Since I'm the rookie on Lem's plantation, I've been told to review all the purchases made through the Amazon Portal last month and issue gracious and fulsome words of appreciation for your
*Opens and reviews list of purchases provided by Amazon*
It's probably best to do this without
Hitachi Magic Wand and Attachments. Several buyers. One of them female
Vino Italiano Wine Making Kit. Two buyers, both in Wisconsin
Doc Johnson Butt Plug For Men. One buyer, eastern state
Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears. Many buyers, some also ordered item Christmas gift wrapped
Geiger Counter. One buyer, California
Canned Unicorn Meat. One buyer, Lake Country
Porcelain Gay Wedding Cake Toppers. One buyer, California
Thomas Kinkade Painting. Delivered to an Art Department at an east coast university
Deepak Chopra book. One buyer, Utah
Bitter is The New Black. One buyer, Madison
My Third Husband Will Be A Dog. One buyer, Madison
Rubber Bulldozer Track. One buyer, rural Wisconsin
Kenworth Stering Wheel With Skulls. One buyer. Picked up at warehouse
Pacemaker Synchronization Guide. One buyer, New York
Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne. One buyer, last name is "Archy"
Boobs, An American Obsession. Multiple buyers.
Lem asked me to say thanks for
31 comments:
I can understand that some people think the butt plug makes me a homo but I've been eating more fiber lately and I think of it as a wise precaution.
Michael, you're Meade here?
I thought Unicorn Meat was more popular than just the one in the Lake country. but the rest are probably still trying to swallow what they already bought and having a little difficulty after overindulging so long.
The reviews over there for Eric's butt plug are pretty funny. How many people do you meet during the day who are sporting one of those?
Michael, you're Meade here?
Negatoray.
How many people do you meet during the day who are sporting one of those?
This is another one of those questions I hope no one ever answers. It's not so much preferring the mystery so much as it is wanting to forget the question in the first place.
Haha, well played.
Very funny...but I am a top, nothing goes in my ass-unless you were referring to Palladian.
Looking at that list i see posting opportunities.
lol Wish I could think of some. Gimme some time.
The one that I assume relates to me was the last one I figured out.
"How many people do you meet during the day who are sporting one of those?"
It's the ones with the weak handshake. A person can only do so much clenching at any given time.
And people, please, let's agree that the LEFT hand should be used to .... "adjust" those things.
I just got the Geiger Counter bit.
And I'm surprised rh didn't buy any scything equipment.
I thought unicorn meat was illegal?
Extracting unicorn farts for MSNBC's koolaid is legal. but the meat? hmmm.
That purchase was a rip off. I mean all they sent me was a universal remote. How the hell am I going to synchronize my pacemaker when I can't figure out the freaking DVR.
The remote was for Lisa. For emergencies.
Does that remote have a mute button?
I was just doing some research!!
Really.
Bags is the cake topper and I'm radioactive, thank you very much.
You are a funny funny guy Michael Haz!
That's how I see it Chickie, and I'm not sure which is more dangerous for a straight guy - a gay wedding or radioactivity. Either way there is a risk of irreversible damage.
Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads! No, the Geiger counter is for DBQ and her Doom-stead.
She probably ordered it along with a few thousand more rounds of .22 LR ammo.
Icepick said...
Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads! No, the Geiger counter is for DBQ and her Doom-stead.
Could be. Not certain though.
If it was you he would have mentioned Erlenmeyer flasks, or perhaps methylamine. But a Geiger Counter is perfect for the self-sufficient Doom-steader. Once communication networks break down, you've got to be able to do your own testing for radiological contamination. A Geiger counter is a reasonable place to start. I bet DBQ already owns one!
I mean, I'm sure you can get Methylamine on Amazon, right? Right?!
Chickie's a Meth head? He's like a real life Breaking Bad or a "Deflecting Suboptimal" as it's known among the intelligentsia.
Chickie's a Meth head?
I don't even watch the show. It's all in Icepick's head.
I was thinking geiger counter for Fukushima ocean water.
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