Melania Trumps Diary

We are getting to the home stretch. Donald loves the home stretch. He calls it that when I pull on little Donald when we are in the Helicopter on the way back from Atlantic City. I have to tug on it a little but it usual stands to attention. Not like a shitty quarterback for the national anthem. Lately Donald has been getting pretty frisky. I guess he can smell victory in the air. Or Ivanka’s breast milk. That always gets him excited.

We were so happy that a citizen caught Crooked Hillary stroking out on 911 day. You know if he didn't have that video she would denied the whole thing and the scumbag press would have covered it up. They always do that for Democrats. They covered up Wilson having a stroke. They covered up FDR having to wheel himself around. They covered up Kennedy having Halfway in his Grave disease. They just cover for every Democrat. That is who they are.

Of course we are used to that. Everyone in the elites are against us. The press. The commie college professors. The Rhinos. Especially the Bushes. Senile old man Bush told one of the Kennedy twats that he was voting for Hillary. Big Whoops. You can understand that because Donald beat that poor simpleton Jeb like he was a baby seal. Barbara Bush hates us with a passion. She is always sending us nasty tweets of her grey haired old bush. That’s right. She is Anthony Weinering us. Donald doesn’t get it. Every time he gets a new one Kellyanne just tells him it is a tweet from Bayard Rustin with his picture and he believes it. You see Donnie has a low attention span for bullshit. He is focused on making America Great again.

Now there are bunch of riots going on. The Canadians are getting restless. There were a couple of shootings. One was particular bad where this lady cop shot an innocent man. What are the odds? I mean the odds are pretty good that a woman cop is going be scared and shoot first because she can’t handle herself physically. But what are the odds that she would shoot an innocent black man? It’s like getting a hole in one or something.

Of course in North Carolina it is a whole different thing. This Canadian had a gun when the cops sclonged him. It is even on video. Everything is on video these days. So now they are protesting. Not by sitting at a lunch counter or riding in the front of bus. They are protesting the new fangled way by robbing the liquor store and looting CVS for oxy. They shall overcome. Overcome their jones. Whatever. Once Donnie gets in he is going to fix it. He is going to change how we do things. From now on he is going to put in a federal mandate that liquor and drugs can only be dispensed from the library. It will be safe there. None of these protestors know where the library is so we should be good.

I have to leave early tonight. I am meeting up with Gigi and Bella Haddad. They want lessons on how to be a supermodel and how to snag a billionaire husband. I am going over there with a tube of KY and a big bunch of bananas.

I just love to teach the younger generation. That is going to be my talent as first lady.

I am going to be a great first lady.