Wednesday, December 18, 2013

They look older to me


He is twenty-one and she is twenty-two, and that is the only thing that is odd about this.
“I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care,” Gerakaris says. “We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move.”
That sounds reasonable.
She made her move by stripping down to her bra and panties and waiting on her bed until Gregg got the hint.
And...
When things began to heat up, Casarona thrust the 110-pound Gerakaris backwards with all 440 pounds of his girth. And Gerakaris’s head went right through the basement’s sheet-rock wall.
Regaining her wits the woman asked,
“Why’d you stop?”
Chubby chaser with a sense of humor that does not stop. She is concerned about him. I like the slut already but now even more for that. He took her to hospital and everyone LOLed.

24 comments:

AllenS said...

Heavy duty foreplay.

Sixty Grit said...

Twenty one years old and he already weighs 440 pounds. How is that even possible?

john said...

20.95 lbs/year. Possible.

Chip Ahoy said...

Twenty quid, ninety-five pence.

AllenS said...

“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”

You won't find that one in any romance novels.

AllenS said...

After a couple of terrifying seconds, Gerakaris slowly pulled her head out of the wall and looked at Casarona incredulously.

Visualize that.

Chip Ahoy said...

Gary was fatter than that at fourteen. Fattest kid in school. I saw him through a window and it looked like a haystack passing by. Then he won the admiration of the entire school by banging on a piano in front of the whole place in assembly. His fingers so fat they hit more than the intended keys but so rich with notes anyway few unnoticed in a gym full of tin-ear middle schoolers. He wrote his own songs so we were all impressed by that. Ridiculed, ostracized, which is very different from being ostrich-ized, he carried his own until he stopped going altogether and finished without it, by then we moved.

test said...

“Why’d you stop?”

Best comment ever, even though I don't believe the real person said it.

chickelit said...

Headbangers Ball

Michael Haz said...

Seriously, who hasn't done this already? I mean, the hardware store can barely keep the spackle shelf stocked anymore.

Michael Haz said...

Shouldn't we want to know why AllenS is reading romance novels?

Sixty Grit said...

No, we should not.

AllenS said...

[cough, cough]

I need to be more careful, evidently, before I comment.

chickelit said...

Michael Haz said...
Seriously, who hasn't done this already? I mean, the hardware store can barely keep the spackle shelf stocked anymore.

You think the guy spackeled her wall after this encounter?

MamaM said...

Proving once again it's not just the frosting and wrapper, but the cupcake underneath that contribute to an experience worth savoring.

AllenS said...

Sex Sent Me to the ER or Duck Dynasty

Which one will be the number one show?

The tension mounts.

Unknown said...

When you're that big, you must agree to be on the bottom-- And on the first floor of a structure with a solid foundation.

Unknown said...

Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28.

Oh boy. Prepare for episodes where flashlights and vegetables are only visible with an x-ray.
I think I'll pass.

edutcher said...

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Or something like that.

bagoh20 said...

He must have an amazing personality. Good listener with mad hypnosis skill or something. I got no other explanation.

bagoh20 said...

It doesn't sound like he used any of those things you guys tell me are so useful like confidence, humor, and nice shoes, and yet "Why did you stop?"?. I'm confused.

Known Unknown said...

“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”

I think I just got an idea for the The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

Known Unknown said...

Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28

Well, it is THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

Sixty Grit said...

At last we have learned Rit Mo's real name.