He is twenty-one and she is twenty-two, and that is the only thing that is odd about this.
“I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care,” Gerakaris says. “We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move.”That sounds reasonable.
She made her move by stripping down to her bra and panties and waiting on her bed until Gregg got the hint.And...
When things began to heat up, Casarona thrust the 110-pound Gerakaris backwards with all 440 pounds of his girth. And Gerakaris’s head went right through the basement’s sheet-rock wall.Regaining her wits the woman asked,
“Why’d you stop?”Chubby chaser with a sense of humor that does not stop. She is concerned about him. I like the slut already but now even more for that. He took her to hospital and everyone LOLed.
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Heavy duty foreplay.
Twenty one years old and he already weighs 440 pounds. How is that even possible?
20.95 lbs/year. Possible.
Twenty quid, ninety-five pence.
“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”
You won't find that one in any romance novels.
After a couple of terrifying seconds, Gerakaris slowly pulled her head out of the wall and looked at Casarona incredulously.
Visualize that.
Gary was fatter than that at fourteen. Fattest kid in school. I saw him through a window and it looked like a haystack passing by. Then he won the admiration of the entire school by banging on a piano in front of the whole place in assembly. His fingers so fat they hit more than the intended keys but so rich with notes anyway few unnoticed in a gym full of tin-ear middle schoolers. He wrote his own songs so we were all impressed by that. Ridiculed, ostracized, which is very different from being ostrich-ized, he carried his own until he stopped going altogether and finished without it, by then we moved.
“Why’d you stop?”
Best comment ever, even though I don't believe the real person said it.
Headbangers Ball
Seriously, who hasn't done this already? I mean, the hardware store can barely keep the spackle shelf stocked anymore.
Shouldn't we want to know why AllenS is reading romance novels?
No, we should not.
[cough, cough]
I need to be more careful, evidently, before I comment.
Michael Haz said...
Seriously, who hasn't done this already? I mean, the hardware store can barely keep the spackle shelf stocked anymore.
You think the guy spackeled her wall after this encounter?
Proving once again it's not just the frosting and wrapper, but the cupcake underneath that contribute to an experience worth savoring.
Sex Sent Me to the ER or Duck Dynasty
Which one will be the number one show?
The tension mounts.
When you're that big, you must agree to be on the bottom-- And on the first floor of a structure with a solid foundation.
Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28.
Oh boy. Prepare for episodes where flashlights and vegetables are only visible with an x-ray.
I think I'll pass.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Or something like that.
He must have an amazing personality. Good listener with mad hypnosis skill or something. I got no other explanation.
It doesn't sound like he used any of those things you guys tell me are so useful like confidence, humor, and nice shoes, and yet "Why did you stop?"?. I'm confused.
“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”
I think I just got an idea for the The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28
Well, it is THE LEARNING CHANNEL.
At last we have learned Rit Mo's real name.
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