AJ: So what? No fuckin' ziti now?
Use it for what, a target?I don't know about yous guys, but I need both hands to hold a fire hose of heartbreaking passion and satisfaction.Just saying.
I heard this was really why the uncle got an early retirement package. Over the phone, Kim Jong heard the pitter patter of little Pete.
Does the Gentleman Use His Phone at the Urinal?"Only for pictures.
Only if you wash the iPhone before leaving the restroom.
Look at us. Couldn't be more different, me a highly paid executive, you a dirty out of work bum. Yet we're both standing here next to each other at these urinals. So why is it that your peeing sounds so much louder than mine?'Cause I'm pissing on your phone, man.
Depends on who's calling!
"Phone Etiquette: Does the Gentleman Use His Phone at the Urinal?"Looking at porn on a smart phone in that circumstnace would be...well not smart. Looking at gay porn might get even more eyebrows. But handwashing alone seems to be a reason not to do so.
" Looking at gay porn might get even more eyebrows. "Maybe we need signs over the urinals that say: "Eye protection required in this area."
A gentleman does not talk at a urinal to anyone.
I need both hands to hold a fire hose of heartbreaking passion and satisfactionBagoh20 will be away for a moment 'cuz he wrenched his arm out place patting his own back :-) EMT's will have him repaired shortly.
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Use it for what, a target?
I don't know about yous guys, but I need both hands to hold a fire hose of heartbreaking passion and satisfaction.
Just saying.
I heard this was really why the uncle got an early retirement package. Over the phone, Kim Jong heard the pitter patter of little Pete.
Does the Gentleman Use His Phone at the Urinal?"
Only for pictures.
Only if you wash the iPhone before leaving the restroom.
Look at us. Couldn't be more different, me a highly paid executive, you a dirty out of work bum. Yet we're both standing here next to each other at these urinals. So why is it that your peeing sounds so much louder than mine?
'Cause I'm pissing on your phone, man.
Depends on who's calling!
"Phone Etiquette: Does the Gentleman Use His Phone at the Urinal?"
Looking at porn on a smart phone in that circumstnace would be...well not smart. Looking at gay porn might get even more eyebrows.
But handwashing alone seems to be a reason not to do so.
" Looking at gay porn might get even more eyebrows. "
Maybe we need signs over the urinals that say: "Eye protection required in this area."
A gentleman does not talk at a urinal to anyone.
I need both hands to hold a fire hose of heartbreaking passion and satisfaction
Bagoh20 will be away for a moment 'cuz he wrenched his arm out place patting his own back :-) EMT's will have him repaired shortly.
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