Tuesday, September 13, 2016

The grim reaper

Look out, by the concrete knoll, behind the Chevy

If you stop and think about it, Hillary was at the 9/11 ceremony with her personal doctor, who held her arm and waited with her by the curb for the van. Traditionally, vans have been disfavored by protective services as transports, because they don’t have the horsepower, rugged drivetrains, or stability/maneuverability of SUVs that are designed for towing and off road use. Imagine the poor Secret Service Agent forced into a high-speed chase in that thing, swerving from lave to lane, with it’s high center of gravity and puny van wheels.

So why a van?

I initially thought it was because it was lower to step into, but then why not a sedan, which would come with much more maneuverability. Or better yet, a Limo?

The Vanbulance makes perfect sense. As soon as they loaded Hillary in (after blocking the view inside as they loaded her), they probably dumped the seat back, turning it into a gurney to lay her out flat, popped open some cabinets, and let her doctor hook up a diazepam IV from a hook on the ceiling, an EKG that popped from a side console, and they probably had the defibrillator paddles dropped from the ceiling, ready to go.

Everybody knows she has these amygdala problems, and they have known for some time. And everybody is covering it up, just like they did with FDR.

11 comments:

edutcher said...

Well, people were saying it had a wheelchair lift and other people thought that was crazy. Now, I guess, not so much.

PS On cue, The Donald hopes Illary* gets well real soon.

Just in time for the debates.

*Great name for her, innit?

ndspinelli said...

I am a gambler. I would bet 5 large she has Parkinson's.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Maybe she is just a lush and it is catching up with her.

Some of us have seen that before.

AllenS said...

Maybe it's just old age. Some people age a lot faster than others. No stamina, no balance, cough, general weakness, and yes, the drinking has caught up to her.

Sixty Grit said...

Fresnel lenses, DVT, blood clot in her brain, difficulty swallowing, aspiration pneumonia, having neurological exams administered in public by her doctor, loss of balance, numerous falls including one that caused an elbow fracture, loss of consciousness - all of these add up to something more than "drinking" or "aging" - she is seriously ill but of course, her biggest illness is her inability to tell the truth.

edutcher said...

ndspinelli said...

I am a gambler. I would bet 5 large she has Parkinson's.

You may win that one. Word isshe has stage 3 Parkinson's.

AprilApple said...

LOL! Is that for realz?

If so - lolololol. Get her. now. She's right there. Grab her! We are ready, grim reaper - take her away!

Jim in St Louis said...

I’ve seen pictures of that van before.


When the ‘Scooby Van’ story was first rolled out, it was presented as our lovable and kooky Hillary and her wacky fun-loving staff were going to road-trip across the country. Stopping in a random Qdobas and creating this totally organic internet buzz, and won’t it just blow people’s minds that Hillary (herself!) is ordering a burrito in a regular store!!! But the whole thing kinda fell flat, because Hillary has no pizzazz or spark.

This van was part of the campaign before the campaign started. Whatever her health issues, she has known about them for at least a year.

AprilApple said...

Jim - The media ran after he like she is a super star. The rest of us - meh.

Amartel said...

OMG, she's ACTUALLY consorting with the Devil!!!

Methadras said...

It's a stealth WAHHHHHHH-mbulance.