We went to fill up the tank yesterday since we were afraid that we were back in Jimmy Carter times where they would be rationing gasoline. With the problem with that pipeline being held for ransom we thought it would be wise to have a full tank as soon as we could get one.
Gas has been steadily rising in price since the God Emperor was deposed by the forces of the Devil. I remember taking a photo of the gas pump the day before the election
These were the prices before the election. I took the photo then because I knew if Biden was elected the cost of energy would skyrocket. As it did.
Anyway I went in to get $20 of regular. That used to fill up our tank, It didn't do it now. Instead it gave off the mark of the Beast. 666. Proof positive that Joe Biden is Satan.
2 comments:
Hate to tell you, but 666 is not the mark of the beast.
It's 616. Biblical scholars
This is based on an old Roman game where each letter in the Roman alphabet had a numeric value. You'd write a name, figure out the sum of all the letters, and do a little graffito of it.
A recently discovered fragment of the New Testament older than any previously found, clarifies the error.
But you're still right.
Get your beast marks now, 50 bucks off.
BTW I see more lefty scholars pushing the theory that Nero was a really great guy.
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