, from casse money chest, caissier custodian of a money-box 
Cashier (v): To dismiss from a position of command or responsibility, especially for disciplinary reason, from Middle Dutch kasseren, from Old French casser, from Latin quassāre to quash 

Alternative Title: On Hiding in Plain Sight, Revealing Laptops, Super-Intending Executives, Filling the Money Chest & a Perverted Pair of Corrupt Custodians in Need of Quashing. 

Thursday, July 14, 2022

On Horn Dogs & the Dogged; On & Off Leash


"President Joe Biden has been lying about his knowledge and likely his involvement in his son's business dealings since at least 2018...Because the Biden family has been so deeply involved and so vehemently denied their involvement with Chinese business, the next question is as inescapable as the first: Does the flow of money to the Biden family from China influence the foreign policy of the United States?"

Quote from:

Rest in Peace Paulie....say hello to Ma

This is the best illustration of what these guys are like.

"I know you."

For additional info you can check out "Hispter Holocaust" at the old place.

That is what is taken up my time.

I did have to laugh that he was buried out of Regina Pacis. Do you remember the story about the junkies that broke in and stole the jewels off the statues?

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

On Thinking and Being


I don’t know what stops every adult woman who's had one or more personal life experiences with monthly periods, pregnancy, miscarriage, childbirth, breast feeding, endometriosis, uterine cancer or menopause, from standing up for themselves and acknowledging the reality of this unique as a taco truth.  

Monday, July 11, 2022

On Pounding and Procurring


Close to interchangeable?  With one if not both out there pounding something, if not the pavement.  Two different sniffers hot after the scent, both intent on procuring, obtaining and using to fulfill their addictions.  The American people, nay, the world is being used and manipulated by these two con men. The only thing missing to complete this package is an honorable Beau.   

81 million votes my ass


That chick with the enormous butt sure is abusing that demented old bastard. But remember, some people wanted that pathetic pedophile to be our "leader". You know, people who thought mean tweets were bad for the republic. Alcholic law profs and the like. Yep, that is the face of a man who can lead and who should have his finger on the nuclear button:

Daughter-fucker belongs in a home. And he needs a diaper change.

He and his son both love children, and not in a good way. 

Saturday, July 9, 2022

On Channeling & Humor Ketching Up


Good to know I wasn't the only one hearing voices.   Use of Wendy's as the setting is a fun twist that punctuates, like a drip of ketchup from a fry on a console or shirt, the Wall of dementia, delusion and denial that's currently standing in place, or better yet, responsible for driving this country who knows where.   

Added:  While considering the Wall , the Car, and the Driver, this showed up:

Friday, July 8, 2022


 Tony Sirico, Larry Storch and James Caan. One of these is not like the others.

Also, that "Group of three" thing is bullshit. When does the clock start, when does it stop. It's really more a of a continuum as people shuffle off this mortal coil all the time. Every day, in fact.

Thursday, July 7, 2022

RIP Sonny!

I will always think of you as Mississippi.